"I am pregnant with your child, Happy. You will *NOT* ignore your
responsibilities this time," Cologne said in a commanding angry voice.

What's sicker than Cologne and Happosai currently being lovers. <spew>
That it would bear fruit. <speeeeeeew and a half!>

Heh, not bad.  I bet I could top it though.  What about a fic taking a similar
idea halfway seriously.  Happosai and Cologne use the Musk's magic bucket and
some Drowned girl and boy water to become young again, fall back in love, (Or
at least lust) with each other, and Cologne gets pregnant.  What kind of
parents would they be, especially if Cologne managed to get Happosai to stick
around?  I could run with this idea.  Maybe I will.