*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*
(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)
(The future isn't what it used to be....)
"MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 6.7" (SEASON TWO)
EPISODE 15: TRAPPED
(A Sailor Moon Lemon MSTing)
MSTed From the Desk of Megane 6.7
This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.
Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment
purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or
trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.
Any random mention of certain anime characters, song titles, etc. are
the property of their respected creators/distributors/etc. Just covering
my own ass here folks....
"Sailor Moon" is the property of Naoko Takeuchi and all the
distributors of her work.
"Trapped" is the property of Mr_Jazz and he's welcome to it. I do not
intend to offend him for making fun of his work like this but I figure
it's only a matter of time before someone does. It's all meant in good
fun. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)
Warning: This fic contains mature content and lemon content. If you
are offended by such material, simply delete it and it's gone. If not,
enjoy!
(Cue "Mystery Science Theater 6.7 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)
It's the not-too-distant future,
Last Sunday BC
There was this guy named Joel
Not so different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another guy in a red jumpsuit
He did a great job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses really hate him
So they shot him into space!!!!
Joel:
(OH....MY....GODDESS!!!)
Crow and Tom:
(IT'S MEGAMI-SAMA!)
(Instead of holding messed up video, Frank's holding a computer
printout)
We'll send him crappy fanfics
The worst we can find (lalala)
He'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor his mind (lalala)
(Instead of where it shows the guys watching the movie, it shows them
ducking behind their seats for 'Artemis's Lover'.)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
When the fanfics begin or end (lalala)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends;
ROBOT ROLL CALL:
CAMBOT:
'Text only'?
Gypsy:
'Oh, my!'
Tom Servo:
'Sweet-o!'
CROOOOOOOW!!!
'I'm not a hentai!'
If your wondering how Joel eats and breathes
And other science facts (lalala)
Then repeat to yourself
*It's just a MiST*
You should really just relax
for MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 6.7!!!!
* * *
SEPPUKU STATION
09:45 HOURS
"HA! YOU COMING APART!" Joel exclaimed in a corny
Japanese accent that put Fuji Hakayito to shame as the brown ninjas
split into two halves and collapsed to the floor. Then he walked over
to the training dummy and proceeded to beat the crap out of it,
recovering the energy he had lost.
He cautiously approached the window, knowing either Tom
or Crow could be watching it, laying in ambush. Seeing no one
around, he quickly jumped out the window to the street below. His feet
had barely touched the ground when bullets tore up the pavement
around him. Joel cursed out loud as he ducked beside a nearby pick up
truck and slowly edged his way toward the rear. Then, when the bullets
ceased firing, he leapt into the bed of the pickup truck and picked up the
loaded uzi in one smooth movement.
Meanwhile, Tom was hovering behind one of the pillars, a
smoking uzi held in each of the special attachments for his arms. He
was dangerously low on ammo and he knew Joel wouldn't let him get
close enough to use his sword. He flinched when the pillar behind him
began to crack from the bullets being fired at it....
Tom made a mad dash towards the restaurant and zipped over
to the right. He then made a beeline towards the blue car, hoping it
would would hide him long enough to think of a plan....
Joel stayed behind the truck, inserting a new clip into his uzi
as he did so. He wished he had the gold key so he could get the rocket
launcher in the restaurant but he had insisted that the cheat codes be
locked out after Crow used them to win the last three games. Joel
couldn't risk trying to find the key without leaving himself exposed to
a sneak attack.
"Give it up, Tommy! You haven't got a prayer!" Joel called
out.
"Bite me, doughboy!" Tom's voice replied.
Joel had an idea. He holstered his uzi and took out three
shurikens. Placing them between his fingers, he carefully aimed them
towards the source of Tom's voice, hoping to panic him into revealing
his exact location. He was about to let the shurikens fly when....
"MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!!!"
The half-crazed battle cry caused Joel to whirl around. He
was shocked to see Crow smash headfirst through the window of the
apartment above him, an uzi blazing in each of his hands as he rapidly
drove towards street level. He didn't quite make it as his body crashed
full force onto the hood of a red sportscar. So awesome was the impact,
that it shattered the windshield. The uzis then slowly fell from Crow's
grasp.
There was a long silence, broken only by the annoying wail of
the car alarm. Then Joel walked over to the prone body of Crow and
gave it a tap.
"You okay, Crow?" Joel asked.
"Uuuuugh...." Crow replied.
"I have to admit Crow....that was a nice John Woo-esque type
move. Of course it would have been even better if you'd bothered to
*AIM* while you dove...." Tom added as he hovered toward them....
"It....was all I could do....not to flap my arms....when I fell...."
Crow moaned, obviously in great pain.
Joel was about to say something when the voice of Gypsy
echoed throughout the street. "Guys, there's something I have to tell
you...."
"Don't tell me....Dr. F?" Joel groaned.
"No....you're wide open...."
The sound of a rocket launcher discharging could be heard in
the distance. They all had a brief moment to see the markings of a nuke
missile heading towards them before a bright white light blinded them
all....
* * *
DEEP 13
"Sign it, Frank...."
"N....No."
"On the dotted line, Frank...."
"No!"
"Just sign it already, Frank...."
"NO!"
Dr. Clayton Forrester sighed heavily as he ran his fingers
through his hair, improving it not one iota. Then he glared at the
source of his exasperation. "Frank, why are you being such a baby
about all this?"
T.V's Frank was visibly nervous but his tone was firm as he
replied. "I'm sick of being a guinea pig! Last time you had me
listening to Celine Dion and before that, you turned me into a girl, for
crying out loud!"
Dr. Forrester sighed impatiently. "Frank, over the years I've
decapitated you, maimed you, force-fed you, crushed you, tortured you,
fried you, suffocated you, forced you to watch 24 hr marathons of
Barney, Charles Grodin, Mama's Family and yes....I've even forced you
to watch the dubbed versions of Urusei Yatsura, Bean Bandit, and
Key: The Metal Idol!"
Dr. Forrester took a deep breath before continuing. "And until
now, you've always signed the yearly form, giving your consent to these
experiments! Always willing to sacrifice your body and basic human
rights in the name of Mad Science...."
"My body yes! My *MANHOOD* is another story!" Frank
retorted angrily.
"I was a girl for a while too, and I didn't have a problem
with it!" Dr. F shot back. "What's the matter, Frank? Too insecure
about your manhood to risk changing back into a girl? You wuss!"
"Hey! I am not a wuss!" Frank shot back.
"You are a wuss!" Dr. Forrester snapped.
"I AM NOT!" Frank shouted angrily.
"Oh no? Prove it! Sign the damn forms!" Dr. Forrester
replied as he shoved them into Frank's face.
"FINE! I'll show you!" Frank retorted as he quickly scratched
his signature on the bottom of the forms, then threw them back at Dr.
Forrester. "Hah! How about that! Who's the wuss now!"
Dr. Forrester smiled. "I guess we'll be answer that question
over the course of this season, eh Frank?"
Frank's features paled considerably as he realized he had been
duped while Dr. Forrester walked over to the control panel and
activated the linkup for the Satellite of Love. A minute later, Joel and
the bots appeared on the screen.
"Great Scott!!!" Frank exclaimed.
"I don't suppose this means you now have a refreshing mint
flavor?" Dr. Forrester inquired with a frown as he involuntarily
squinted from the glare of the trio.
Joel sighed as he continued to glow a bright green along with
his two robot companions. "We're fine, sirs....Gypsy nuked us in a
game of Shadow Warrior and we didn't have time to be decontaminated
before you called us...." Joel explained.
"Ah....well then, I'll give you a few moments to compose
yourselves....right after this week's invention exchange!" Dr. Forrester
sneered as he placed what appeared to be a plush toy on top of the
console. Joel's eyes widened as the bots suddenly exclaimed.
"IT'S....IT'S...."
"....not Monty Python's Flying Circus." Dr. Forrester finished
for them with a smirk. "It's my invention for this week. The Tickle
Me Oscar doll!"
The small doll was an almost exact likeness of the author of
Artemis's Lover, complete with a T-shirt, Undies, and a Tennis. Crow
and Tom were too shocked to reply while Joel had a queasy feeling in
his stomach as he managed to say, "That's really....interesting, Dr.
F...."
"Indeed...." Dr. Forrester chuckled. "And if you squeeze
Oscar's tummy, you'll even hear him giggle...."
The doctor pushed the stomach of the Oscar doll.
Immediately a badly warbled voice replied. "He he he!" Dr. F tickled
him again. "He he he!" Joel involuntarily shuddered while his bots
continued to gape at the doll in disbelief.
"And if that's not enough to send you screaming for the hills, I
made sure the doll was *anatomically* correct. Which means if you
decide to peak beneath his undies...."
"I...I think I need to go to the b....bathroom...." Joel gurgled
before sprinting off camera in search for the nearest toilet. Dr. F
couldn't help smiling as the sound of Joel tossing his socks could be
heard in the background. "Well then, since Joel seems to be occupied
right now, how about you show me Joel's invention for this week?" Dr.
Forrester quipped.
Tom and Crow didn't move a muscle, still transfixed on the
Tickle Me Oscar doll.
"No?" Dr. Forrester smile grew wider. "Well then, I suppose
we'll have to move on then. Your experiment this week, if you haven't
guessed already, is another tale spun and woven by everybody's favorite
hermaphrodite fanfic writer, Oscar! You may have survived 'Artemis's
Lover' and 'That Girl' but third time's the charm, I always say!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"This time Oscar pays a visit to Loony Tune Land and
basically makes himself feel like a big man by pushing people around
and seducing furry little creatures. It's *Oscar Toon* and it's going to
cut through your senses like a hot samurai's sword through a tub of
cheap margarine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Send them the
Oscarfic, Frank...."
"No."
Dr. Forrester froze. Solid. Then he slowly turned to face his
assistant. "WHAT....DID YOU SAY?" Dr. Forrester whispered, his
voice low and very dangerous.
Frank was shaking in his boots but managed to stand firm as
he replied. "I can't do that, Steve...."
Dr. Forrester turned off the viewscreen and stormed over to his
assistant, grabbing him by his lapels. Showing considerable strength
mostly as a result of his burst of fury, Dr. Forrester lifted Frank off his
feet and dangled him in the air while screaming. "SEND THEM THE
FANFIC, FRANK!!! DO IT NOW!!! NOW, I TELL YOU!!! NOW!!!"
"N...n....not till w..we....renegotiate my....my....contract!!"
Frank stammered as he was furiously shook by the doctor.
"RRRRRRARGH!!!" Dr. Forrester exclaimed as he suddenly
released Frank who dropped like a stone to the floor. "Forget you! I'll
find it myself!" he growled as he began rummaging through one of the
filing cabinets. "This cabinet is a mess! How does Frank find anything
in here?!?" Dr. Forrester thought to himself with fury as he continued
to search for the missing Oscarfic.
Finally, Dr. Forrester took a fanfic out of the file cabinet and
walked over to the console with it, reactivating the viewscreen.
"Uh....due to labor problems, the Oscarfic will be delayed for a while...."
This finally managed to snap the bots out of their shock.
"YAYYYYY!!!" Tom and Crow cheered.
"So instead, I'm sending you a short until the Oscarfic is
ready...."
"BOOOOOOO!!!" Tom and Crow pouted.
"It's...um...." Dr. Forrester glanced at the first page. "It's
called *Trapped* by Mr_Jazz and it's a Sailor Moon Lemon. It should
do nicely until the Oscarfic is ready. Until then, pleasant screams...."
As the viewscreen blinked off, Dr. Forrester turned to his
assistant again, a menacing look in his eyes.
"Now Frank, I'm sure we can settle this in a calm and orderly
manner...."
* * *
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
Joel groaned as he returned to the bridge, wiping his mouth
with a piece of toilet paper. "What happened, guys?" he asked, upon
seeing the viewscreen blank.
"Dr. Forrester tried to send us another Oscarfic...." Tom
replied sadly.
"Oh no...." Joel groaned again.
"But for some reason, Frank wouldn't find it for him so he's
sending us a short first. But after that...." Crow trailed off, looking
dejected.
"Oh well....We've done it before, we can do it again, guys.
All for one and one for all....right?" Joel replied as he forced some
enthusiasm into his voice.
"Sure, Joel...." Crow replied half-heartedly.
"Whatever you say...." Tom muttered.
"Come on, guys! As long as we keep proving to Dr. Forrester
that Oscarfics can't break our spirit, he'll eventually stop sending them
to us. No matter what happens, as long as we stay frosty...."
"Will you quit saying that?!? We're not a Kellogg's cereal,
Joel!" Tom snapped.
"Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just saying together we can...."
Suddenly, alarms and sirens suddenly rang out.
"OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!" Joel cried out.
(Door 6: It slides open on both sides..)
(Door 5: It's made of beads. They explode out towards you, and you
move on..)
(Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.)
(Door 3: It's a castle gate, that rises into the ceiling..)
(Door 2. It's solid black marble. An Akahn floats from behind you and
touches the door. The door vanishes.)
(Door 1: It splits in four ways, twice.)
(Door .7: A beam of golden light erupts from the floor. You walk into it.)
Joel emerged from the light into the theater with Tom in his arms,
Crow emerging a moment later and following close behind. Stepping
over the air grate that prevented Tom from entering the theater on his
own, Joel placed him down on one of the theater seats and sat next to
him, Crow sitting on his right.
Crow: You feeling better, Joel?
Joel: Yeah, I'll be okay....
Tom: The door sequence was a little unusual this week. What's up
with that?
Joel: Well, our good friend, Jack Acid, is going to make a computer
animation out of that door sequence and I thought it was only fitting to
make it our official door sequence from now on.
Crow: Meaning Megane 6.7 finally ran out of goofy door ideas?
Joel: Uh, yeah. That too.
Trapped
Tom: ....like a rat.
Crow: All right! I love the part where that guy raises the girl's skirts
with his telekinetic powers so you can see their panties....
Joel: You're thinking of *Zapped*, Crow. This is *Trapped*.
Crow: Oops! My mistake!
by Mr_Jazz
Tom: Mr_Jazz a.k.a. Bleeding Gums Murphy....
Joel: (singing) Jazzman....Oh Jazzman....
Crow: Actually, I'm more of a techno fan, myself....
The following story contains scenes of sex between family members,
and bad language.
Crow: (gasps) Bad language!?! Shame on you! What would your
mother say if she saw this?!?
Joel: Let's hope those *family members* are a mother and a father....
Tom: Yeah, well, hope in one hand and crap in the other and see which
piles up first....
If you are under 18 then shut off your monitor now,
Tom: Or simply wait for toasters to fly across your screen....
Joel: (imitating Mr_Jazz) The computer will still be running, of course,
but hey, it's not my electric bill!
or feel really guilty for reading this. Otherwise, sit back and enjoy.
Joel: Thanks, but I'm the master of *my* domain....
I do not own Sailor Moon or anything related to Sailor Moon.
Crow: Well, at least *Mr_Jazz* has enough sense not to buy the North
American Sailor Moon Merchandising crap....
Tom: Yeah, really. Sailor Moon's Dreamhouse and Motorcycle.....Ppppuh-leeze!
Which Saban/DIC putz dreamed up that junk anyway?
Joel: Probably the same one that's writing the Sailor Moon *Live
Action* movie....
Crow and Tom: Aw, man....
I am merely
Crow: ....dragging the name of Sailor Moon through the mud to get
attention for my lemon....
Joel: Come on. Give it a chance....
borrowing the characters for a little while.
Joel: Yeah, well, have them back by Monday!
Tom: Yes, that's right! The Sailor Senshi are now available for hire!
The next time, you're thinking of planning a birthday party, bar
mitzvahs, bachelor party, or if you're feeling a little lonely, just call
1-900-S-SENSHI and they'll make all your wildest dreams come true!
Crow: From the people that brought you Sailor Moon Phone Sex....
Please send any comments, questions and PRACTICAL critisism to
mrjazz_@hotmail.com.
Crow: Aw, come on Joel! He's *PRACTICALLY* asking for it!
Joel: Crow....
This is my first hentai/lemon fan fic.
Joel: So go easy on him guys, okay?
Tom: Yeah, yeah....
Crow: Whatever....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Crow: (whistles the theme to The Thin Blue Line)
Tom: But the line's black....
Joel: No problem. Just give the fanfic to Ted Turner....
Crow: Colorized fanfics. There's a scary thought....
Usagi and Shingo were dropped of at the Los Angeles Museum of art
by their father and told to stay put until he got back.
Tom: Ack! It's American Kitsune all over again!
Usagi was dieing of boredom as she drifted from one room to another.
Crow: Oh, she's playing D&D....
Tom: What did she expect? She's in a museum!
Joel: (imitating Harrison Ford) She belongs in a Museum!
Crow: (imitating Usagi) Ugh....must find....excitement.....must
find....ad....venture....have to get....my mojo....working....before I....
perish....
After an hour of this, she finally gave up.
Joel: She's dead, Jim....
Crow: Live, dammit, live! You've never given up on anything before in
your life, now LIVE!!
"Hey Shingo," she called to her younger brother from across the room,
much to the distress of the art lovers observing the paintings.
Tom: (imitating art lover) Do you mind? We're trying to study this rare
painting. It's an Harold P. Warren original!
Crow: (imitating art lover) Notice the attention to detail in the Master's
thick mustache. Almost as if it had a life of it's own. And see how the
red hands on his robe symbolize the plague that is mankind?
Tom: (imitating art lover) Oh yes, and that dog, the way his eyes are
all white without pupils. Not only does it show his blind devotion to
his Master, but the dog seems to help guide him, providing a perfect
example of the blind leading the blind. A true reflection of today's
society....
Joel: Okay guys....
"I'm going to the washroom."
Joel: (imitating art lover) Thanks for broadcasting that to the room!
We'll be sure to stay out of your way!
Crow: (imitating art lover) Need any help?
Joel: Crow!
Crow: Well, it is a lemon....
Shingo ran over to her from the other side of the room. "Ok, I'll go to
the guys room, see ya in ten minutes."
Tom: See, Usagi? Even Shingo's got enough sense not to shout across
a room....
Both then entered the proper rest rooms...
Crow: They would never dare go near the dreaded *IMPROPER* rest
rooms.....
Joel: Thank god for Emily Post....
Thats when far out into the pacific,
Tom: The castaways finally got rescued after selling Gilligan to white
slave traders....
Crow: Godzilla dwells on Monster Island, resting up for his
rematch with Sailor Jupiter....
Joel: Bloody Mary's still eating beetle nuts?
two tectonic plates banged together hard, sending out a shockwave.
Crow: Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase *the earth moved for
them*
Tom: (singing) Bang, Bang Bang Bang Bang, Blame, Blame, Blame....
Japan was hit first, all of Usagis friends were killed.
Tom: Bummer....
Joel: Lucky break for the Dark Kingdom though....
Crow: Oh well, at least Tux-boy and Chibi-Usa bought the farm....
Joel: You know, the narrator's awfully casual about killing off so many
people...
Crow: Yeah. Even "Ranma Is Dead" was more sentimental than this!
The shockwave headed for the states topped the scale.
Joel: And from that day on, justice was no more.
Tom: Strange. I have a sudden urge to read *Richter Scale*.
Crow: Me too! One of my all-time favorite SM lemon scenes is the one
with Makoto and Motoki right after the earthquake....
Tom: Yeah! The scene in the elevator was cool too! Even though
Tux-Boy was involved in it....
Joel: Guys? Can we get back to reading *this* lemon if you don't
mind?
Crow: Oh, sorry Joel....
Usagi was having a nice peaceful pee when the wave hit.
(Joel and the bots fall out of their seats. Then they pick themselves up
and groan)
Joel: And the award for worst pun of the year goes to Mr_Jazz....
She was thrown off the toilete.
Crow: This fanfic was spell-checked by Dan Quail....
Tom: Guys, this is all wrong! The plate collision was out to sea! Ocean
plate collisions don't produce earthquakes, they produce tsunamis!
Usagi shouldn't be getting knocked around -- she should be drowning!
Crow: Maybe it was an *incontinental* plate collision!
Joel: Ugh!
Then the cieling caved in.
Tom: Thus *ceiling* her in. Thank you!
Crow: Thus, the name of this lemon. *Trapped!*
The only reason she wasn't crushed was because the walls of her stall
held up a beam,
Tom: Thus allowing her to *stall* for time. Thank you again!
Joel: And to think, if she were a guy and had used a urinal, she
probably would have been crushed to death....
Crow: (singing) Luck be a lady tonight....Luck be a lady tonight....
which gave her some room.
Crow: ....to start shrieking like a cheerleader.
The shaking seemed to go on forever, but it lasted a mere 12 seconds
yet devestated the city of LA.
Tom: It was almost as shaky as this plot device....
Crow: Using an earthquake to make a brother and sister have sex with
each other *IS* pretty desperate....
Joel: Yeah, but, then again, using the sinking of the Titanic for a love
story was a little desperate too....
Remarkably, the first thing that came on her mind wasn't crying or
bauling, it was Shingo. "Shingo, where the hell are you???" she
yelled.
Joel: (imitating art lover) Will you shut up! We're trying to study this
picture!
Crow: (imitating Shingo) Geez, sis, no need to shout!
Thats when Shingo crawled under the little hole in the huge,
handicapped stall. He smiled when he got in.
Crow: (imitating Shingo) Wow. Natural color....
Tom: (imitating Usagi) Eek!! You pervert!!
Joel: Guys....
"Just like sis," he thought, "take the wheelchair stall.
Joel: Hey, why not? It's huge!
"You ok Shingo?" Usagi asked, concerned?
Joel: Why ask us? You're the writer.
Crow: He's asking us whether we care, Joel.
Tom: I'd give that a big "no."
"Yeah, I'm fine, what the fuck just happened?"
Tom: The shaking must have killed all the censors too....
Crow: Really? Fucking-A!
Joel: Crow....
"Quake, and a damn big one...."
Joel: Quake 6.7: The Big One!
Tom: Michael Moore's shaking the movie industry up again!
Crow: (imitating Fred Sanford) Oh, it's the big one, Lizabeth!
Shngo, suddenly alert, noticed that the low hum of the air fans was
gone.
Crow: About time someone got around to fixing that....
He then put 2 and 2 together, and screamed.
Joel: (imitating Shingo) AAAAAAA!!! I'M TOO STUPID TO DO
MATH!!
Tom: (imitating Shingo) IT'S FOUR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
Crow: Actually, the number 4 *is* bad luck in Japan....
Joel: Thank you, Beakman....
Crow: Hey! Keep my mouth out of this!
Usagi was startled at Shingo's horrible scream and asked "What the
hell is wrong?"
Tom: Guess she didn't notice the big earthquake thing... being a ditz
and all....
Crow: (imitating Shingo) What's wrong?!? WHAT'S WRONG!?! Do
you realize if one of us cuts the cheese in here, they'll be no way to
clear the air!?!?
"Air, we aint got no fuckin' air. Well suffocate!"
Tom: That's not a nice thing to say to your sister, Shingo....
"Are you sure?" Usagi asked, straining to stay calm.
Crow: The toughest acting challenge of Usagi's career....
"Yeah, oh shit, there's so much I haven't done...."
Tom: (imitating Shingo) Drive a car, drink a beer, actually sleep with
you instead of using your mouth for relief....
Joel: TOM!
Crow: This ain't *Shingo's Usual Morning*, Tom....
Usgai, now 18, was trying desperately to think of a way out of this.
Joel: Interesting time to announce someone's age....
Crow: How long have they been *trapped* in there, anyway?
There was no way out as she could not fit through the opening that
Shingo came in.
Crow: Usagi needs a bigger hole.
Joel: Crow!
Crow: What?
She would have tried to make the opening bigger, but just then, more
of the roof fell in and the opening was blocked.
Tom: Guess Usagi will need a jackhammer.
Joel: Tom!
Tom: What?
"Oh shit," Usagi muttered under her breath.
"Are we going to die sis?" Shingo managed to stutter.
Joel: No, he didn't.
"I think so, oh shit....."
Crow: (imitating Shingo) Shit.
Tom: (imitating Shingo) Why can't this shit happen to everybody else?
Crow: (imitating Usagi) Hey, shit happens. Besides at least we're still
alive.
Tom: (imitating Shingo) Well, shit, now we can die slow and painfully.
Crow: (imitating Usagi) Don't be a little shit! Maybe we'll still get out
of here.
Tom: (imitating Shingo) No shit? Shit! That's some great shit!
Joel: *ahem* If you guys are quite finished celebrating the demise of
the censors....
Crow and Tom: We're sorry....
Joel: That's better.
Crow: We're sorry for all the shit we make you put up with, Joel.
Tom: Yeah, I really feel shitty about it.
Joel: (sighs)
* * * * *
Tom: (imitating Picard) I see four lights!
Hours passed at the cell became increasingly hot. Shingo had long
ago stripped down to his boxers.
Joel: (imitating Shingo) Thank god this isn't a Umino fic....
Serena was in her skirt and bra.
Crow: I see London, I see France, I see crotchless....
Joel: DON'T even think about it, Crow.
Tom: So, the author's going to keep raising the temperature of the
fanfic until Shingo and Usagi have no choice but to surrender to
passion?
Crow: (imitating Nuku Nuku) I decided to call those feelings 'family
love'....
After a while she figured the heck with it and took her skirt off.
Tom: (imitating Usagi) Aw shit, might as well get this lemon over
with....
Shingo couldn't help noticing his sisters perfectly formed breasts, so
frim and round.
Joel: When did Shingo notice this? When Usagi took off her skirt?
He also saw a small bluge in the front of her white panties.
All: WHAT?!?!
Crow: OH MY GOD!! IT'S AN UMINO FIC IN DISGUISE!!!
Tom: RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!! YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Joel: Wait!
(Crow and Tom attempt to flee the theater only to find the doors firmly
locked.)
Tom: LET US OUT!!! LET US OUT!!!
Crow: WE CAN'T GET OUT! WE'RE TRAPPED!!!
Tom: JUST LIKE THE NAME OF THIS FANFIC!!! WE'RE
DOOMED!!!!
Joel: Calm down, guys! We can get through this! Remember we can
always close our eyes if things get too bad!
(Crow and Tom hesitate)
Joel: Come on, guys. We're all in this together.
(Crow and Tom look at each other and reluctantly return to their seats)
Tom: So, Joel... just what *is* a "bluge," anyway?
Joel: I dunno. Wasn't it a battle once?
"Pubic hair," he thought.
Crow: God, I hope so....
Tom: It had better be....
Usgai estimated that they had about 4 hours of air left.
Joel: Oh, what, she's suddenly a meteorologist?
Tom: (imitating Usagi) 4 hours? Hey, that leaves plenty of time to
order a few pizzas....
Crow: Not if Torgo delivers them....
She tried to talk to Shingo. "Any regrets on life Shingo?"
Crow: Considering his subscriptions about to be canceled....
Tom: (imitating Shingo) Other than Virgin Warrior? Not much....
"Just one," said Shingo, sitting against the brick wall in his boxers,
feeling himself becoming hard. He had a large penis for a 16 year
old, so he had a few moments before it would show.
Joel: (imitating Usagi) Is that a Shingo in your pocket or are you
just glad to see me?
Crow and Tom: (groans)
"What's that?"
Tom: (imitating Shingo) It's my incredible male cruelty. Now's what's
that thing in your panties, Usagi?
Crow: (imitating Usagi) Why, my cutie-rod of course.
Joel: You know, you guys are just one riff away from a time-out....
(Crow and Tom bigsweat)
"That I'm going to die a virgin." That hit Usagi hard.
Crow: Like a turd from Godzilla....
Joel: Crow....
Tom: (singing) It's been a hard day's night....
She felt very sorry for her younger brother. She had had the pleasure
of sex repeatedly over the past two years, with both men and women.
Tom: Then why can't Mr_Jazz write a lemon about *those*
experiences?
Crow: It is his first lemon, Tom....
Shingo would miss out on that pleasure....BANG.
Tom: Yes, there's nothing quite like the pleasure of your first....BANG.
Crow: Yep, nothing like starting off your day with a great big....BANG.
Joel: ....
An idea hit her.
Joel: (imitating Usagi) Ow! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Crow: Does someone stick a bulls-eye on her butt or what?
Tom: Usagi better hope not. This is a lemon, after all....
Joel: Tom....
She was a girl, he was a guy,
Tom: They're detectives!
they were going to die in 3 and a half hours anyway. Who cares?
Tom: Hey, life's short and everyone's dead. Who's gonna know?
Crow: Uh, here's a wild idea, Usagi....WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE
INTO SAILOR MOON AND USE YOUR FRIGGING POWERS!?!?!
Tom: (imitating Usagi) And reveal my secret identity to my brother?!?
Never! I'll let him and myself suffocate first!
Usagi then whispered to herself "We can fix that." And then, in one
swift movement, leaned over and passionately kissed her brother.
Tom: (imitating Usagi) Mmph....He kisses like my little brother.....
Shingo was at a total loss for words, but soon relaxed as he let his
toung coil with Usagi's.
Joel: Toung coil? What are they having a barbecue?
Tom: I'll bet Shingo's got an apron that reads *Kiss the Cock*
Joel: Tom....
Thats when Shingo became rock hard,
Tom: ROCK HARD! PORNO STAR!
Crow: Second cousin, twice removed of BUCK NAKED!
his 8 inch penis growing out of the top rim of his boxers
Crow: Looks like Shingo's discovered *Viagra*....
Joel: Yes, it's Boogie Nights II: Shingo!
as he and his sister kissed.
Joel: (imitating Shingo) There's no grade school kids around to tease
me now!
Usagi eyed the throbbing member and ripped off Shingo's boxers,
litrally, she ripped them in half.
Joel: Shingo must do his clothes shopping at K-Mart....
Tom: (imitating author) No really! She did! She tore those boxers off
like they were tracing paper! She wasted them! Just totally shredded
those suckers!
Crow: Hmmmm. Think Usagi hasn't had any in a while?
She heard Shingo groan as she liberated his penis.
Tom: (imitating Usagi singing) Ah, sweet mystery of life....
Joel: Cute, Tom....
Then she felt Shingo's hands on her back as he gently unclapsed her
bra and threw it away.
Crow: ....where it was immediately snatched in mid-air by an short old
man carrying a sack.
Tom: Sweet-o!
Usagi made a note that in heaven, she would continue to use shoulder
strapless bra's.
Joel: Provided she could stop stuffing her face with Philadelphia Cream
Cheese long enough to remember....
Crow: I thought David Berne said nothing ever happens in Heaven?
Shingo then broke off the kiss and took one of Usagi's nipples in his
mouth. He licked it,
Tom: (imitating Usagi) Mmmmmm....
bit it,
Tom: (imitating Usagi) Oww!! Shingo no Baka!
and all round pleasured Usagi.
Crow: Translation: He sucked it.
Joel: Crow....
She let out lusty groans of pleasure as Shingo played with her nipple.
Tom: Wow, and Shingo hasn't even touched the other one yet....
Usagi then decided to help and ripped off her panties.
Tom: Oh yeah! She ripped those things off faster than a 3 day old
Band-Aid! Got totally nude for her brother! Yep, those panties were
off her body before you could say....
Joel: Enough already, Tom!
Shingo saw this and imeadiatley put a finger into Usagi's dripping
cilt and played with her love button.
Crow: Push the button, Fran...I mean, Shingo!
He then broke off playing with Usagi's nipple and lay down and began
probing Usgai's cilt with his tongue. "OOOHHH Shingo, yyeess,
yyyyeeeessss, yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!"
Tom: (imitating Usagi) A thousand times yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!
Joel: Usagi must be a big fan of "In a Big Country"....
Usagi screamed as he licked her cilt. She then grabbed Shingo's
heand
Crow: His what? Heand? What's that mean?
Tom: Maybe it's when someone grabs someone else's head and their
hand at the same time. Heand!
Crow: Yeah but which head's being grabbed?
Joel: Crow....
and turned him onto his back so that she could see his painfully errect
8 inch penis.
Joel: You think it's painful now? Try going to the bathroom first thing
in the morning....
She then took it into her mouth and licked it. She licked the tip, the
sucked, she gave her brother as much pleasure as possible with her
skilled tongue.
Tom: Hopefully, the author will write a few lemons on how Usagi
acquired her skilled tongue from her past boyfriends and girlfriends....
Crow: Hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more....
He screamed and screamed in pleasure.
Crow: Uh, Shingo, she's not *THAT* good....
Tom: (imitating Usagi) Geez, calm down bro! You're acting like
you've never received a blowjob befo....oh....sorry.
Joel: Keith had an orgy with *ALL* five sailor senshi in *Usagi's
Usual Morning 5* and even he didn't scream like that....
Then, he finally tensed up an ejeculated into his sister's mouth. She
drank every last bit of it.
Crow: Life's a spurt! Drink it up!
Joel: That's gross, Crow....
Still hard, Shingo sat up, and placed his sisters legs on top of his and
drew her towards him.
Tom: Oh, they're playing rowboat.
Crow: Shingo's gonna fill his little dingy with seamen....
Joel: Crow....
They kissed again as she felt Shingo enter her.
Tom: (deep voice) ENTER....
Crow: (imitating Usagi) Funny....it feels like plastic....
Joel: Crow....
He then begand grinding in and out of her slowly, oh so slowly.
Joel: (singing) So ssssssslowly....and time can do so much....
Tom: (singing) Slow ride....take it easy....
Usagi then felt Shingo quicken his pace and soon, he was flying.
Tom: The hell?!?
Crow: He's turned into Peter Pan!
Joel: Figures. Shingo ventured into Never Never Land....
Usgai felt her insides getting damaged from the rough, hardcore sex,
Crow: Uh....then tell Shingo to slow down and be gentle with you? Just
a wild suggestion....
Tom: He's fucking her like an animal! He wants to feel her from the
inside....
(Joel calmly starts to fiddle with Tom's casing. Tom gets the message
and shuts up.)
but she didn't care, she was going to die in 2 hours anyway,
Joel: According to the handy dandy barometer Usagi always kept at her
side....
and the pain was adding to the pleasure.
Crow: Suddenly, I'm having a flashback of *Games*....
"Ooohh, shit, Shingo,
Joel: (imitating Usagi) Whatever your name is!
I'M CUMMING!" Usagi yelled as she tightened on Shingo's hard
member.
Crow: (imitating Shingo) OWWWW!!! GEEZ!!!! LET GO!!!
Tom: (imitating Usagi) W....What? Didn't that make you hot?
Crow: (imitating Shingo) Oh yeah! It sure did! Miss Vice Grips!
Miss Pliers!
Joel: You guys....
When Shingo removed himself from his sister, he saw her cum flow
like a river from her.
Tom and Crow: (singing) And her orgasm will go on and on....
Joel: Guys!
It had some blood with it.
Crow: I thought Shingo was the virgin? Where'd the blood come
from?
Tom: He's 8 inches, Crow! Think about it!
Crow: Ugh, I'd rather not....
Usagi then kissed her brother and guided his member into her slowly,
Tom: (imitating Shingo) Hey! I just came! Give me a little time!
Crow: My god, she's insatiable!!!
and then lied down on top of him.
Joel: Thus staying on top of the situation. Thank you!
Tom: Hey, that's my bit....
They fell asleep bonded together, died together. Shingo's last
thought was how much he loved his sister for taking away his last
regret.
Joel: Wow. That's....actually sweet and touching in a weird way.
Crow: Yeah, but who's doing the touching?
Joel: Crow....
Crow: Hee hee hee!
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Tom: This lemon has crossed the line!
Crow: Are you kidding? Compared to Oscar's lemons, this barely
got halfway across the track....not that I'm complaining....
Well, what do you think.
Crow: I think if it been anyone else but Shingo trapped with Usagi, it
would have been a good lemon....
Tom: You can't be serious! What about the plot inconsistencies,
Crow? Usagi never even considered changing into Sailor Moon to save
her little brother or herself! Mr_Jazz could have at least given a
plausible reason as to why she never changed! Like her transformation
rod got stuck in the rubble or something like that! And why does
Shingo have to be given a huge member that's most likely impossible
for a 16 year old boy to have?
Joel: You know what's really scary?
Tom and Crow: What?
Joel: With a few changes here and there, some talented actors, a little
less graphic sex....and James Cameron directing....This could have
been a beautiful 3 hour love story that would have broken all the box
office records and swept the academy awards.
Tom and Crow: ....
Joel: Scary, isn't it?
I need advice for future lemons.
Tom and Crow: ....
Joel: Guys?
Tom: ....huh? Oh, sorry. My mind was wandering there for a moment.
Crow: Advice for future lemons? Boy, did you come to the right place!
Let's start with Ami and work our way down into the gutter....
Joel: Forget it, Crow! Your lemon ideas would fill up a book the size
of War and Peace....
Would you like Woman/Man,
Tom: That's good.
Woman/Woman,
Crow: Definitely good!
Man/Man,
Tom: Uh....that depends on the reader's personal preferences. But I'm
sure some will take an interest in that.
Crow: Bleah!
Tom: Present company excepted....
Group,
Crow: I think Jeffrey "Oneshot" Wong has that category locked up but
hey there's always room for more sailor senshi orgies!
Tom: Just choose anybody but Tux-Boy as the recipient. He doesn't
deserve it....
Child,
All: WHAT?!?
Joel: That's just plain sick!
Tom: Chibi-chibi lemons are one thing we can definitely do without.....
Crow: Amen.
Beastiality?
Tom and Crow: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Joel: Well, *Artemis* by Strike Fiss wasn't all that bad.....
Crow: Bite me! The last thing the fanfiction world needs is a successor
to Oscar....
Tom: Mr_Jazz, my advice is to stick with human sex. There's plenty of
good storylines and sex scenes to be thought up and child stuff will most
likely get you a lot of flames and loathing.
Joel: Not to mention it'll save your head from blowing up....
Tom: You said it!
E-mail me at mrjazz_@hotmail.com. Keep in mind this is my first
hentai/lemon fanfic.
Crow: We know, we know....
Joel: We've heard all that jazz before....
Tom: One short down, one Oscarfic to go....
Crow: Ugh, don't remind me....
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Tom: (imitating Oliver Warbucks) Sign....On the dotted line....Just
sign....
______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
Crow: Get your Private, Free Email out of my face!
Tom: Yeah, let's get out of here before two *more* tectonic plates
decide to bang away at each other....
Joel: Sayyyyy, that gives me an idea....
* * *
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
The bridge is deserted when Joel's voice is heard.
"New from I'd Software! It's the latest chapter of their
extremely popular, best-selling series: QUAKE 6.7: THE BIG ONE!!!"
Joel, Tom and Crow suddenly stand up from behind the
counter. Joel placed a computer game on it that has Quake 6.7 painted
in big red letters.
"Yes, it's more castles, more demons, more weapons, more
levels and hours upon hours of blood soaked mayhem that'll make
Quake 3 look like Quake 2!" Tom exclaimed. "We've placed miles
upon miles upon miles upon miles upon miles...."
Joel whacked Tom behind his head. "....miles of dark tight
tunnels, really narrow ledges and walkways that seem to go on forever!
Remember those really dark levels when you needed to turn up the
brightness control of your monitor to see where you were going? Well,
no longer! Some of our levels are so dark now, *NO* amount of
brightness will be able to illuminate them, giving you endless hours of
challenge and the ultimate in replay value!"
"You want better weapons, you say? You want more
bloodshed, you say?" Joel continued. "Well, now in Quake 6.7, we let
*YOU* decide what weapons to use!
"That's right! With our new built in *Weapons Maker 6.7*,
*YOU* get to custom design the weapon of your choice to any
specifications you want! Tired of regular grenades? Create one that'll
spray nails, poisoned with the Ebola virus! Want something more
powerful than a BFG9000? Something that will make Rotarr's gun
look like a peashooter? The Weapons Maker 6.7* will fill any needs
you require...."
"And best of all...." Crow continued. "Quake 6.7 is
exclusively designed for Pentium 3/999 MHz computers with 356 megs
of ram, a 666x CD-ROM, Sound Blaster Awe 128, and, of course,
Windows 98 is *NOT* required!"
"But that's not all!" Joel took over. "For those of you who
tried to double space your hard drives and ended up losing everything,
we've designed Quake 6.7 to be the *ONLY* computer game in history
that will let you use a double spaced hard drive in order to play the
game!"
"It's our way of giving something back to those people that
couldn't afford to buy a gigabyte hard drive!" Tom added.
"And don't think we've forgotten one of the most important
aspects of our games....the multiplayer option!" Crow exclaimed. "We
know how sick and tired you are of trying to have a deathmatch with a
slow connection or a lousy server. Thus, we here at I'd Software have
come up with our own *PERSONAL INTERNET SERVICE*,
exclusively designed for people playing Quake 6.7 and nothing else!
And for a low monthly charge of $50 Canadian, you can enjoy
deathmatches the way they were *meant* to be enjoyed!"
"And there's still more!" Tom spoke up. "For those of you
who bought DVD drives but haven't been able to find any games to
play with them, *GOOD NEWS!* The DVD version of Quake 6.7
will be released on the *exact same day* as the release of the CD-ROM
version! True, it may only be one game, but it should hold you over for
a while...."
"And for all you fanfic writers out there!" Crow continued.
"The program even has a special option called *Taskmaster 6.7* that
lets you set an alarm for when you've left a fanfic you've been writing
on the shelf too long! When this alarm goes off, the game will
automatically save and shut down until the fanfic in question is
released to the FFML. No longer will you have to feel guilty for
neglecting your writing for the latest computer game!"
"So order your copy of Quake 6.7 today and expect to lose a
lot of sleep as your legs and butt fall into a coma and your unfinished
homework gets eaten by your dog because you haven't fed him in
days." Joel concluded.
"Quake 6.7: The Big One. It'll rock your world!" Crow and
Tom exclaimed together.
"What do you think, sirs?"
* * *
DEEP 13
"I'm glad we could come to an agreement, Frank...."
"Me too, Dr. F....."
Dr. Forrester turned to the viewscreen. "Oh yes! Very
amusing skit there, Joel. And speaking of rocking your world, it's
time for you to witness the horror that is *Oscar Toon*!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Send them the fanfic, Frank...."
"Yes, Dr. F...." Frank replied calmly as he slowly walked
towards the filing cabinet and rummaged through it, all the while
drooling like an toothless infant. He found it a few moments later
and slowly walked over to Dr. Forrester to hand him the fanfic.
"Good job, Frank. Why don't you lie down now for a little
while and give your surgical scars time to heal up...." Dr. Frank
said gently as he guided his assistant in the direction of his room.
"What did you do to him?" Tom inquired aloud.
"Why, I gave him a pre-frontal lobotomy, of course!" Dr.
Forrester replied matter-of-factly. When he saw the shocked and
dismayed looks from Joel and the bots, he shrugged. "I'm an evil
scientist. You don't earn that honor by being a pussy. Besides, Frank
signed the proper forms, he doesn't have a say in the matter
anymore...." Dr. Forrester added before sending the Oscarfic through.
* * *
"Boy that Dr. F is one mean, son of a mamajama...." Joel
muttered as he put the Quake 6.7 box away.
"Ah, Frank's survived worse and Dr. F can't keep him like
that forever. He'll be back to normal before too long...." Crow replied.
"Yeah, if there's one thing Frank's proved over the years, it's
that he's a Timex. He can take a licking and keep on ticking...." Tom
remarked.
"Well guys, the Oscarfic will be here any minute. You
ready?" Joel asked his robot friends.
"As ready as we'll ever be...." Crow replied.
"No guts, no glory...." Tom replied.
Joel smiled down at his creations. "That's the way, guys.
Together, there's nothing we can't overcome. Not even an...."
Suddenly, alarms and sirens suddenly rang out.
"OHHHH, WE'VE GOT OSCARFIC SIGN!!!" Joel cried out.
TO BE CONTINUED IN OSCAR TOON PT. 1.....
Wow....I can't believe I actually MSTed this short in one day! This
has got to be a new record for me! I'd like to thank Black Muse for
bringing this lemon to my attention during a chat on Tenchi's site and
I'd like to thank Gary Kleppe for his C&C. I hope you enjoyed this
MSTing and that you'll check out *Oscar Toon* as soon as it's
ready.... ;)
I'd also like to thank Timothy McLees, Luna and Artemis, Chris
Bergstrom, Jay Dee Archer (Jupiter Knight), Michael K. Neylon,
Demon Stalker, and Sakura for being nice enough to post my
MSTings on their webpages.
Another person I would like to give very special thanks to is Shizen,
who was nice enough to dedicate a webpage for my MSTings. Shizen
has his own IRC and Beseen.com chatrooms, along with several other
features including a growing collection of Ranma 1/2 and Sailor Moon
fanfics. My other fanfics as well as Robin "Lunari" Seabaugh's can be
found in these collections and new submissions are very welcome.
(Note: This webpage is down at the moment but a new link for it
should be available in the near future. In the meantime, you can find
my other MSTings at Tenchi's Vault as well as on Demon Stalker's
Story Archives or you can e-mail me personally for them.)
Also, I'm very proud to announce that my MSTings won the following
categories for the 1st Annual Silver Mally Awards and I'm very grateful
to everyone who voted for them. If you're interested in the complete
results, visit Tenchi's Vault of Anime MSTings.
*BEST ANIME (Non-Sailor Moon) MSTING*
"War" MSTed by Megane 6.7
(Runner up:"Ranma vs the Joker" MSTed by Kevin Pezzano)
*BEST SAILOR MOON MSTING* (TIE)
"Dimisional Trouble", MSTed by Tim McLees
"Sailor Jupiter vs Godzilla", MSTed by Megane 6.7
*BEST NON-ANIME MSTING*
"Moondusted", MSTed by Tim McLees, Megane 6.7 &
Mark Sachs
(Runner Up: "A Final Fantasy 7 Thanksgiving", MSTed by
Jamie Jeans
*BEST MSTING OF A LEMON*
"Artemis' Lover" MSTed by Megane 6.7
(Runner-Up:Virgin Warrior Sailor Moon, MSTed by
Megane 6.7)
*BRAVEST AUTHOR*
Megane 6.7, the 1st TVAM MSTer, discovered Oscar.
(Runner-Up:Don Euclid, for his work with the Sasami lemons)
*BEST HOST SEGMENTS IN A MSTING*
Megane 6.7
(Runner-Up:Tim McLees)
*BEST RIFFS IN A MSTING*
Megane 6.7
(Runner-up:Seth Triggs)
My MSTings have also won and been nominated for the following
awards....
*ARTEMIS'S LOVER*
- Nominated for the Golden Hamdinger for "Best Host Segments"
- Awarded the Balsa Waffle for "Worst Fanfic"
- Awarded the Balsa Waffle for "Worst New Characters"
*TRANSITIONS*
- Nominated for the Golden Hamdinger for "Best Host Segments"
Thank you very much. :)
Finally I'd like to thank Mr_Jazz for writing "Trapped" and giving
me a lot of material to work with. I hope you're not too offended. It's
all meant in good fun. If you are, feel free to MST my own works, I
won't mind a bit.
C&C, as always, is appreciated. (fcasper@yesic.com) Feel free to
send in any anime fanfics that you would like to see MSTed and I'll
take a look at it. Also, if you're interested in seeing any previous
episodes of this series, I'll be happy to e-mail them to you. ;)
Sincerely,
Megane 6.7
Tenchi's Vault of Anime MSTings
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/4007/MSTings.html
(Celebrating it's one year anniversary, Tenchi's webpage is now bigger
and better looking than ever! Check out the new features and enjoy
the MSTings of an ever-growing number of talented authors.)
Shizen's Versatile Homepage
http://www.winnipeg.freenet.mb.ca/~cto427/index.html
(Currently Down. A new link should be available soon.)
Gary Kleppe's Comics and Manga Page
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics
(Another author with a vast selection of terrific Ranma 1/2 fanfics and
a great human being.)
The Official Homepage of Jeffrey "Oneshot" Wong
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
(Author of the popular "Usagi's Usual Morning" and "The Least One
Can Do" series, He is a great human being and has assisted me with
several of my MSTings.)
Website Number 9 MSTings
http://neylonpc.engin.umich.edu/mst3k/mistings.shtml
(Huge collection of MSTings, Anime and Non-Anime.)
A Sailor Moon Romance
http://moonromance.simplenet.com/
(The source of some of my MSTings and updated weekly with new fics.)
Jupiter Knight's Great Sailor Moon Fanfic Archive
http://www.dragonfire.net/~JupiterKnight/fanfics.htm
(A great source of Sailor Moon Fanfics.)
Zen's Fanfiction Page
http://www.mindspring.com/~databank/fanfics.html
(One of the most controversial fanfic writers today and one of my favorites.)
Webdragon's Lair
http://members.tripod.com/~WebDragon/
(The author of many wonderful short stories and the occasional lemon.)
Demon Stalker's Stories Archive
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Towers/4937/index.html
(A growing collection of fanfiction from a variety of animes)
Sakura's Lemon Fan-Fiction Archive
http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/main.html
(Ever growing collection of Lemon Fanfiction from all walks of Anime.)
The Shrine O' Oscar
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/4007/Oscar.html
(Home of all the Oscarfic MSTings and final respects paid to him....)
SEASON ONE
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101- "GAMES" by Artemis (SM Lemon)
102- "ARTEMIS'S LOVER" (Original Draft) by Oscar (SM Lemon)
103- "SAILOR JUPITER VS. GODZILLA" by The Flashman
(SM/GODZILLA CROSSOVER)
104- "JUDGE BRAINITITE" by Dr. Thinker (SM Fanfic)
w/short "RANMA 1/2: ACCUSED PT. 1" by Karmin (R1/2 Fanfic)
105- "THE WAR" by M. Llave (R1/2 Fanfic)
106- "TRANSITIONS" by Richard Lawson (Nuku Nuku Fanfic)
107- "HELLRAISERS" (Original Draft) by Aaron Eaton
(La Blue Girl/Overfiend/Original Crossover)
108- "MEN OF BOKKEN" by M. Llave (R1/2 Fanfic)
109- "BISHOUJO SENSHI ROYAL RUMBLE" by Ken Hoinsky
(SM/WWF Crossover)
w/short "THE DINNER PARTY" by Chris Curzon (SM/RL Crossover)
110- "XMAS SPECIAL: SAILOR MOON MEETS FATHER
CHRISTMAS" by Dr. Thinker (SM Christmas Fanfic)
SEASON TWO
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201- "THAT GIRL" PT. 1-2 by Oscar (SM Lemon)
202- "VIRGIN WARRIOR SAILOR MOON" by Umino (SM Lemon)
203- "*R*P*M*" by Flynn (SM Fanfic)
204- "RANKO'S LIFE" PT. 1-2 by Hitomi Ichinohei (R1/2 Fanfic)
"An idea hit her. She was a girl, he was a guy, they were going to die
in 3 and a half hours anyway. Who cares?"
Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its related characters and situations
are trademarks of and (c) 1994 by Best Brains, Inc. All rights
reserved.
Keep Circulating the Fanfics....
