Ryouga and Akane in a Blanket

  Ranma looked up at the house. It was a very nice house that
had a stone wall surrounding it. He hopped over the wall
and walked up to the front door. This was the last place where
Akane might be.
  She had been gone for several days now and Ranma had looked
almost everywhere for her. The Nekohantan, the Ucchan, the Benny
Hannas, the Burger Kings etc. And he still couldn't find her! At
least he wasn't hungry anymore.
  Ranma opened the door to the house and could here some noises 
coming from the floor above him. Ranma bounded up the stairs and
started to walk down the hall to the room where he had heard the 
noises coming from. He stopped at the room and he realized that it
was the bedroom.
  Ranma was overcome with an unspeakable fury and he kicked the
door down. And what he saw disgusted him.
  "Oh my god! I can't believe you two are watching Leno!"
  The two that Ranma was referring to were Ryouga Hibiki and Akane Tendo.
They were both lying on the bed and the sheets were covering most 
of their naked bodies. 
   Akane said,"What do you mean by that Ranma?!"
  Ranma pointed at the television that was in front of the bed,"Why are you
watching this bozo? Everyone knows that Letterman is better ."
  Ryouga said,"That's a load of crap Ranma and you know it."
  Ranma was about to argue the finer points of humor when something odd
about the scene in front of him caught his attention. Soemthing out of
place.
  Ranma said to Ryouga,"I should have known..."
  Ryouga scratched his head and said,"C'mon Ranma it isn't the end of the
world."
  Ranma just continued,"I liked things the way they were..."
  Akane pleaded with Ranma,"Ranma, please just let us explain."
  Ranma closed his eyes and looked stoic. He said,"No need to explain. I
understand."
  Ryouga and Akane simulatneously said,"You do?"
  Ranma said,"Yes, I understand that you needed to move the bed around so
you could watch the tv."
  Ryouga and Akane face-faulted.
  That's when something else about the scene struck Ranma. 
  "Hey! Why are you two in bed together?!" He shouted at them.
  Ryouga decided the best approach was to babble,"Well... You see... we...
I... then..."
  On seeing that her partner in crime would be no help Akane said,"Uh, we
were
measuring the comfort levels of the bed. I would say it's a cozy bed
wouldn't you
Ryouga?"
  Ryouga nodded his head dumbly, then again that was they way he always
nodded his
head.
  Ranma said,"Oh... Okay. Well I'll be going now..." 
  He turned his back on the two and then it came to him. He whirled on his
heel and 
shouted at Akane,"If you're just testing the bed how come you're both
naked?!"
  Now it was Akane's turn to babble,"Uh... Have to be up close.... uh... see
the bed..."
  Ranma fell on his hands and knees and said,"Oh no! It's so obvious what
you two have
been doing."
  Akane quietly said,"I'm sorry Ranma."
  Ryouga said,"Me too, Ranma. It just sort of happened."
  Ranma put his head in his hands and moaned out,"How long has this been
going on?"
  Ryouga counted on his fingers and said,"Three years."
  "What? But you've only known each other for a year."
  Ryouga slapped his forehead and said,"D'oh! I was always bad with math."
  Akane rolled her eyes and said,"We've been doing it since the day we met."
  Ranma's eyes nearly bugged out of his head as he said,"But Akane that was
back when you said you hated boys."
  Akane smiled slyly and said,"I don't like boys, but I do enjoy men."
  Ryouga blushed at the statement and Ranma looked like he was going to need
a coronary 
bipass. Ranma stood up from the floor and said,"You know something... I'm
not mad. I'm
not angry at all."
   Akane smiled and said,"Good Ranma. I'm glad you're going to accept this
in a-"
  She was cut off as Ranma walked over to the wall and bashed his head
against it while saying,"I'm
not angry! I'm not uspet! I'm as happy as I can be!"
   "-mature manner." Akane finished.
   Ranma stopped hitting his head against the wall and said,"That's better.
Now, I think that
we can still be friends, okay?"
   Akane said brightly," Okay!" while Ryouga said,"Since when were we ever
friends?"
  Ranma  said,"And being friends you will tell me all about the sexual
exploits that have 
occured in this room." 
  As might be ascertained the couple was shocked by Ranma's statement and
said,"What?!"
  The pig-tailed martial artist continued,"I believe that I have the right
to know what my fiance
is doing with my friend. Now tell me what is the greatest part of sex
between you two?"
  Akane said,"Ranma, please this is really embarrassing."
  "Tell me!!!"
  Akane took a deep breath and said,"Ranma, you know that Ryouga turns into
a black piglet 
when splashed with cold water right?"
  "Yeah, what does that have to do with anyt-" Ranma stopped short and
stared at Akane blankly.
Ryouga  was blushing so brightly  you could have mistaken his face for a
lava lamp.
  Ranma said quietly,"You don't mean when he's a.... you do...."
  Akane nodded her head ever so slightly.
  Ranma looked like he was about to say something, but looked at the tv and
said,"Could you
please turn it to Letterman."
  Ryouga picked up the remote control and turned the channel. What they saw
on the screen lifted
their spirits enormously.
  "Yay! It's the top ten list!" They all shouted.

THE END

Unil I find better things to write about. Ja ne.