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"Why?"

"Because you're a fool."

"And?"

"Because you look that way."

"Does it matter what I look?"

"Of course, idiot.  No girl would dare go out with you if you keep looking
like a dumb young kid, you know?"

"Really? I never thought of it that way."

"You're truly idiotic."

"Does it matter what I think?"

"Of course.  I certainly won't want to be with someone that can't think for
themselves."

"I see."

"I, for one, would love to be with someone that's a great mind.  I'd love to
talk with someone that would at least talk back."

"Eh? You're not making sense."

"Of course not.  You're slow to even get a hint on what I want."

"So...what do you want?"

"Not you, certainly not!"

"Do you like older men?"

"Sempai...is not for me."

"Does it matter if he's not your age?"

"Of course not.  What do you think of me?"

"I guess you do like anyone that will please you."

"Correct, now you're beggining to see my point."

"You like those that will love you back."

"Indeed."

"You'll like the one that will make you alive, I guess."

"True."

"You will love him back, I suppose."

"Yes, why wouldn't I?"

"You'll probably smother him with kisses...even when you see him for the
first time."

"Fool.  I'm not that kind of girl.  I...I'm not that easy."

"Oh?  How will you get him interested in you then?"

"Ah, you're so slow with women.  I'm going to play it by the book."

"Book?"

"My book, of course.  He...if he wants me, must work hard to get me."

"Work?"

"Yes, work.  He has to show me that he likes me.  Performs great deeds for
me, climb over mountains, swim across the ocean in my name."

"That's...selfish."

"Fool.  That's love, idiot."

"Love? It'll make you do all that?"

"Yes, it will.  Love can make men forsake their own lives for the one he
truly loves."

"Forsake?"

"Sacrifice...He'll fight anyone for his true love.  He'll do anything for
her.  That's what I'm going to do."

"What?"

"If he loves me...he'll have to be able to walk through fire, stop the rain
from falling, give me the moon in an instant.  That sort of thing."

"Does fighting count?"

"Yes, fighting for someone counts."

"If he tolerates her arrogant attitude, does that count?"

"Well, if he loves her.  Anything the woman does will translate into her own
love showing for him."

"Ah.  Does it help if they live under one roof?"

"What are you, a pervert?"

"Forget it.  Does it help if they do the same things together?"

"It makes them more compatible."

"But they fight all the time."

"Idiot, that's playing hard to get. Haven't you been listening to me?"

"Yes, I have."

"Have you learned anything?"

"A great deal."

"Well, that's good."

"I love you too, Asuka."

"I love you...hey!  What the....don't do that....Shi...hmm...hmm..."

"Hmm..."

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"Keiichi, please.  You do it much better than Asuka does."
"Ok, one last time, Bell."
"Thank you."

"Fly me to the moon..."

Florencio B. de la Merced, Jr.
E-mail: fmerced@pworld.net.ph
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Author of some of the most entertaining fanfics of these animes...
Ranma 1/2, Oh My Goddess!, Tenchi Muyo!, El Hazard, Neon Genesis Evangelion
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* Oh my head..damn COBOL!