Sanitarium

  Ranma was a man and being a man he had two
testicles. He also had his pride. He was proud
of how good a martial artist he was, he was 
proud of how he tried to help out his enemies
and he was proud that he had two testicles.
  Ranma decided that he should go out to the world
and tell everybody all that he was proud of. So he 
did and he was arrested for public obscenities (He really
should have left out the bit about being proud of his
two testicles)
  Anyway the psychiatrist asked him a few routine 
questions. Ranma was a rather honest person so 
he told him the truth. Not a very wise thing to do.
  The psychiatrist thought Ranma was insane with all
of his talk of throwing chi attacks and whatnot. So Ranma
was sent to an insane asylum. He did not resist because he
thought that the system would prevail and he would be
released in a couple of weeks. Also not a very wise thing to do.
  Three months later Ranma was so irritated with the brain dead
patients and other assorted loonies. Ranma did however became
friends with a really tall Native-American. Ranma talked to the
head nurse and he tried to kill her. (She had
been responsible for the death of one of the patients which had
really pissed Ranma off.) Also not a very wise thing to do. As one
would surmise Ranma wasn't prone to doing very wise things.
  Ranma was given a lobotomy and his new friend tried to suffocate 
him with a pillow while he was in bed. That was the original plan
until someone interrupted him and took off with Ranma before he
could kill lobotomized martial artist. With Ranma gone the tall man picked
up a sink and
threw it through the window.
  With that done he escaped the insane asylum by running through the
door the guards had left open. It seemed that the person who had 
kidnapped Ranma was in fact Kodachi.
  She quickly realized that Ranma's capacity for thinking was hindered.
So she told him that if he loved her that he need only  drool. 
Ranma drooled and Kodachi laughed in pure delight.
  Ranma and Kodachi got married and they lived happily ever after. Just 
ask Ranma and he'll drool which is of course a positive response.

THE END

I hope everyone realized what film I was quoting in this fic. 

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.