Hello.

This is my first Fanfic that I've written I'm not very good. You may
post comments if you wish. ^_^ It's a parody spinoff of SailorMoon

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Mecha Usagi Part 1: The Transformation

Brrrinngg! The sound of the Alarm shot through Usagi's ears and she
jumped out of bed just missing the Sleeping Luna after she starts
fumbling around for her clothes.

" Uggh, I'm late again! "

Usagi quickly slapped on whatever she could find hanging around and ran
out the door, with a piece of her breakfast in her mouth leaving a trail
of crumbs behind her.

While she was running, she noticed something odd about herself.. her
finger nail.. One of her finger nails have turned completely silver. She
thought to herself, " I didn't put any nail polish on.. weird " But she
forgot about it and continued to run to catch up with her friends.

Usagi swerved around the corner ducking through crowds of people, and
finally saw Ami talking too the Eva02 replacement test pilot of Tokyo-3,
Evan Sakagami. Evan was an odd one, he hardly ever talked but just
stared up in space as if something was continusly calling him. He is a
12 year old boy, with glasses. Wearing a normal school uniform. Ami
started asking him a few qeustions..

" So Evan-san, I see you are coming to speak to the class today.. "

" Indeed "

" About? "

" About the crisis of the slut girls. "

" The what?! "

" The slut girls, a special girl in Tokyo will turn evil and have sex
with 20 men, first she will notice a change in apperience, like a metal
plate or something silver. Then after their fully transformed they will
turn into a hidious Mecha! "

Usagi finally cought up panting and said, " What's up guys?! and who's
this little shrimp?! "

Evan stared up at Usagi with wide kawaii eyes that seemed to mesmorize
her.

Ami yelled, " Usagi! Don't say that about my friend here! "

" Oh yes, sorry.. what's your name? "

" It's Evan, Evan Sakagami "

" Great.. WHAT THE?! "

Evan clutched Usagi's hand, he noticed something about it. Her nail was
unusually silver.

" Did you polish this nail? "

" NO! now get off me! "

" Mataka! She's the slutkiss girl! "

Ami screeched, " Oh my god! I knew it all along. I mean a girl like you
Usagi, has to have a hentai side. But we must helP! you we don't want
you to turn into a mecha! '

Ami began to explain to Usagi about this. Usagi just stared into Ami's
eyes with disbeleif but then thought.

" I get to fuck 20 guys, cool! "

" Usagi! Ecchi! "

" What do you expect.. I'm a teenager girl. "

" We must go home right away and tell Luna! Hell with school! "

So, the trio ran back to Usagi's house where suprisingly the whole crew
was waiting for them, They heard too from Luna who just woke up and
forgot to tell Usagi about it.

Minako put on her kawaii face and said, " Hello, come in. We must tell
you something "

" yes we know, about the slut kiss thing.. "

" Yes.. "

Usagi screatched! ahh!!

Evan looked down at the floor and spoke grimly, " It's starting "

Usagi's breast grew 10 times her normal size so they looked like Pamala
Andersons implants.

" Oh nO! "


Will Usagi be able to walk?
Will Ami ever have breasts?
What the hell is with this talking cat?
Find out next time , n' I promise more fanservice too ^_^
On The next, Shin ShOjo SailorMoon


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