Subject: [FFML][X-over] Without title(EXtended.)
From: Ong Shih Lin
Date: 3/1/1998, 12:42 AM
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 While this isn't my first attempt at writing, this is my first attempt
at writing a fanfic seriously. So please be lenient. C&C's welcomed,
flames not. Ranma 1/2 and OMG! belong to their respective owners, and
not me. So don't bother sueing me, I'm only a poor student. This is set
in a universe where Belldandy has never met Keichii, Ranma and Akane
don't get along too well either. It's set about right after Ukyou shows
up. Well, enjoy. (Note: Even when Ranma is female, I still refer to him
as 'he'.But I'll call him Ranma-chan when he's a girl.) I know my
writing's not very good, so please bear with me.



 Ranma sighed looking at the the empty Tendo house. The rest of the
occupants had gone out, Akane had gone out with her family to one of Mr.
Tendo's friend's funeral. And Genma? Who knew where Genma had gone. That
left Ranma all alone in the house.
 Normally that wouldn't have bothered Ranma, he like being alone
sometimes. After spending ten years with Genma on the road, who
wouldn't? What bothered Ranma was the fact that it was nearing dinner
time and he was getting hungry, and the fact that dinner had not yet
been cooked.
 Briefly he considered dropping by Nekohanten for ramen, but just as
quickly dismissed it. He didn't feel like facing up to Shampoo right
now. So that left Ucchan.
 He could have gone out and gone to Ucchan but for two reasons. One was
that if the Tendo's came home and found he was not in and found him with
one of his other fiancee... He shuddered briefly at the thought of what
Akane would do to him. Also he didn't feel like going out. Today had
been an extremely unlucky day for him, as the Kuno siblings had decided
to chase after him. He had gotten cold water splashed onto him, and
Tatewaki Kuno had come up, proclaiming his love for his pig-tailed girl.
No sooner had he changed back into a boy had Kodachi shown up, along
with Kuno challenging him. Normally he would have pounded Kuno's head
in, but that meant waiting long enough for Kodachi to get her claws into
him. So he had run, not an incredibly manly thing to do.
 It had alternated with him getting splashed with cold water; only to
have Kodachi try to kill him and Kuno try to hug him, and then being
splashed with hot water; only to have the cycle reversed.
 Melancholy, he picked up the phone dialling the number of Ucchan's.
 After a few rings, he heard a voice on the other line.
 " Hello? Goddess Relief office. Our representative will be right over."

 Ranma stared at the phone, a look of surprise on his face, trying to
figure what had just happened.
 In fact he was so engrossed in thought, he didn't notice the woman
appear behind him.
 "Hi."
 " Argh!" Ranma jumped up, clatching onto the ceiling with the famous
Saotome Wall climbing skill(TM). One hand clutched at his heart, which
happened to be pounding loud enough to wake the dead. How did the woman
get here? He would have heard her walk in.
 " Hello, you are Saotome Ranma right?" The woman said, a cheerful smile
on her face. She appeared harmless, a young woman with light brown hair
cascading down her back like waves and traingular like marks on her
head. But Ranma had learned things were always what they seemed. He
hadn't thought Shampoo was going to kill him by giving him a kiss. He
hadn't known Ukyou was a girl either. It had been a lesson which had
been throughly and utterly pounded into his head.
 " Who the hell are you?" He landed prefectly, shifting to a combat
stance. "Look if Oyaji promised you anything, I didn't know about it."
Maybe that's why he went out. Ranma thought about a few choice words and
things he would do to his father if this turned out to be another
fiancee.
 " Oh no, I'm afraid you're mistaken. I'm not from hell. I don't know
your father either. I'm here to grant you a wish."
 "Yeah right," Ranma snorted. "I may no be the quickest person on earth
but I'm not that stupid either." Quietly, he muttered under his breath.
"Man, this's been a real bad day. If this turns out to be another
arranged finacee's of Oyaji's, I'm gonna kill him."
 " Bad day?" The woman glanced quizzically at him. Somehow Ranma found
himself relaxing.
 " Yeah."
 " Why not tell me about it?"
 ******
 " So then Ukyou shows up, and I find out she's a girl. My best friend,
a girl. And I didn't even know it! Of course to make things worse, I
find out Oyaji engaged us. Of course Akane doesn't really take this
well, hinting to me her displeasure in her all-so-subtle way of bashing
my head in with her damn mallet!"
 The woman; he had found out her name was Belldandy, just nodded
comfortingly. Somehow he felt more reassured by the simple gesture. In
the past half hour, he had told Belldandy his life story, pouring all
his grievances, frustrations at her feet. He appreciated the fact that
she was willing to listen to him so patiently. No one had done that
before, not Ukyou; not without trying to remind him he was her fiancee,
not Shampoo, not Akane, and definitely not Kodachi.
 " That doesn't sound very nice of her. After all it wasn't your fault."

 Ranma smiled at her. Finally some one who didn't think that every darn
thing that happened around here was his bloody fault. No 'Ranma no
baka', no 'Ranma, prepare to die', no 'Ranma this is all your fault'.
Someone who finally agreed with him.
 ***
 The demons roared in dismay as snow started drifting down in thick
waves. They wondered what impossible thing had been done now.
 ***
 " Man I wish I had a fiancee like you. "  As usual, Ranma's mouth
worked faster than his brain.
 Belldandy floated up into the air, the marks on her forehead shining
brighter and brighter. Ranma sat up with a start, wondering if anything
was wrong with her. After all, normal people didn't float into the air
for no reason. But then again, ordinary people didn't have a sex change
whenever splashed with cold water.
 "Wish granted."
 " What wish?" Ranma asked, puzzled.
 " Where you wished for me to be your fiancee."
 "WHAT!! YOU MEAN IT WAS TRUE!! THAT YOU WEREN"T BLUFFING ME!!" Ranma
shouted, horrified. He had a wish, a wish he could have used to cure his
curse.  And he had thrown it away because he didn't believe. "Rargh!"
Ranma growled frustrated, as he started bashing his head against the
wall. All those times he had wanted a cure; a real cure and now he had
one delivered to him, wrapped and all and he had thrown it away. He felt
like dying from the stupidity itself.
 And that wasn't mentioning what Akane would do to him when she found he
had gotten himself another fiancee.
 "RANMA!! WHAT'S THAT WOMAN DOING HERE YOU PERVERT!"
 'Too late,' Ranma thought, staring dumbfoundedly at Akane. Now how was
he going to explain this to her so that she wouldn't hit him he
wondered.
 "Uh, he he...Akane?" Ranma chuckled nervously, slowly backing away from
Akane. " See, I can explain this. I really can."
 "RANMA NO BAKA!!" yelled Akane as she punted him into the pond.
 -----
 Akane had not been having a good week, first another fiancee of Ranma's
had shown up; some wierd girl who used spatula's as a weapon, and ever
since then her father had been pressurring her to marry Ranma. She
couldn't get anyway where the hint of marrying Ranma being mentioned.
Her father had mentioned during the whole funeral about how short life
was, how people should marry young so as to enjoy their lives more. And
by the end of it, her patience was so severely strained, she had to
restrain herself from strangling her father when he started preaching
about how she should marry Ranma. And now. Now she had come home to find
Ranma, alone with some woman! While she couldn't take her frustrations
out on her dad, she certainly could take them out on Ranma.
 Punting him into the pond, she turned to face the woman; who seemed
unnaturally serene at the violence that had just happened. She didn't
even seem to be afriad of Akane. In fact she was even smiling. It was
enough to made Akane want to tear her hair out.
 -----
 Ranma-chan groaned as he came out of the pond. Akane hadn't even given
him a chance to explain. She seemed even more violent today, if that was
possible. He was getting mighty well sick of this 'Bash Ranma into pond'
obsession that Akane seem to have.
 " Hi, I'm Belldandy." Belldandy continued cheerfully, either blissfully
unaware that Akane's battleaura was growing rapidly or ignoring it.
 'Oh gods, don't let he say she's my fiancee. Please don't let her say
that. Please please, please." Ranma prayed, pleading frantically.
 " I'm Ranma's fiancee."
 Ranma would have preferred to be anywhere but where he was right now.
Heck even being in Hiroshima when the bomb was dropped was less
threatening than being near Akane right now.
 Akane's battle aura exploded furiously, as she heard those three fatal
words. 'Another fiancee!!' She thought, as a red haze covered her
vision, blinding her to everything but her anger.
 "RRRRRAAAANNMAAA!!!" She walked towards Ranma-chan, but stopped as she
faced to regard Belldandy. Slowly, she raised one hand back.
 -----
 Belldandy hesitated, unsure of what to do. She didn't want to hurt
Akane, but she was threatening her. Luckily for her the decision was
taken out of her hands, as a someone whizzed between her and Akane,
intercepting the punch.
 Ranma stared at Akane's face, which was a mixture of rage and sadness.
For some reason, when he saw Akane about to strike Belldandy, he had
felt a need to protect her. After all, she didn't know Martial arts and
could be hurt, but then she was also a goddess. For some reason, his
mind kept comparing her to Kasumi; helpless and it was the duty of a
Martial Artist to protect the helpless. But for some reason, he didn't
feel that was the whole truth.
 "RANMA!!" Akane screamed, twisting the words so that they sounded like
some vile curse. How dare he defy her so, how dare he block her! Had she
been fully unclouded by anger and rational at that moment, she would
have realised how mean and selfish her thoughts were.
 " Ranma!" Soun's demon head hovered over Ranma. "How dare you treat
your fiancee so!"
 Belldandy glanced curiously at Soun's demon head. How a human could
perform such a feat, she did not know. At first she thought he had
turned into a demon, but a quick scan showed that he was, in fact human.

 " THAT'S IT!!I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID ENGAGEMENT!! IT'S OFF!!" Akane
screamed as she stalked off to her room, her battle aura not diminishing
the slightest. For once she didn't care what her father would say.
 Suddenly halfway she turned around, back to facing Ranma.
 " AND DON'T LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN YOU PERVERTED FREAK!" Saying so, she
picked Ranma-chan up and punted him out. "GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!"
 *****
 Ranma-chan sneezed. This had been without a doubt one of the most
miserable day's of his short life. First he had wasted his chance to be
cured, and gotten another fiancee. Second Akane had blown the whole
thing out of proportion, blaming him; not that it wasn't totally his
fault he mused. And then kicking him out of the house.
 So Ranma-chan was stuck now. He was somewhere in Nerima, unfortunately
he couldn't figure out where exactly. He had walked around in the cold
night air, trying both to keep warm and find his way. Unfortunately he
had failed in both aspects. He was cold, and he was still lost. 'What a
great time to develop the Ryouga syndrome.' He thought sarcastically.
'Now all I need would be some angry fiancee to make this day perfect.'
 Suddenly a shadow fell across him. "Yaah! It wasn't my fault I swear!"
Ranma-chan backed away, holding his hands protectively in front of his
face; while waving wildly for the person to back off.
 " Ranma?"
 Ranma opened one eye slowly, peering through his hands. "Oh, it's you
Belldandy." He relaxed immediately.
 " Sorry about getting you thrown out Ranma."
 " Nah that's okay, I can handle it." No sooner had he finished saying
this, he sneezed.
 " Oh dear, are you cold? Don't worry, I know someplace we can stay."
Belldandy smiled optimistically, her face lighting up. "It's just here."
She started walking briskly, as Ranma-chan rushed to catch up with her.
 Soon they arrived on what seemed to be a well-kept temple. The grass
was neatly trimmed, with flowers growing.
 " Well here we are," chirped Belldandy.
 Ranma-chan started walking up the stairs to the temple when Belldandy
grabbed his arm.
 " Where are you going?"
 " Isn't this the place?"
 " No, it's over there." Belldandy pointed to a second temple, right
besides the first. However unlike the first, this one was pretty beaten
down, and it seems like no one had lived in it for a long time.
 *****
 Sakura turned as she regarded her uncle. She wondered what fool scheme
he had gotten up to now, he always had a way of irritating people, even
when he was young if what her mother said could be believed.
 "What's wrong now." She asked, annoyance showing in her face.
 " I sense a spiritual presence." Cherry replied ominously. Right then,
a giant mallet slammed into him, crushing him to the ground.
 "Another one! What is this! The sixteenth today?" With that she
reversed her grip on the mallet, sending Cherry off into the sky.
 " It's fate." Cherry wailed, as he flew off into the sky, like a
shooting star.
 ****
 Nabiki smiled as she put down the phone. Today had been a very
profitable day for her, charging 1500 yen for the news of Akane's and
Ranma's breakup, and another 1500 yen for news of Ranma's new fiancee.
Things were certainly going to be exciting at school tomorrow. Briefly,
she wondered if Ranma would survive the day but just as quickly she
pushed the thought aside. Besides it served him right for getting
another fiancee.
 ****
 "Ah-choo!" Ranma sniffled, as he rubbed his nose. For some reason, he
had started feeling jumpy almost as if some danger was about to befall
him. Belldandy had used magic; he guessed since she was a goddess to fix
the temple up and get him some hot water. 'It must be pretty useful
being a goddess,' he thought. 'No changing of sex when you're hit with
cold water, no need to get engaged...' He trailed off, remembering his
wish.
 " Oh dear, you must be catching a cold." Belldandy appeared besides
him. Damn, and he hadn't even heard her walk in. He had to be getting
soft. Either that or it was another privelege of being a goddess.
 " No, I'm not." Ranma tried to keep is voice even. Her fussing over him
made him both happy and angry at the same time. Happy that someone
cared, but angry that she did not think he could think of himself. Also
she was too near for his comfort now.
 " Here, have some of this." Belldandy produced a cup, which seemed to
be filled with some milky brown substance.
 "What's this?" He peered at it suspiciously. Encounters with Akane's
cooking; if it could be called that, had taught him to be weary of even
the most innocent foodstuff. Especially since she started sneaking in
her cooking with Kasumi's.
 " Something called hot chocolate. I picked it up in America."
 Ranma stared at it somemore, deciding whether to drink it or not. He
looked at the mug and then back at Belldandy; who was looking at him
eagerly and hopefully, then back at the cup again.
 " Aren't you going to drink it?" Belldandy asked worriedly. " Did I
make it too hot? Or isn't it good enough??" Her face showed that she
vauled his opinion very much. She seemed so worried, so afriad as if he
would reject her drink.
 "What! Of course I am." Ranma tried his frantic best to reassure her.
Sighing to himself, as he cursed himself for being a sucker around
women, he downed the drink in one long gulp.
 " Well?" Belldandy looked at him hopefully.
 Ranma seemed to be stuck in pause, as he just sat there with the cup in
his hand, not moving at all. Finally, he started to come around. " Hey
that was pretty good! Got any more?"
 " Sure." Belldandy smiled, reassured that at least he didn't hate it.
"I'll get some more."
 Ranma smiled, suddenly things didn't seem so bad.

 The End(For now)

Authors note: Phew, that's the end, finally. This fic took quite some
time to write, time I should have spent studying for maths actually. But
hey, writing is so much more fun than studying for maths. But then
anything is more fun. I've gotta stop reading Deadpool comics, they just
influenced me to write this fanfic. I guess it's the zany wackiness in
the comics, its kind of saturated into my bloodstream now, making me
write wierd fanfics.*Gasp* Hopefully part 2 will be out soon. Im
thinking of naming this Oh My Ranma, but that sounds kinda funny. It's a
funny name I guess.What do you think of the fanfic? Send me your
opinions on this fic, and thanks for reading to the end! Till then

Sining
'Damn, I went and lost my sedation again!'