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From: Jon Farber <sabreb@erols.com>
To: FFML <ffml@fanfic.com>
Subject: [FFML] [spam][Idea] Ranma's Creek
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 22:36:52 -0500
Ryoga, at first, is mildly interested, but that all goes
out the window when he starts having an affair with the new English
teacher, Nabiki.
Warning: Offensive material in this story. After looking this over I
realized that this is kind of a lemon
without the sex scene. So if you want to write the sex scene please E-mail
me.
I have never seen 'Dawson's Creek', but this gave me some ideas for a
spam-fic so blame Jon.
A Totally Nonb-sensical Tripe production
Of a Ryoucilo film
Making the Grade
Ryouga was sitting at his desk thinking about nothing. This was what Ryouga
did all day he
thought about nothing. His most articulate response to a question would be
'huh'. He looked over at
Ranma who was talking to the new girl Akane. She seemed pretty nice and she
was rather cute.
Ukyo was pretty mean and rather un-cute. She was saying something to him.
Ryouga said,"Huh?"
Ukyo swapped him over the head with a spatula and said,"You didn't hear a
thing I said!"
"Oh. What did you say?"
"Oh, I just thought that you should know that we're having a sub today."
"Why should I care?"
"Because it's important that you know-!"
"Oh, shove it."
Ukyo turned away from Ryouga who hmphed. A few minutes later a young woman
in her mid twenties
stepped into the classroom. She had short brown hair and beautiful brown
eyes. Most of the males attention
(and some of the females attention ^_^) was focused on her body. The woman's
body was slim and athletic.
She had very large breasts and incredible thighs. Almost all of the boys,
and some of the girls, were thinking
one thing ,' Boy do I wanna shag her!'
The woman went up to the board and wrote her name.
"Hello my name is Nabiki Tendo. You may call me Ms.Tendo." Nabiki said as
she finished writing her name on the
board. She smiled at the students.
"Okay everyone let's start where we left off from yesterday..."
The class went on for a while without event until...
"Okay who wants to stand up and tell me the answer to the problem?"
There was a dead silence and almost every male in the room sarted to sweat
like crazy.
Nabiki pointed at a young boy.
"How about you?"
The young boy stuttered out,"I-I-I can't stand up!"
Nabiki looked at him oddly,"Why not?"
The young boy prayed to any diety that she wouldn't make him stand,"Gah.
I-I-I just ca-can't!"
"Okay. Let's see who else wants to stand up and do the problem..."
30 minutes later...
Nabiki was getting very irritated with this class. None of them boys she had
chosen to answer the
question stood up. She wondered why? There were two boys left. One had a
pig-tail and was talking
to some girl and the other had a yellow spotted bandana. She pointed at...
Ryouga was watching every curve of the teacher's body, every ounce of flesh
on her body. She said something.
Ryouga shook his head and said,"Huh?"
Nabiki groaned and said,"Would you like to stand up and do the problem?"
Ryouga shruged his shoulders and stood up. Nabiki found out why all the
other boys had been so reluctant when
Ryouga stood up.
Ryouga was getting nervous. For some reason all the students and the teacher
were staring at him in shock. He
gulped and said,"Uh, what's the question?"
That broke Nabiki's gaze from Ryouga's groin and she said,"Huh?"
"What's the question?"
Nabiki tried to not looke flustered and said,"Uh, what is the defintion of
the word excitment."
All of the students giggled at that.
Ryouga said,"Uh, I guess it's when you have a lot of joy and you can't
contain yourself."
The students couldn't contain themselves and laughed like crazy.
Nabiki said,"Yes, that's right Ryouga."
Ryouga sat back down and was proud of himself for getting the question
right. Ukyo leaned over
to him and whispered in-between laughing ,"I think I know someone who's
excited."
Ryouga didn't realize what she was talking about for a minute and when he
did he wished he hadn't.
After class every student took the time to laugh at Ryouga who had his
forehead pressed against the
desk Ms.Tendo stopped by to talk to him.
"Um, Ryouga I thought it would be nice if we talked about your study
skills."
Ryouha looked up and said,"Okay."
"First off Ryouga I like students who come prepared for class."
Ryouga looked at all of the materials on his desk. There were none.
"I like students who know what their doing. Do you know what you did today?"
Ryouga blushed and said,"Uh,uh uh..."
"You were turning me on."
Ryouga swore that he heard that, but he must have been dreaming. A very good
dream, but this
could not be real. He decided to see where this dream led.
"I was?"
Nabiki sat down in a desk next to Ryouga and put her hand on his thigh.
"Yes you were. I must say that it was quite and impressive sight, but I
would much rather
see it when you aren't wearing any clothes."
This was a very, very good dream.
"Gee. Is that a proposition."
"No, this is a porposition. Do you want to make mad, passionate love on the
floor?"
Ryouga smiled and said in a very suave voice,"I thought you would never
ask."
---
Ryouga groaned and opened his eyes as he heard someone yelling at him. It
was the janator.
He yelled,"Hey boy put on some clothes!"
Ryouga looked down and saw that he was totally naked. He yelped and saw his
pants. He snatched
them up and put them on.
The janator was still yelling at him about how kids should wear clothes as
he ran out of the
school.
---
Ryouga sat through the class and suffered all the taunts of the other
students. It had been a week since Nabiki had
started teaching them. (The regular teacher had left for Mexico with the
principal leaving an open space for her.) What
bothered him was that Nabiki wasn't paying any attention. She hadn't
menioned any of what happened. 'Maybe it was
all a dream,'
he thought to himself. Ryouga sighed and put his head on his desk.
"Ryouga."
He lifted his head and Nabiki gave him a piece of paper which had his grade
on it. It was an A+.
Nabiki said,"You are the best student I've ever had. I hope we can get
together for some more study sessions."
Nabiki passed out the rest of the papers as Ryouga looked at the one he had
received. When Nabiki sat down Ryouga
looked at her and she winked at him. Although the other students made fun of
him calling him a pervert he knew that he
had made the grade.
THE END
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.