Hey all.  I got this idea.... well, it's kinda in the spirit and it's 
kinda not.

[We see two young men sitting on a couch.  One, we recognize as 
A-kun....well, we would if we knew what he looked like, but since this 
fic is supposed to be short, we're cutting it down to allow for the 
acutal-ACK!!*  Sorry.  Anyway, and next to him is his friend and 
soon-to-be fanfic author, ThazZzDunN (Tharzy for short).]

A-kun and Tharzy: It's A-kun's World, A-kun's World, Party time, 
Excellent!

[They make some cheesy guitar noises and finally calm down somewhat.]
A-kun: Hello, and welcome to the show.  With me as always is my insane 
pal, TharzZzDunN.

Tharzy: Party on, A-kun.

A-kun: Party on, Tharzy.  [Back to us] Anyway, this is a special 
Valetine sort of thing, so we came up with a list.

Tharzy: After much debate, the list is of the girls we'd like to boink.

A-kun: [rolling his eyes and sighing] THANK YOU for that BLUNT 
explantion, Tharzy.

Tharzy: No problem-o.

A-kun: As Tharzy so ELIGANTLY said, it's a the list of the Top Five 
Babes We'd Like To Boink.

[Tharzy holds up a list with cards covering each name.]

A-kun: In fifth place, though she IS still quite a babe, is Ifurita!

Tharzy: She's so scary, she's sexy!

A-kun: In fourth place, but still not bad, is...

Tharzy: Ami Mizuno!

A-kun: It has to be everything about her.  She's such a babe!

Tharzy: In third place, but still a babe, is...

A-kun: A tie between Kasumi and Belldandy.  Hmmm, that's odd.  Oh well, 
they're both babes!

Tharzy: That's right.

A-kun: In second place is...

Tharzy: Another tie.  This one is a three-way tie. Makoto Kino, Rei 
Hino, and Kiyone.

A-kun: Mmmm, I wish Rei would got HOT with me!

Tharzy: That Sailor Jupiter, she's SHOCKS me!

A-kun and Tharzy: And Kiyone can always put ME in handcuffs! MEOW!

A-kun: And the number one babe we'd like to boink is...

Tharzy: Another tie!

A-kun: That's right.  Ukyou Kuonji and Nabiki Tendo.

Tharzy: Nabiki can finance MY mortgage anyday.

A-kun: I hope me and Ukyou can make some SPECIAL SAUCE together!

[Suddenly, Shampoo bursts through the wall.]

Shampoo: [growling] Shampoo not on list?

A-kun: Sure, but we don't have time for a top 1 BILLION!

Tharzy: Shyeah!

Shampoo: SHAMPOO KILL!!!

[Both men run for their lives.]

A-kun and Tharzy: [as they flee] It's A-kun's World, A-kun's World, 
Party Time, Excellent! [more cheesy guitar noises]

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Sorry to the fans of those who didn't make it, but this is a list me and 
Tharzy made. It in no way means your favorite person is on the list 
somewhere, it just means they didn't make to OUR top five.  Man, do I 
have to find better things to do or what?

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