NOTE:This is a sequel to Akane Chases Ryouga Around the World Trying to Kill
Him
Read that one first.

A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of a Ryoucilo film

Ryouga Chases Akane Around the World Trying to Kill Him

Ryouga and Akane were lying underneath the stars holding hands. It was a
beautiful night and the crickets chirped and a bunch of other annoying bugs
went 
about making romantic noises. They laid there for a while looking at the 
celestial planes and each having their own thoughts on the evening. Akane
looked 
over at Ryouga and smiled. It was pleasant just to lie in the grass with her

lover and not have to worry about the troubles of the world. Ryouga looked
at 
Akane and smiled. They had  just had sex and he was hoping they would have
sex 
again. One might note the subtle differences in their thought patterns (i.e.

Akane is a hopeless romantic and Ryouga is just horny) Anyway Akane decided
to 
say something.
"Ryouga?"
"Yes?"
"Do you ever think about the future?"
"Sure. Tomorrow we're going to have sex. The day after that we're going to
have sex-"
"Uh, no that's not what I meant."
"Oh, what did you mean?"
"Well I was thinking about having children."
"That's disgusting! How could you even-"
Akane pulled out a mallet and hit Ryouga over the head and said,"No you
idiot! I mean I want to give birth to children!"
"Sorry. Really? I never gave it that much thought."
"I just thought that since we've been together so long that maybe we should
think about that."
"You sure you want to do that? I mean I don't think it's a lot of fun. Hey,
how about we adopt?!"
"Um... I don't think any adoption agency is going to give us any children
Ryouga."
"Why not?"
"Guess."
"Oh, yeah we're not married!"
Akane malleted Ryouga over the head and said,"No Ryouga. It's because we run
around naked in public."
"Oh yeah. Good point."
"So what do you say?"
"I would love to have a baby with you Akane."
"Baka! I'm the one who's having the baby! You don't have to carry it around
for nine months."
"Oh sorry. Well since we decided on that how about we get to it."
"Oh, you're such a beast."
Ryouga got up and ran away as fast as possible. Akane took out her lawnmower
and chased after the lost boy.
---
So over the next few months they were having sex to make a baby instead of
just 
having sex. After a while it became clear that they were not making in any 
progress. So they decided to see a doctor about the what was wrong.
Akane looked at the doctor,"You-you mean I can't have children?"
The doctor looked at her and said,"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do and
next 
time you come here put on some clothes."
Akane became rather depressed with the news and didn't chase Ryouga with the

lawnmower the way she used to. Ryouga tried to make her feel better, but
nothing 
he did could bring Akane out of her slump. That was until they went to
China.
---
Akane chased Ryouga through the rough forest with her lawnmower clearing the
way.
Akane was on autopilot and Ryouga knew it. Ryouga jumped through some more
grass 
and trees when he took one last jump he noticed he was no longer in the
forest. 
Ryouga looked down and saw that he had just jumped off a cliff. Seeing as
how 
Ryouga was good citizen he obeyed the laws of gravity and fell towards the 
ground. Ryouga looked down and a sense of deja vu washed over him. Right
below 
him were several pools of water and he was going to plunge into one of them.
At 
the top of the cliff Akane had also gone over the edge and was falling into
one 
of the pools. There was a loud splash and a second later there was another
loud 
splash.
---
Akane climbed out of the pool and coughed up some water. Akane looked around
and saw a small naked girl sitting nearby. Akane didn't remember this girl
although she did look oddly familiar. She had dark unruly hair that was tied
back with a bandanna, green eyes, fangs and really big breasts. Akane
noticed where she was looking and turned her head around embarrassed. 
"Akane?"
Akane looked back at the girl who was looking at her rather intently. Akane
said,"Yes that's my name. Who are you?"
"It's me Ryouga."
"What?! But Ryouga's a guy!"
"Huh? What do you mean by that?"
"Well, you are a girl."
The girl looked down at herself and screamed.
Akane stood up and said ,"Look this is really fun, but I have to go find the
real 
Ryouga."
The girl ran up and caught Akane by her left arm.
"Akane I am Ryouga! I fell into the spring of drowned girl!"
"You mean this is Jusenkyo?"
"Yes."
"But I fell into a spring and I didn't turn into any-"
Akane noticed that Ryouga was looking at Akane's crotch. Akane looked down
and realized that she was now a he. The scream could be heard from miles
around.
---
The guide had seen many naked people in his time due to the fact that when
you 
the curses never provided you with clothes, but he had never met people who 
refused to wear clothes period. He just hoped his daughter Plum wouldn't
walk in. 
The guide looked at the pair.They were whispering to each other so the guide

thought it would be best if he just left them alone.Ryouga was crying enough
that 
he had transformed back into his girl form which is a lot of tears. Akane
looked 
at Ryouga in disgust.
"Ryouga would you stop crying?"
Ryouga kept on crying.
"Ryouga! Take it like a man!"
Ryouga broke off her wailing and yelled,"I'm not a man!"
"Well take it like a manly woman! What's so bad about turning into a woman?"
"I don't know it's just so weird and it's really creepy. What's it liked
turning into a guy?"
"Sort of the same thing."
They didn't say anything for a while.
"Akane I was thinking that this curse could be sort of be a blessing."
"How? How could it be a blessing?"
"You want children right?"
Akane was about to smack him for bringing that up. She really didn't like
talking a bout the whole thing, but she decided to listen ,"Yes."
"You can't have children."
Akane looked at Ryouga threateningly ,"What is your point?"
"Well... It's just that... I could have children."
"WHAT?!"
"I could have a child in my cursed form."
"But what about when you get hit with hot water?"
"Well we're going to have to find some permenance water I guess."
"You sure you want to be stuck as a girl for the rest of your life?"
Ryouga took Akane's hands and held them very tightly.
"Akane I know you want children and I know that you haven't been happy
lately.If having children would make you happy I would gladly give up my
manhood. I would 
do anything to make you happy Akane."
Akane hugged Ryouga and said,"That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said
to me."
"Yeah and I didn't even have to rehearse."
Akane let go of Ryouga and smiled. Akane suddenly realised something.
"Ryouga, who's going to be the father?"
A splash of cold water and a very passionate kiss was Akane's answer.
---
Akane was sitting in the living room of the apartment she shared with
Ryouga. 
Ryouga was in the bathroom. Akane was waiting for Ryouga to come out. The
door to 
the bathroom opened and Ryouga ran out and started jumping up in down in 
excitment.
Akane stood up from the couch. Ryouga rushed up and hugged her very tightly.
Ryouga whispered into Akane's ear,"I'm pregnant."
Both women jumped up and down laughing.
Akane said,"We're going to have a baby!"
"No, I'm the one who's having the baby! You don't have to carry it around
for nine months!"
Akane laughed and said,"You know I think if we want to be good parents we
really should put on some clothes."
Ryouga looked solemn and said,"Yes indeed."
Akane sighed with what she said next,"And we're going to have to stop doing
it."
Ryouga said,"Wh-why?"
"I don't know it's just a child shouldn't have parents who do that sort of
thing all of the time. He might become warped."
Ryouga frowned and said,"I guess so."
Ryouga smiled and said,"Can we do it just one last time? Please?"
Akane said,"Fine, but this is the last time!"
Ryouga nodded her head. Akane dumped the bucket of water on herself making
her a man. Ryouga took out the lawnmower and Akane ran out the door as
Ryouga chased Akane with the lawnmower.

THE END

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.