I know this has been done before, but we really couldn't resist.  

Oh insert all of those cool disclaimers saying that all the characters and
situations don't belong to us etc. 

Rocky � Horror Picture Show

A Product of  

Bored Caffinated Productions   (a.k.a.  Al Brucker and Katie Henderson)


(Opening Scene : A front view of a small temple.  A wedding party is just
exiting.  The guest congregate on the lawn, while two photographers,
Hiroshi and Daisuke, photograph the newlyweds. )

Hiroshi � Hey (Jabs Daisuke with elbow) check out that chic over there. .

Daisuke �  The bridesmaid ?

Hiroshi �  Yeah!  I'd sure like to take some pictures of her. (snickers)

Daisuke � Oh yeah!  Just look at that as-*urk*

Yuka � (angrily) Aren't you supposed to be taking pictures?

Sayuri � Not ogling Akane, you perverts.

Daisuke � (sweating)  That's what we're doing, see? (pulls out camera and
starts taking random pictures)

Yuka � Yeah right, now get to work you morons.  I won't let you spoil
Kasumi and Tofu's wedding.

Hiroshi --  Ok, ok, we're going.

(Hiroshi and Daisuke begin taking pictures of the wedding party,
occasionally yelling instructions.)

Daisuke � Ok one last picture of the bride and groom and we're finished.
(snaps photo while Kasumi and Tofu smile at the camera) Perfect.  That's it
everybody.

(The wedding party breaks up and starts milling around and conversing
amongst themselves.  Tofu spots a thin, sickly young man skulking at the
edge of the crowd and dashes toward him, leaving Kasumi to the giggling of
her bridesmaids.)

Tofu � Hikaru!  (Grabs Hikaru's limp hand and shakes it vigorously.)

Gosunkugi � (Weakly) Ono!  Congratulations!  (Wriggles out of the over
enthusiastic grasp.) You're a lucky guy.

Tofu � (Glasses fog over)  Aren't I?  She's so beautiful�

Gosunkugi � (Staring at Akane) Yeah�

Sayuri � OK you guys - This is it!

(The girls all push together for the toss.  Kasumi throws the bouquet over
her shoulder into the squealing mass. At first, it would seem that all had
an equal chance for the bouquet, but a dark-haired bridesmaid suddenly
springs from the crowd, snatches the bouquet 6 or so feet above the heads
of the others, somersaults clear of the crowd, and lands neatly, holding
the bouquet in one hand and smiling proudly.)

{General Jubilation.}

Tofu � {Nudging Gosunkugi}  So, Hikaru.  I guess it could be your turn
next, eh?  Akane's quite a catch herself.

Gosunkugi � (still staring at Akane and blushing) Heh Heh, yeah you're
right.

Kasumi � (calling from across the crowd)  Ono are you ready?

Tofu � (glasses fogging over)  Coming Kasumi! (runs off smiling giddily)

(Tofu and Kasumi dash down the street, followed by most of the wedding
party.  Akane and Gosunkugi somehow get left behind.  Mustering courage he
didn't know he had, Gosunkugi approached Akane.)

Akane � Hikaru!  I didn't see you earlier!  Wasn't it a wonderful wedding?

Gosunkugi � (Dazedly staring at Akane.)  Yeah�

Akane � (Chattering happily) Wasn't Kasumi beautiful?  I mean, even more
than usual?

Gosunkugi � (Still staring)  Yeah �

Akane � And I caught the bouquet!  I'm so excited!

Gosunkugi � (Caught up in the moment)  Wouldn't it be nice if you could use
it?

Akane � (Shocked)  What??

Gosunkugi � (Finally realizing what he just said.)  Uhh, I mean, wouldn't
it be nice if we, I mean you, could get married someday?

Akane � (Not much relieved; cautious) Yeah, but nobody's really ASKED me. 
Maybe if a really nice person did � Hey, why am I telling YOU this?

Gosunkugi � (Takes a deep breath) Because, because�

Akane � CUT!  (looking at someone of screen)  Wait a minute!  Do I REALLY
have to do this?  It's soooo, I don't know, Out of Character.

Director �  (Dressed as a Kabuki Actor Helper) {Pops up from behind a sign
reading "Nerima:  The Home of Happiness"}  Just follow the script, Akane.

Akane � {Sighs}  Fine. {Expectantly.}  Hikaru?

Gosunkugi � Hey Akane..



	I'm not sure if we're going to continue it or not; if enough people like
it we will.  We also could use some help on the songs, and anyone willing
to help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

__________________________________________________________

Al Brucker
albrucker@fia.net

"Now I've never read any Shakespeare, but he sounds like my kind of writer.
Wonder if he'd like to script a movie for me someday."
                  - Tank Girl