It helps if you sing along
***
"Coming to you live from the Dark Kingdom,
Its the Sailor Senshi Live in concert..."
[The vast crowd of youma quietens as the stagelights go up and the
performers march on.
Usagi is wearing the cute sailors outfit (not fuku) from ep 42.
Ami is wearing a neat police uniform ("You're under arrest!" style)
Rei is looking murderously embarressed in tight biker leathers.
Makoto is wearing a tank top, cut off jeans, a tool belt and a
construction workers helmet.
Minako is smiling widely and waving to the audience in feathers and
a very abbreviated American Indian costume.
Usagi steps foreward to the microphone and the others line up behind
her as the music starts]
All: Youma! [All pointing]
Usagi: We've got a message for you, I say
All: Youma!
Usagi: We've got protecting to do, I say
All: Youma! [All whipping out transformation pens]
Usagi: So if you ever show up, I'll just
All: Say Moon Pow-er Make Up!
[All transform to whistles and cat-calls from the audience.
Sailor Moon summons the moon sceptre and begins singing into it
like a microphone]
All: Youma!
Moon: If you're found draining someone, I'll say
All: Youma!
Moon: Moon Healing Escalation! [Half-blinding herself as it goes
off in her face]
You'll be
All: Moon Dust! [as the remains of some unlucky Youma stage
crew drift down from the catwalk]
Moon: And if you ever faze us, Then you'll
All: Just Face Tux-e-do Mask!
All: Its fun to be in the Sai Lor Sen Shi
Moon: Its fun to b...
[Sailor Moon trails off when she notices the others are in a tangled
heap after trying to spell out Sailor Senshi in Katakana]
[Suddenly the music switches to a different beat as the 4 generals
march out from the wings and take the vacant mike]
All: Fight the Senshi!
Zoicite: You can drain their energy
All: Fight the Senshi!
Jadeite: Theres a whole new world to Sieze
All: Fight the Senshi!
Nephrite: Help defend the motherland
All: Fight the Senshi!
Kunzite: Show them Metallica's no band
All: Fight the Senshi!
Zoicite: Stand up and be a real man!
All: Fight the Senshi!
Jadeite: Cute girls for all you echi fans
All: Fight the Senshi!
Nephrite: Find love and die holding their hand
All: Fight the Senshi! [All staring at Nephrite]
Kunzite: Fight the Senshi [Smacking him on the head]
All: Fight the Senshi!
[The Senshi, now recovered, move in and strike a pose]
We'll punish you,
We'll punish you,
We'll punish you in the name of the moon!
We'll punish you,
We'll punish you,
We'll punish you in the name of the moon!
[Suddenly a column of brilliant pink light appears seperating the two
groups and a small figure steps out as the music changes again]
Chibi-Usa: You can't stop the cuteness!
Nobody can stop the cuteness!
[Fortunately someone kills the music]
Hey that wasn't very nice!
[The entire theatre is in shocked silence at this unfortunate guest
appearance. Finally a new beat starts as the Senshi and Generals move
towards each other and Chibi-Usa looks on nervously]
Senshi: Together,
Moon: we can find a way
Generals: Together
Jadeite: if we don't fight and prey
All: Together
Jadeite: your hand in my hand [joining hands]
All: Together
Moon: Here we make a stand! [all turning to face Chibi-Usa]
All: GO PEST!
Moon: Maybe our fate is set
All: GO PEST!
Moon: But you are not born yet
Audience: GO PEST!
All: Nows the time to act
Audience: GO PEST!
All: Maybe we can send you back!
[At that, Chibi-Usa starts to run as the entire theatre mobilises
behind her to a rousing chorus of GO PEST]
[Finally all thats left is a single clapping tuxedoed figure.
Unfortunately one of his thrown roses knocks out the camera]
***
Well I think thats pretty good for not having the music to work
from. For anyone who does have it, the world is crying out for
a good version of "In the Senshi" (come to think of it "Its
fun to be in the N E R V" could be pretty good too)
Well thank you for reading my first fic.
C&C etc. more than welcome.
Thankyou
Ross Gilbertson
P.S. I wrote this to try and stop Nephrite's cheesy energy
gathering music from looping in my head. And it hasn't worked!