This is my first fic.
TOTALLY INSANE AND SCREWED UP PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
<cheesy fanfare>
THE LIMITED EDITION SPISHACK ALARM CLOCKS AD
DISCLAIMER: All anime characters are owned by huge corporations that could 
easily smear me across the pavement if they wanted to. I do not own Spishack 
Industries. That belongs to MAD TV, the finest in late night television. This 
ad is formed in the Spishack style shown on MAD TV.

A few suggested additions to your product line:

The "Genma-Panda" alarm clock:
[7:00. The panda on the pedestal holds up a sign--"Get up! Time for 
training!!" Since holding up a sign is hardly an effective way to awaken a 
heavy sleeper, it then baps you over the head, exclaiming "growf".]

The "Ryoga" alarm clock:
[Presenter turns to the night-table, can't find it. "Errr...that's funny. I 
was sure I left it right here..." 5 days later, it turns up, blowing through 
the bedroom wall and screaming "Prepare to DIE!!!!"]

The "Nabiki" alarm clock:
Let's say she can't convince you to get out of bed...into it, maybe. But you 
just need those extra few winks... Instead of hitting a conventional snooze 
bar, you have to deposit 100 yen for each 5 minutes of dozing off.

The "Mrs. Ichinose" alarm clock:
[7:00. The plump figure starts twirling on one leg, waving fans and bellowing 
BWA HA HA HA!!!, scaring the sleeper out of 10 years of life.]

Jim Champagne
jwchampagne@msn.com