[WARNING: BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER COULD BEEN AHEAD]

Show 4 - "Otaku Leap: Part One.

Amy: I have check the fic, no errors..and I maked like Santa Cluas
zillions times. No errors...grammer or spelling. But I think we sure
switch to Japanese names for the fan-fic.
Serena: Ok! JAPANESE TRANFORMATION!!!
(Serena and Amy become Usagi and Ami)
Dr. Thinker: What that happen. You decide to become Japanese. 
Usagi: Yep!
Dr. Thinker: I don't have a name in Japanese. Away, me and the Japanese
version of the Sailor Scouts...
Usagi: That's Salior Soldiers
Dr. Thinker: Ah...Sailor Soldiers of Sailor Mercury and Sailor Moon.
Why in heck did you do this.
Usagi: You will find out...at the end.

CALF Productions wrote:

Dr. Thinker: Does the authors live in Californa.

Since one among our number is gone for the holidays, and another of
our number won't be writing during the break, we at CALF Productions
have decided to post the first segment of Otaku Leap Part 1 as a
teaser. We hope you enjoy, and have a happy holiday season.

Usagi: Sounds like a good socking stuffer.
Dr. Thinker: (snickers)

-CALF Productions: Christopher Angel, Andrew Huang, The Eternal Lost
Lurker, and Flashman.

Dr. Thinker: Not bad, writers. I can't wait for the fan-fiction to
start.
Usagi: Me too.

CALF Productions welcomes all C&C. Please remember to send C&C to the
following addresses:
cja124@mail.USask.Ca
alhuang@hcs.harvard.edu
EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net

Dr. Thinker: That's so easy.....That's Eternal Lost Lurker e-mail dress.

MXJK67C@prodigy.com

Usagi: And there's the Flashman's address.

        The squirrel was having a good morning.  It managed to escape >from  that nasty cat who lived across the street, the dog in the yard >below was at the vet, and it had just raided the neighbor's birdfeeder.

        The squirrel sat on a branch in the tree it called home, busily
feeding on a sunflower seed.  Suddenly a chill wind blew up, almost
knocking the squirrel off.  As it regained its balance, the little
animal looked around the neigborhood, and froze as its eyes came upon
the huge swirling vortex hovering six feet above the street.

        This was something new.

        The vortex swirled with a myriad of colors, and seemed to pulse > with  light in a slow beat.  Then, for no apparent reason, the vortex
expanded with a burst of light, and four men fell in a tangle to the
street below. With a final pulse, the vortex shrank out of existence.

Usagi: What happen.
Dr. Thinker: Good guestion. In the Part O of his story. The review
is going to meet decide to make a Super-MiSting. Then fall into a
portal to some strange anime world. 

        The men stayed there, unconscious, for several seconds, and the
squirrel took this opportunity to scamper out on a tree limb to get a
closer look.  One of the men groaned and started to move.  His
motions woke the others, and with a great deal of grunts and curses
the men managed to get to their feet.

        One, dressed in traveling clothes dyed shades of purple, looked
around frantically.  "Hikaru-chan?  Hikaru-chan?  Where is she?"

Dr. Thinker: Must be Lurker. 

        His questions struck a chord in the others, who began looking >around  as if they were searching for someone.  "Hey, Urd and Skuld are
gone!" The tallest of the men exclaimed.  He was dressed in shades of

Usagi: Chris "God-Boy" Angel.

black and green, and wore a trenchcoat.  "What the hell is going on?"

        Another, a young Asian who wore glasses, jeans and a sweater >looked around as well, calling for "Nanami-san."

Dr. Thinker: Don't have a clue?
Usagi: You never do...unless it's a bad fan-fiction.
Ami: (quietly snickers)

        The fourth, in a gold and blue sentai outfit, took a moment to >look around, but didn't call any names.  He looked at the others >angrily.
"I don't know who you are, but you better bring Sakura and Trident
back _now_," he growled, and pulled a small gun from his belt,
pointing it at the others. He added with a smirk under his helmet,
"Or this is going to get _really_ messy."

Dr. Thinker: Ouch! That's the Flashman. And get one heck of demonic
villain.

        The others looked at him in suprise.  The tall one narrowed his
eyes, and a blue-green light swirled about him, forming body-hugging
armor and a pair of arm-blades, one longer and thinner than the
other.  "Point that thing at someone else, sentai-boy.  All I want is
my sisters back."

        The man in purple got a look of concentration on his face, and > a wind appeared to spring from the ground.  However, whatever he might
have done was forestalled by the fourth's peacekeeping efforts. "Hey,
wait. Stop," he began.  "I think we're all missing someone. We don't
need to get violent, here."

Dr. Thinker: Argeed with that, Lurker.

        "All right," the sentai said, and lowered his weapon.  "Maybe >we should introduce ourselves.  I'm Flashman."  He holstered the gun
before continuing.  "I'm missing my friends Sakura and Trident."

Usagi: Yep. It's the Flashman.

        "Andrew Huang," the fourth man said.  "My g--er, >friend? Nanami."

Dr. Thinker: That's who were missing?
 

        "Christopher Angel," the tallest offered.  "My sisters, Urd and
Skuld."

Usagi: Should you beening do jokes about angel for Christmas time?
Dr. Thinker: Only with the dub.
Usagi: Oh?

        "_God-Boy_?!" The man in purple exclaimed.  "You've _got_ to be
kidding me."  He looked Chris up and down.  "I expected someone
taller," he joked, and grinned.  "I'm Lurker," he explained, and
grimaced. "Hikaru's gone.  Kuso...if I knew _this_ was going to
happen,  I wouldn't have installed that SuperMST system!"

        "Wait a second," Flashman interrupted.  "You installed that >thing  too?" He turned to Andrew and Chris with a questioning look.

        "We were using it too," Chris confirmed.  "And _don't_ call me
God-Boy."

Usagi and Ami: (gigles)
 

        "This is too weird," Andrew said.  "Were you guys going to MST
Undocumented Features as well?"  The surprised looks on the others'
faces confirmed his question.  "We all were using that SuperMST
thing, we were all going to review UF, and we're all here now, minus
our friends." He frowned and looked at his hands.  "If this wasn't
real life, I'd think it's anime."

        Any further discussion was interrupted by a girlish scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!  Iamsolatewhydoesthisalwayshappentome?!?!?!"

Dr. Thinker: What did happen here?
Usagi: Oh, it's famous line from me
Ami: No kiding...
Usagi: I never kid, kid. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!! I am so late why
does this happen to mew?"
Ami: Nice.

        They whirled to see a red-haired blur comming down the street
towards them. With a crash that made the others wince, the blur
collided with Lurker, sending him to the ground, and revealing the
blur to be a familiar red-haired girl.

        "OhI'msosorryMamoruIdidn'tevenseeyouI'msolate!"  With that, the >girl stood up and ran down the street.

Dr. Thinker: Oh! I'm so sorry Mamoru, I didn't even see you. I'm so
late.
Usagi: (snickers) 

        Chris stared after the girl, "Lurker, wasn't that Hikaru?"

        "Couldn't be," Andrew mused.  "She doesn't wear odango."

        "It was her," Lurker said.  "I'd recognize that body anywhere."

        "Oh, really?" Chris asked with a grin.  "And why is that, my
purple-haired friend?  Were all my jokes really _that_ close to the
mark?"

Dr. Thinker: Does this means's the Lurker is going to play Tudexo.
Usagi and Ami: We are not telling........

        "None of your business," Lurker replied loftily, and then his
demeanor turned more serious.  "Hikaru-chan!  Wait for me!"  With
that, he ran off after the girl.

Dr. Thinker: Strange. I fought Darrien stay away from here.
Usagi: We must be Sailormoon S.
Dr. Thinker: Okay them. 

        Chris arched an eyebrow at the others.  "Well, she's our only lead."

Tom: Oh, strange.

        They exchanged a shrug and they sprinted after them.

        *******

        "Mamoru, you jerk, let go of me, I'm going late for class," >Hikaru  said, squirming in his grip.  They stood outside some school >gates, and earned some curious stares from the students entering.

        "Hikaru, what are you talking about?" Lurker demanded.  "It's >me, Lurker!  Why are you dressed up like that?" He paused, and looked at
her hair.  "I like the odango, though, they're cute."

        The red-head blushed crimson, and began to stammer. "B-but, >Mamoru!  I-I-I don't know what to say!  You really think I'm cute?" she >asked, with hearts in her eyes.

        "Usagi-chan," another girl's voice interrupted, "you're going >to be late."  Lurker looked up to see a shortish brunette with a cute >face looking at them.

        "Tell Mamoru that, Ami-chan," Hikaru replied.

        "Lurker!" Chris yelled, running up.  "Man, you run fast."  He >spied the brunette, and stopped in shock.  "Skuld!  Thank Boss I found
you!"

        Skuld looked at him with a quizzical look.  "Yuuichirou, why >are you calling me Skuld?"

        "Because it's your name?" Chris said, confused.   Flashman and
Andrew ran up.

Dr. Thinker: Oh, Skuld become Sailor Mars. Hikaru comes Sailor Moon.
Lurker comes Mr. Chiba. Mr. Y is Chris.

        "Usagi-chan!  What are you doing out here, we're going to be > late!" Another girl ran up and grabbed Hikaru, and began dragging her
through the gates.   Spying Andrew, she grabbed his arm as well.
"Come on, Umino-kun, you should know better than this!"  With that,
she pulled them through the gates.

        "N-nanami-san!" Andrew stuttered.

        "Goodbye, Mamoru. Yuuichirou, Motoki,"  Skuld said politely as >she followed the others.  The gates to the school closed behind them.

        The three remaining men stared after the girls in shock.  >"Hikaru  thinks she's Usagi?" Lurker said in a stunned voice.

        "Skuld thinks she's Ami," added Chris in a similar tone.  "And >I bet  that was the Nanami Andrew's missing."  He frowned.  "She called >him Umino. She called _me_ Yuuichirou."

        "They think I'm Mamoru?" Lurker said, still dazed.

        "Who's Motoki?" Flashman wondered.  He snapped his fingers as

Usagi: A blone hair acarde working that I had a crush one before
having a MAJOR CRUSH of the SUPER-KIND on Tuxedo Mask.

inspiration hit him.  "If Hikaru thinks she's Usagi, then she also
thinks she's..."

        As one, the three men said the name.  "Sailor Moon!"

        A moment of silence fell, then Flashman turned to Lurker.  "So, >how  do you look in a tux?"

Dr. Thinker: I would what the reply going to be.
Usagi: Any why. Nice story. I can't wait to see if Lurker to make
my.... (Usagi and Ami turn back into Serena and Amy) 
Amy: I can guess we reach the one of the story. 
Serena: Nice story! I can't wait to see if Lurker to make my muffin
like stupider or brighter in tudexo with cape and top hat
Amy: Plus
Sernea: (with a sweatdrops) Oh..a mask two.
Amy: I would what happen to the real Sailor Moon chacters?
Serena: In another universe. 
Amy: We have to wait.
Serena: That's a hard part.
Amy: No kidding!
Dr. Thinker: Good night.