LeVar Bouyer wrote:
On Thu, 18 Dec 1997, Paul Herring wrote:
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Or how about the MiB checking out the weird events in and around
Nerima and realizing that *those* people aren't aliens, either? Or around
Usagi's school--how the heck would you classify the reincarnated once and
future Queen of Earth? Or the Extreme Ghostbusters working with Yohko-chan
on a case?
Well, biologically Usagi's human. It's just her soul that's alien (from
the moon, after all). As for the ghostbusters...hm. I'm seeing
disturbing parallels between a soul sword and the thrower on a proton
pack.
(Unbeknownst to me, the Idea Rabbit sneaks up behind me with his
Idea Mallet):
>WHAM!!<
Why is it that the Idea Rabbit always comes along when you've got a half
dozen other ideas to polish off?
Oh, dear: MiB/Extreme Ghostbusters/Mamono Huntaa Yohko/Sailor Moon.
Anyone wanna tackle this?
Oh dear. Does it *have* to be the Extreme Ghostbusters? The original was
so much better in practically every respect.
Definatly, they even took on and won against Cthullu for goodness sake....
Egon <perfect monotone> "Basically, he makes Gozer look like little Mary
sunshine." Great non-anime series.
Otherwise...I'm already swamped with fics, but I'd love to have a piece of
the action with this one.
LeVar Bouyer -hm...maybe I can reach the plateau of ten unfinished
fanfics? What's the record, btw?
You MUST be joking... ten? That's it? Get thee to work fic author, and don't
come back till thine have at least 40 idea posts, teasers, and prolouges, all to
be placed on permant hiatus... it's the only way to get your blazer badge and
card from the league of procrasinators.
Hmmmm, wait a sec... I did a MIB idea post myself... wrote a post 'bout,
like to hear it here it go...
Martial(artists) In Bandanas!
We start with two martial artists in Bandana's chasing after a lone
long haired warrior along the docks of Tokyo. The speed at which they
travel is incredible and the pitched battle they wage simply oozes
expensive special effects. That is for the warrior and the younger of
the Martial Artists. The older bandana clad warrior seems tired and much
more interested in his Cup o' Noodle. Finally, the younger artist
returns with the warrior slumped over his back.
The older one bemoans his age and says that his time as an agent is
coming to a close. Then he's eyes drift toward his Noodles, "They really
are bueatiful, we never just look at them anymore." The younger one
clobbers him with an umbrella.
Then Ranma comes in as the youthfull, slick homeboy martial artist who
has a near fatal run-in with another fighter of incredible power. One
able to leap buildings and toss balls of energy like it wasn't no big
thing. Now he knows somethings going on, and that's not good for the
public. So who they gonna call?
Reenter Ryouga, the younger agent from before, a member of the
Martial(artists) In Bandanas. With one smooth motion, he places his
Bandana over his eyes and begins spinning his hypno-umbrella. "No,
nothing strange happened. Just some guys who got gas from inhaling
weather ballon fumes while in a swamp."
Still, Ryouga is impressed that Ranma could even survive a run-in with
such powerfull forces with no proper training. So begins the process of
inducting a new member. A member who finds out that not only is the
truth out there, it makes one hell of a bowl of Ramen. The Chinese
Illegal Aliens (CIA) are among us, and they need to be kept under
control and under wraps.
Of course, to deal with Super Powered Martial Artists, you have to
become a SPMA (Sooooooo close)! A trip into the Jusenkyo Enhancer and
their ready to go. They become faster, stronger, able to fire bolts of
Chi energy, only one SLIGHT inconvience. That darn "The Fly" effect. A
random sychronization with any one lifeform too near the machine when the MIB's
are first powered up. Curses anyone?
What do you think sirs?
(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
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Oo
(~, )
V