[The Lurkerdrome. Lurker and Hikaru are eating a nice, peaceable
breakfast, with only the occassional grumble about the problems with
the mailserver. Suddenly, the recently-installed "Lurkerflame" alarm
goes off.]

Lurker: <groans> What the hell is it *now*? It better not be that
idiot from that AOL chat room...

Hikaru: <reads the prompter, pales> It's...it's a *lot* worse...

Lurker: Eh? <walks over, sees the message> O_o Kusottare...i...ittai
nani yo!?

Hikaru: Dr. Thinker seems to have done a counter-MST.

Lurker: <smirks> This guy's incorrigible...

Hikaru: Should we *bother* replying?

Lurker: <flat look> Are you kidding? It's personal now. <hits the Red
Alert button...the theater lights plunge into crimson darkness, and
tactical MST displays pop up in front of Lurker and Hikaru> Let's
rock.

[WARNING: BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER HEAD]

Lurker: You didn't have to warn us, Thinker. We already knew.

Show 2 of Dr. Thinker Lab: Starting Dr. Thinker.

Hikaru: And since when was there ever a show 1? 

Lurker: Beats me...

Dr. Thinker: What happen his time?
Raye: Oh, you get a two reply from Luker.
Dr. Thinker: Not Him Again!!!!! It's it flame

Lurker: You expect anything else, from anyone? 

The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

Raye: She should bee lost for ever......

Hikaru: <growls> Dr. THINKER should be lost forever...

Lurker: Calm down, Hikaru-chan. No reason to lose our cool, not over
this...this is more amusing than insulting...

Hikaru: Point.

Hikaru: <reading the mail queue> What in the--? Lurker-kun, get

over

here!

Serena: Who, the Venus's with the glasses doing they're?

Lurker: <blink> Venus with glasses...?

Hikaru: <smirks> Baka. That's Fuu-chan. I'm the redhead...

Dr. Thinker: That's Hikaru. She is from another series...
Raye: Don't tell us...it's Magic Rayknight, please. We hate that

series.

Dr. Thinker: It's is Magic Rayknight.

Lurker, Hikaru: <shouting> MAGIC KNIGHT RAYEARTH.

Dr. Thinker: I sent by Sailor Moon Meet St. Nick. He flames.

Lurker: As did several *other* people, from what I've heard...

Then, I
decide on making Sailor Moon Meets the Men In Black. You see why he

did

this.

Hikaru: Yeah, we all know why he did this. It's because your writing
is horrendous!

Lurker: <evil grin> Yosh'! No flames, eh? Alllllllrighty
then....MST-time!

Dr. Thinker: Two can play the same game.

Lurker: Yes, but only one of us has any clue as to what he's doing.

Lurker: Okay, so in the author's notes, he's given away part of

the

plot...

Hikaru: Hate it when they do that...

Lurker: ...renamed Galaxia...

Hikaru: Even Davies wouldn't do that...would he?

Lurker: <shrug> Only if he had a damned good reason...hmm, what
else...ah yes. And as always, hideous grammar.

Hikaru: Yep.

Lurker: By the way, Davies...sorry 'bout that. I got your response to
that. ^_^;;;

her name was Topaz. She is looking for something to stop all

the

fighting in the world. It's called the Sliver Empire Crystral.

It

is owned by a person name Sailor Moon and her Sailor Scouts.

Lurker: Again, verb tenses...and if you're using the DIC dub,

it's

Empyrean Silver Crystal...and you misspelled Crystal...

Hikaru: Should be a person *named* Sailor Moon...

Raye: Do you don't the warning on?
Dr. Thinker: Yeah!

Hikaru, Lurker: NO! LEARN BETTER ENGLISH!

Lurker: The Kama Sutra!

Hikaru: Huh?
 
Lurker: Well, they said to look up S&M....

Hikaru: Lurker no HENTAI! <*bash*>

Dr. Thinker: Good, Oh, we need for him to do now is been killed in

Okatu

Leap. 

Lurker: <chuckle> Oh, that was good. Wanna try another one?

Hikaru: He probably will. <snicker> This is even more fun than
flaming that guy on AOL...

Lurker: <evil grin>

------------------------------------------------------------
>From Mysterious Aliens

Lurker: Mysterious Aliens. We specialize in abduction,

vivisection,

and Elvis impersonation.

Serena: That's was sick!

Lurker: No, that was funny. Dr. Thinker trying to write another
fanfic is sick.

Black called them the Women In White fighting against slum
from universe. Some of the villains come from the Nega-Verse.

Lurker: "slum from universe"?

Hikaru: How do you fight part of a town?

Dr. Thinker: Slum is the way the MIBs use to bad illegilas aliens.

Lurker: Errr, no. That's *scum*. Slum is the run-down part of a city
where the poor people live.

Lurker: Uhhh....crash a starship into it?

(The reviewers are laughing)

Hikaru: You should be...at yourselves.

Expect about 2 of them.

Lurker: Expect 2 enemies from the Negaverse? Expect them to do

what,

form a rock group?

Dr. Thinker: (still laughing) No, Luker-brainer. I was talking

about

Ann and Al. They left Earth, right before you meet Reenie. 

Lurker: Well, Dr. Thinker...I hate to tell you this, but the *only*
enemies from the so-called "Negaverse" were the first bunch. The rest
that followed had nothing to do with them...

Enemies: (mostly from Hot Sheets [2]) Two many to list. We own

Serena: What are hot sheets. Top Sercet Papers?
Dr. Thinker: Any one can get these?
Serena: (Sean Graffereny-like) What, Talboit Newspapers?
Dr. Thinker: (Takes out a scirpit from Men In Black movie) Yap.

Hikaru, Lurker: <blink>

Hikaru: ...they're MSTing...

Lurker: ...parts of Thinker's fic!?

Hikaru: <notices the name misspelling> Whoooooooooooo.....I have a
feeling we'll be seeing something from Sean and Hotaru before long...

Lurker: <cackle>

Lurker: Two is many to list? Must be incredibly long names...

get a hour or two. Some of the slum were from the future. Or

have

Lurker: Ah, the seedy part of a starbase...

Dr. Thinker: Why does he confuse me?

Lurker: You confuse yourself. I just help.

left. I think Z [3] should keep a better on the Tokyo Agents)

Hikaru: Maybe he should keep a worse on them instead.

Dr. Thinker: (still laughing) I can dish and take it. But can you,
Luker?

Lurker: Try me, Thinker. Try me. <eyes flash purple>

about to arrest it in the name of the Men In Black. When all of
us, here a voice.

Hikaru: No, there a voice.

Lurker: Here a voice, there a voice, everywhere a voice voice....

Dr. Thinker: Old McDonald, has a farm. One is farm. He has a stupid
person named Lurker.
Serena: With "YA! FLAMES" here, and "YA!FLAMES", everwhere a "YA!
FLAMES.
Raye: E-I-E-O!
Serena: That's was silly.
Raye: No kidding? 

Lurker: You're all silly...

Hikaru: ...not to mention....

Lurker: <clamps a hand over Hikaru's mouth> Shhh....we don't need to
make this flame *too* offensive...we're gonna be in enough hot water
as it is, ne?

Hikaru: H...hai, probably...

Lurker: <evil grin> It's worth it, though...

The monster then melt and Sailor Moon flashes a grinning smile

on

her face.

Lurker: How do you flash a grinning smile?

Hikaru: Very carefully?

Serena: MOON ENTERAL DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
(A bright light and Moon is standing in her outfit fuku from Sailor

Moon

Sailor Stars)
Serena: Just try you best!!! (She flashing the same grin.)
Raye: Show-off!

Lurker: <smirk> Hikaru-chan?

Hikaru: Hai! <summons her full armor...and Rayearth appears...>

Lurker: <grin>

We head wear to Tokyo keep it's records of pictures. We find a
person name Serena Usagi Tsukino. It's like Sailor Moon's own
hair-do.

Lurker: Her name is like Sailor Moon's hairdo?

Dr. Thinker: I forget some worlds.

Lurker: Thinker, you're not even *from* this world...

J muttered something about beening cleaver. We watch her.

Lurker, Hikaru: !?

Dr. Thinker: Inside joke.

Lurker: Why, because you're inside?

Hikaru: <snicker>

Lita, was Jutiper, when they were walking out of mall. Mars was

Lurker: Lita was Jupiter?

Hikaru: No, she was Jutiper.

Lurker: Ah, I see. And they were walking out of the mall like

that?

Dr. Thinker: The Scout were in the human version. The man in Black

uses

aliens in Tokyo to help them.

Lurker: It still makes about as much sense as...well...

Hikaru: ...as Dr. Thinker?

Lurker: Precisely.

Lurker: Since *when* does Rei have brown hair?

Dr. Thinker: I want to write black..but hand spell out brown.

Lurker: That's what the backspace key is for. Sheesh.

We give a lot of crystral, but we find out the Serena was

Sailor

Hikaru: They give a lot of what?

Dr. Thinker: The hands are quicky the eyes, again. I want to use
information.  

Lurker: You *need* to use information. The reference section in the
library! Learn English!

We waited as Topaz appear for the Crystral. She was getting
nervously. Topaz hears the famous villain. As the Scouts

Lurker: I thought Topaz *was* the famous villain...how can she

hear

the famous villain?

Serena: The Alien Hands appears to attack Dr. Thinker again.
Dr. Thinker: Thanks? 

Lurker: Maybe we should just have Hikaru-chan come over there and cut
those hands *off*? We'd all be a lot happier for it...

Hikaru: <evil grin>

fighting, we corned, Topaz.

Lurker: Corned her?

Hikaru: That makes no sense.

Lurker: I ear ya.

Hikaru: <groan>

Dr. Thinker: (gigles)
Raye: (laughs)
Serena: Can we hurry up here. My under-wear is getting wet. 
Dr. Thinker: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Hentai!!!
(Dr. Thinker takes out a soap and stuff it into Serena's mouth)
Raye: (still laugh out for controlly.

Hikaru: <blinks> The *hell*!?

Lurker: I think their brains aren't in gear...

Hikaru: Were they *ever*?

Lurker: ....no.

Raye: (Looks at Dr. Thinker's rating paper) Try..better next time,
Lurker-chan.

Lurker: Don't call me Lurker-chan.

Dr. Thinker: Good night!

Lurker: Good riddance. 

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