(Flashman is typing away on his keyboard. Suddenly, he stops and
starts to beat his head against the keys.)
Flashman:ARRR(BAM!)RRRGGHHH!!! (BAM!) I'm(BAM!) stuck!(BAM!) I
can't(BAM!) believe(BAM!) that I(BAM!) have(BAM!) writters(BAM!)
block!(BAM!)
Sakura:(Offscreen) Trident! Get the Prozac!
(Flashman stops.)
Flashman: No need. I'm better now... sort of...
(Sakura and Trident walk on.)
Trident: What is the problem?
Flashman: I know how I want to finish chapter 31 of TRIO but after
that and before I want to start the next major point, I need a filler
chapter or two AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!!!!
Sakura: So, why not do what Lurker did for chapter 5 of Nibun No
Senshi Sailor Moon?
Flashman: What are you saying?
Sakura: Have a week long contest for others to write the filler
chapter and the best one gets put in.... and if any of the others are
really outstanding, put those in too somewhere.
(Flashman jumps up, removes his mask just enough to reveil his mouth
and he plants a big old wet on on Sakuras lips.)
Flashman: Saku-chan, you are a GENIUS!
Sakura:(Glowing with blue ki) You... kissed... me...
Flashman:(Realizing he's dogmeat) Uh... wait a second! I got a
little carried away! I didn't mean it!
Sakura:(Ki fades) You mean... (tears in her eyes) you don't love me?
(Blue ki comes back, larger than before) SHINKU....
Flashman:(Small voice) Mommy.
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Well, like I said, if you want to write the next episode of TRIO
following chapter 31, I'll be accepting entries until next Thursday,
so get writting and good luck.
The Flashman
May The Spirit Preserve You!