(All is darkness as the scene opens.  Suddenly, a blue, silver and 
gold light sillouets a figure in a Sentai costume.)

Figure: At last, my computer is updated.  My modem is now ready to 
take on the Internet and I can once again bring joy to mill... (A 
@bap stick appears over his head and bonks him) thou... (@BAP!) hund..
. (@BAP!) well, those ten guys.

(The lights come up full and show the figure to be Flashman, dressed 
in a gold jumpsuit with silver sleaves and a blue over coat type 
thing with the arms cut off.  He is wearing a gold helmet with a blue 
line running from the ends of the black visor covering his eyes to 
where they meet at the back of his head.  The portion covering his 
mouth is silver and as he speaks, he does the over acentuated motions 
of a true Sentai character as the theme to "Super New Star: Flashman" 
plays in the background.)

Flashman:(Arms flailing wildly) That's right... I'm BACK!  Get ready 
for MORE TRIO, MORE Dragon Moon 1/2, MORE of The Flash Point, 
Animania, and more insanity from this lover of Anime and Live Action 
Sentai. (Aside) Not PR thought, NEVER PR. (To audiece) Plus, I'll be 
posting a fic by a non-FFML friend of my, the lovely and talented 
"She looks much older then 12" Robin Setsuna Scott, entitled, 
"Pervert Hunter Komo"! (Be sure to comment on that one especialy.)

The Flashman
(Now to get my new look into RE somehow)

May The Spirit Preserve You!