Ryouucilo
What?! Ranma's Pregnant?! 
Ranma:Akane the test is positive. I'm going to have a baby.
Akane:What?! How?! What?! When?! Where?!
Ranma:Slow down it isn't the end of the world.
Akane:Okay, okay I'm calm. Who's the father?
Ryouga:That would be me.
Akane:Ryouga?!
Ryouga:What other guy would sleep with that moron?
Ranma:Moron?! Well you aren't exactly one of the great
minds of the world!
Akane:Could you please explain how this all happened?
Ryouga:Well I was on a late night excursion from my house-
Ranma:I.e. lost.
Ryouga:Shut up! Well as I was saying I came by the Tendo dojo.
Ranma was in his girl form. I was lonely he was lonely so we-
Akane:Stop explaining!
Ryouga:Well didn't you want to hear about how we-
Akane:I said stop explaining!
Ryouga:Sorry.
Akane:Wait a minute how can Ranma get pregnant? He doesn't stay
in his cursed form long enough to go through the menstal cycle.
Ranma:I don't know. Ask the writers.
Akane:So what are we going to do about this?
Ranma:I'm going to have a baby and marry Ryouga.
Akane:What about me? What about our engagement? Our fathers couldn't
agree to this!
Ryouga:Quite the contrary. They loved it.
Akane:What?! Why?!
Ranma:The two most powerful martial artist in town having a kid together.
Why would they not like it?
Akane:But I thought they wanted me to run the dojo too.
Ryouga:Nah they just want two really good martial artists who are going to
have
a kid who will be even stronger than them.
Akane:What am I going to do? The dojo was my life!
Ryouga:I've got an idea why don't we all get married to eachother!
Ranma:That's a great idea. It'll be threesome! Your a genius Ryouga!
Ryouga:What do you say Akane?
Akane:I'm flattered, but the only thing I can say to that offer is....
Akane pulls out two mallets.
Akane:Ryouga no baka! Ranma no baka!
Much violence ensues.

Wow this has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever written. C&C is
appreciated.