here we go.  this time i decided to use Edweina's own address to send
this.  thanx David for the c&c.  i guess i'll have to bind and gag
Edweina this weekend and force her to watch Ranma for hours on end! 
BWAHHAAHAHAHAHA!! <koff, wheeze> er, uh.  heh.  anyway, on with the show.

					Chapter 1
	"Hi-Yah!" Ranma bellowed as he sent forth a powerful punch.  The
dull whack of his fist hitting its target gave him a feeling of
satisfaction.  Beads of sweat dripped off his chin as the sparring match
continued.   
	"Let's call it a day Pop," uttered a wilted Ranma.
	Genma scurried for his sign and wrote, Let's Eat.
	The two weary men strode toward the kitchen when a bell echoed
through the Tendo Dojo.
	Ranma was perplexed, "I'll get the door, Pop.  As the door opened
and Ryouga waltzed through Ranma couldn't keep from rolling his eyes.  
	"What no curly tail this evening?"
	"May I speak to Akane?  Where is she?" inquired Ryouga.
	"I last saw her in the kitchen, Shampoo and Mousse have come for
tea.  I am in need of a shower.  Excuse me."   Ryouga, left alone in the
entrway decided to explore the dojo a little more extensively.
	The ground level revealed nothing remrkable and after the must of
the traning room wafted to Ryouga's nose he dicided to drift upstairs.  
	The first room was empty, but in the second stood his prize. 
Wide eyed and slack jawed Ryouga gawked at the naked Akane showering
unaware of her unexpected spectator. 
 
					Chapter 2
	A hand groping for the shampoo bottle was unsuccessful in its
mission.  The red drips from Ryouga's nose continued no matter how much
he tried to brush it away.  Akane turned her attention to the search when
she caught a glance of Ryouga's wide eyes.  A hair raising shriek pierced
Ryouga's ears as the lights went out.  Grabbing a towel, Akane crouched
beside him.  Her wet hand slapped his cheek as she whailed, "Ryouga,
Ryouga, wake up!"  
	"Huh?  What?  Where am I?  Akane?"
	"Yes, Ryouga?"
	"I came to tell you something."
	"What Ryouga?" asked Akane almost on top of him.
	"You have really big hips, I lean lips, I mean..."
	"Shut up Ryouga," Akane whispered in his ear as their wet lips
met in an impassioned kiss.  Their tongues sliding in eachothers throats,
tickling the tonsils.  Akane gently unbuttoned Ryouga's shirt and cupped
his muscular pecs.  Ryouga stared with wide eyes as the towel encasing
Akane dropped on the ground next to them.  The sensation of Akane's teeth
ravishing his nipples made Ryouga whimper.  And whimeper he did when he
heard the sound of a zipper opening.  
	"Oh Ryouga, I would never have guessed, but then those pants must
be tight."  
	"You have no idea," Ryouga uttered as he reached around her back
and swiveled so that he straddled the bare Akane. 
	"Ryouga!" Akane elated with genuine surprise.  Suddenly all the
passion Ryouga had been holding back burst and the dam of emotions broke
loose.  The tangle of arms and legs flew in all directions. 
	"Ryouga!"  
	"Akane!"
	"Yes!" they screamed simultaneously as the nearby toilet flushed.
 Neither noticed Ryouga's roaming foot.
	Meanwhile, downstairs a rush of cold water surged over Ranma.  A
feminine scream echoed through the dojo.

well?  any comments anyone?

elsetime,
nem0
for Edweina