Thomas R Jefferys wrote:

Below is a helpful guide of the top twenty things you should NEVER ask >the FanFiction Mailing List...either because it will ignite a spam-war >which will get you in Tybalt's doghouse, or point so many flame-motion >cannons at you that your computer will fry from the backwash of your >disintegration.  Consider it a warning for newbies.
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(drum roll, please?)

20) What does "Ranma no baka" mean?

19) Can anyone recommend some good lemons?

18) Why does Akane act like such a bitch?

17) Did White Wolf trip over the power cord again?

(Something tells me he'll never live that down... ;)

16) Who is Ranma's best babe?

15) I missed this fic. Can I have a copy?

14) Shampoo should die. Rebuttal?

13) Does onna-Ranma have red hair or black hair?

12) If someone falls in the Nyanniichuan, does (s)he look like onna-Ranma?

11) Didn't Nodoka find out about Ranma already?

10) Which heavy-metal group is Kasumi's favorite?

9)  Would Nanniichuan cure Ranma?

8)  What is the Japanese for/What does this mean?

7)  What is the loaded relativistic mass of the planet Earth under a
Reinmann tensor?

6)  Is Sylia a boomer?

5)  Is Priss lesbian?

4)  Is Mackie lesbian? (Sorry! That's for Leifker! :)

3)  Is BubbleGum Crash cannon?

2)  Anyone want to use this idea?

And the number 1 thing never to ask the FFML:

1)  Is the list down?

*ba-dum-tshh*

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This gave me a good laugh.  Thanks!  Oh, here's a few more for you....


21) Why do you (sick bastards) write lemons?

22) Whatever happened to Catkiller?

23) Why Akane?

24) Are you looking for a way to make $10,000 fast?

25) Why are we all here?

26) What ever happened to Roy Rim?

27) What evil lurks in the heart of Kasumi?

28) Disney better than anime?

29) Breast sizes in Ranma OVA's:  Good thing or bad?