Thomas R Jefferys wrote:

Below is a helpful guide of the top twenty things you should NEVER ask the
FanFiction Mailing List...either because it will ignite a spam-war which
will get you in Tybalt's doghouse, or point so many flame-motion cannons at
you that your computer will fry from the backwash of your disintegration.
Consider it a warning for newbies.
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(drum roll, please?)

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And the number 1 thing never to ask the FFML:

1)  Is the list down?

*ba-dum-tshh*

	A few addendums to your wonderful list before I get dressed.

21) Niaho My Concubine is cannon, right?

22) Okay, then how about Akane's Sisters?

23) Did Rumiko actually plot out how the curses worked or did she just
use the force?

24) Someone give me a good example of Yaoi/Slash 

25) Where is <insert author's name here>

26) Have you ever WONDERED about <insert author's name here>

27) What's with all the <insert anime title here> fics?

28) Anyone mind if I post something using a modified Apple 2E on a
brazilain code utilized only by Tibetan monks, high in the Andies where
they still believe Nirvana can be found without Bill Gates help? In an
attachment?

29) I've never watched the Anime or read the manga, but I've read a lot
of fics on <insert anime here> Wanna read it?

30) So, who thinks <insert list moderator here> is doing a swell job?