Subject: [chuckle] Top Twenty list of things not to ask the FFML!
From: Thomas R Jefferys
Date: 9/18/1997, 2:40 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Below is a helpful guide of the top twenty things you should NEVER ask the
FanFiction Mailing List...either because it will ignite a spam-war which
will get you in Tybalt's doghouse, or point so many flame-motion cannons at
you that your computer will fry from the backwash of your disintegration.
Consider it a warning for newbies.
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(drum roll, please?)

20) What does "Ranma no baka" mean?

19) Can anyone recommend some good lemons?

18) Why does Akane act like such a bitch?

17) Did White Wolf trip over the power cord again?

(Something tells me he'll never live that down... ;)

16) Who is Ranma's best babe?

15) I missed this fic. Can I have a copy?

14) Shampoo should die. Rebuttal?

13) Does onna-Ranma have red hair or black hair?

12) If someone falls in the Nyanniichuan, does (s)he look like onna-Ranma?

11) Didn't Nodoka find out about Ranma already?

10) Which heavy-metal group is Kasumi's favorite?

9)  Would Nanniichuan cure Ranma?

8)  What is the Japanese for/What does this mean?

7)  What is the loaded relativistic mass of the planet Earth under a
Reinmann tensor?

6)  Is Sylia a boomer?

5)  Is Priss lesbian?

4)  Is Mackie lesbian? (Sorry! That's for Leifker! :)

3)  Is BubbleGum Crash cannon?

2)  Anyone want to use this idea?

And the number 1 thing never to ask the FFML:

1)  Is the list down?

*ba-dum-tshh*

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