Below is a helpful guide of the top twenty things you should NEVER ask the
FanFiction Mailing List...either because it will ignite a spam-war which
will get you in Tybalt's doghouse, or point so many flame-motion cannons at
you that your computer will fry from the backwash of your disintegration.
Consider it a warning for newbies.
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(drum roll, please?)
20) What does "Ranma no baka" mean?
19) Can anyone recommend some good lemons?
18) Why does Akane act like such a bitch?
17) Did White Wolf trip over the power cord again?
(Something tells me he'll never live that down... ;)
16) Who is Ranma's best babe?
15) I missed this fic. Can I have a copy?
14) Shampoo should die. Rebuttal?
13) Does onna-Ranma have red hair or black hair?
12) If someone falls in the Nyanniichuan, does (s)he look like onna-Ranma?
11) Didn't Nodoka find out about Ranma already?
10) Which heavy-metal group is Kasumi's favorite?
9) Would Nanniichuan cure Ranma?
8) What is the Japanese for/What does this mean?
7) What is the loaded relativistic mass of the planet Earth under a
Reinmann tensor?
6) Is Sylia a boomer?
5) Is Priss lesbian?
4) Is Mackie lesbian? (Sorry! That's for Leifker! :)
3) Is BubbleGum Crash cannon?
2) Anyone want to use this idea?
And the number 1 thing never to ask the FFML:
1) Is the list down?
*ba-dum-tshh*
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