Well, everyone talks about how they start a
fic, put it on the backburner, start another
fic that only goes about one chapter, and
then starts another, and so the cycle goes on.

A few months ago (God knows exactly when) I
had this crazy idea. Why not take all the
ideas I had, and a bunch of parts I wrote for
fics that never got off the ground, and put
them all together in a stupid time/dimensional
plot? Well, I ended up doing just that.

You know what? Now I've only got one fic to
work on. Isn't that great? (At least until I
get another idea...then it goes into this fic
too!)

And on to the teaser. (Note: Fic is still
being written. I may post a bit more later.
I am still accepting ideas for weird plot
stuff. Tell me how to make my words wrap 
exactly how people like it.)

[Teaser]

	"I think we've got it this time."
	"You sure?"
	"Definitely."
	"Alright. Let's do it."
	The screen flashed momentarily, hex code scrolling down the screen.
	"As you know, we do need a human brain to activate this. The
programming of the coordinates would be too complicated to type in,
considering the number of dimensions out there."
	"We have one."
	"How'd you convince him to do it? Or is it a girl?"
	"It's a guy. Besides, I didn't convince him. I got this girl to help
me."
	"Girlfriend?"
	"God, if she was, I'd pity him. It was some girl with brown hair. She
charged me way too much, now that I look at it."
	"He can't be too smart, or vengeful. Those types have too much floating
around in their heads."
	"He's okay."
	"Good."

	"Is he ready?"
	"Yes, sir."
	"Have you told him what to think of?"
	"Yes, sir."
	"Prepare to open the gate."

	"Damn you, Saotome. What have to done to the beautious Akane and the
ravishing pig-tailed girl? You have denied their wishes to return to me,
and I will defeat you as soon as I am finished with my work here. As to
why Nabiki Tendo sent me here, I would like to know..."

	"Something is wrong." The scientist looked at the screen. "The opening
waves are erratic. They're nothing like we planned. It's almost as if
we're being blocked out."
	"Shut down!"
	"Too late! All we can do is watch."
	The gate manifested itself inside the metal doorway, glowing brightly.
	The scientist's eyes widened. Text flashed on the screen. "Sir! Look at
this!"
	The text read:

			Computer language confirmed.
			Opening cell lock #50003172.

	The computer beeped.

			Opening cell lock #50003173.

	There was another beep.
	"Sir...what is this?"
	"If we only hadn't used Windows 95..."

Coming to a certain FFML near you...
A fic that was way too long in the making...
A fic that is still in the making...
A fic that has just been named...
A fic that has mysteriously disappeared from 
my hard drive and has to be almost completely 
rewritten...

"Aw crap. If I only hadn't used Windows 95..."

TIME AND TIME AGAIN CHAPTER 1:
_NAME FOR MY FIRST CHAPTER HERE!_

Ranma: It's great! I get <splash>
Akane: Don't wanna spoil it!
Kunou: Oh, I will have you both!
Ryouga: Where's Furinkan High School?
Author: Where's my fic?
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