Ranma: Man, what a horrible fanfic. Pop dies in this...this is so
horrible...(covers his face with his hands. His shoulders start shaking.)
Ryoga: I feel for you. Dude, I wouldn't know how to respond to that...then
again, in the fanfic, we don't really learn how you feel much either.
Ranma: Mmph.
Ryoga: Oh, Ranma. It's okay. Let it all out.
(Ranma stubbornly shakes his head. His shaking grows worse.)
Ryoga: Man, Ranma, I didn't know you felt that much for your dad.
Ranma: He...he....bu..bu....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Ryoga: Ranma?!
Ranma: That was classic! Oh, that was so funny! (Mimicking Genma) 'Why
didn't I just change?' DUUUHHH!!! He would be stupid enough to do that! You
know what would've been even funnier? His body being so mangled that he had
to write 'why didn't I change' on one of his stupid signs! That'll be a
great death scene.
Ryoga: Ranma!!! This is your father you're talking about! Show some respect!
Ranma: I *am* showing respect. Geez, lighten up Ryoga. It's just a fanfic.
Besides, not much was written in the fanfic to show exactly how I felt
about it.
Ryoga: Yeah. Like it or not, Ranma, Genma's death will impact everyone.
Maybe the writer will continue this?
Ranma: Maybe. Hard to believe though that the sack of lard that's my pop
has so much influence in folks lives. Gross.
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|^ ^|\ "I'll never want to be satisfied.
\v/\| Just when I thought I knew everything,
|\ it was a lie.
\| For so long now, I've been wasting time...wasting time...
-- PFR
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