I worte this on the fly. Enjoy :)


Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong


Ranma 1/2: Ranma plays Steet Fighter II




(Ranma is at a local arcade with Ryoga. They are standing at the front entrance)

Ranma:Man, I don't understand why  we hafta come to the arcades with Akane and
her friends. I wish Happousei would give up his ways.

Ryoga:I know.

Ranma:Man, where the hell is she. She said she was gonna be here around now.

Ryoga:Maybe they're already inside.

Ranma:Let's go check.

(They enter. The gameroom is crowded and very noisy. Ranma and Ryoga have
problems maneuvering their way through the crowd people)

Ryoga:Man, there sure are a lot of games in here.

Ranma:(Looks at street fighter)Hey, Ryoga, c'mere.

Ryoga:What?(Walks over to Ranma)What do you want? We should be looking for
Akane.

Ranma:Look at that character, he's throwing ki-blasts just like us.

Ryoga:(Reads name)Ken? What kinda person with a name like Ken can throw
ki-blasts like that?

Ranma:Well, look at that guy. That guy's named Ryu and he's throwing ki-blasts.

Ryoga:Man, look at all those buttons. I can't believe there's six of them
nowadays.

Ranma:I know whatcha mean.(Continues to look at screen)Guile? Man, what kinda
name is that? I think that was a vocabulary word I got in my foreign language
class, English.

Ryoga:Hey, look at that. He's huge. Z-Zangeif? Sounds Russian to me.

Ranma:Ya wanna give it a try?

Ryoga:I guess.

(Ranma and Ryoga put in their coins)

Ranma:Hm...'Choose a character'?. I guess I pick this guy with the white dogi.

Ryoga:Hey, I want him.

Ranma:(Laughs)Too late. I got him. 

Rygoa:Hey, how come I can't choose him? I want him also.

Ranma:Why not pick that guy with the blond hair? He looks like he's the same as
this Ryu guy.

Ryoga:Guile? That guy don't look like he even know martial arts.

Ranma:No. Not him, that...'Ken' person.

Ryoga:I don't want him. He looks like an American. I want to pick a Japanese.

Ranma:Hey, how 'bout that sumo wrestler over there by that cute looking chinese
girl? 'E. Honda'?(Laughs)Maybe I should pick him. Afterall, you did fight a sumo
wrestler once...well, more like a sumo pig.

Ryoga:(Sarcastic)Ha ha, very funny.

Ranma:Hey, it looks like the time ran out. I guess you have 'Ken'.

Ryoga:Damn, I want Ryu.

Ranma:Quit complain' the round's 'bout to start.

Ryoga:Well, whatever. Prepare to die Ranma. My 'Ken' will beat your 'Ryu'

Ranma:In your dreams. I'm gonna throw one of 'em Mouko Takabisha at ya. 

Ryoga:Take that! And that!

Ranma:Hey, how come I can't throw it. How come he doesn't throw his ki-blast?

(Ranma starts button smashing and shaking the joystick as his 'Ryu' is near the
brink of death)

Ranma:Ha ha, there's that ki-blast. What did he say? 

Ryoga:I think he said 'Hakodan' like what I say.

Ranma:So where's the 'Shi Shi' that supposed to come before sayin' that? 

Ryoga:I don't know.

Ranma:Ha, I threw that ki-blast again. Take that!!!

Ryoga:(Character blocks)Cool, I can block those blasts. All I hafta do is pull
back on the joystick.

Ranma:What?! How can he block a ki-blast?

Ryoga:(Smashs buttons)How'd you do that? How you throw that 'Hokodan'?

Ranma:I don't know.

Ryoga:What the hell is that? 'Shoryuken'?

Ranma:Hey, that looks a bit like my 'Hiyru Shoten Ha', except without the
hspiraling wind and that he leaps into the air. Cool. I wonder if 'Ryu' has
something like that.(Smashes buttons)Damn, how'd you do that?

Ryoga:I don't know. Ha! Take that! Eat ki-blasts! 

Ranma:Ha. I'm blocking them. That's so cool. 'Ryu' is blocking those ki-blasts.

Ryoga:What the hell's that? 'Tatsumakisenpuu Kyaku'? How did he do that? How'd
my character do that? 

Ranma:Cool, I can block that also. Man, this games cool. Ha. Gotcha good right
there.

Ryoga:Oh man, cool, they're puking blood and vomit.

Ranma:Man, this game's pretty realistic. 

Ryoga:Yeah, it has ki-blasts.

Ranma:Take that!!! Damn, I missed. Hey listen, they're saying 'Hadoken' not
'Hakodan'.

Ryoga:It sounded like that. Oh well.

Ranma:Damn, that sucks, you just died.

Ryoga:Hrmph, that was a lucky shot.

Ranma:(Laughs)Even your character can't beat mine.

Ryoga:Shut up, Ranma! There's still another round.

Ranma:There's another one?! Hey, that's cheap, you just hit my character while I
was away fromt he machine. 

Ryoga:That's your fault. Ha. Look at that. I just took off half your entire
energy bar.

Ranma:You'll pay for that. Take that.

Ryoga:Whoa!!! That's so cool.

Ranma:Yeah. Their ki-blasts just cancelled each other out, just like in real
life. Man, this game's so real is scary.

Ryoga:Hey, how'd you throw me like that?

Ranma:I don't know. I just walked right up to your character and hit this
button. Ha, he did it again!!!(Laughs)

Ryoga:That's cheap. You should let me throw your character. I wasn't expecting
that.

Ranma:That's your fault. Besides, you were the one who attack my character while
I was away from the machine.

Ryoga:Argh!!! I'm losing. 

Ranma:Ha. I don't think you're gonna survive another one of my ki-blasts, even
if you do block it. You're gonna lose.

Ryoga:No I'm not. I'm still gonna win.

Ranma:And how do you expect to do that. I have half my energy bar remaining.

Ryoga:By doin' this.

(Ryoga grabs Ranma and shoulder throws him into a nearby machine. He then
quickly has his character pummel Ranma's 'Ryu' to death before Ranma managed to
get back in time. Ha! I win!!!

Ranma:That's low. I can't believe you did that. How low can you get?

Ryoga:Ha. I still won anyway. That's all that counts.

Ranma:Well, whatever, you're not gonna get me with that again.

(The third round starts)

Ranma:Take that. Eat my jumpkick!!!

Ryoga:Ha. I blocked it. Eat my heel kick.

Ranma:Ha. You totally whiffed on that kick. All I had to do was make him duck.

Ryoga:Take that! And that! And that!

Ranma:You're horrible, P-chan. I'm blocking everything.

Ryoga:(Fuming)Don't call me P-chan.

Ranma:Sure. Whatever you say, P-chan.

Ryoga:You shut up while I pummel your 'Ryu' character.

Ranma:And how do you expect to pummel him when he's blocking everything.

Ryoga:Like this!(Reachs over and shoves Ranma's joystick)Ha! Gotcha with that
one.

Ranma:Oh yeah! Take that(Shoves Ryoga away)Take that! And that!!!

Ryoga:Why you!!!(Continues smashing buttons)

Ranma:Man, you suck, P-chan.

Ryoga:Shut up! And stop calling me P-chan.

Ranma:Ha. I win. You lost. I'm the winner. You're the loser.

Ryoga:That's because you cheated.

Ranma:Only because you cheated first.

Ryoga:I challenge you to a rematch.

Ranma:I dont' want to beat up someone like you in this game. I want a challenge.

Ryoga:Why you!!! Take that(Kicks at Ranma)

Ranma:Hey, lighten up, P-chan, I was just joking.

Ryoga:Who're you calling P-chan!!! Hadokan!!!

Ranma:Shoryuken!!!

(Nothing happens)

Ryoga:Hey, how come nothing happened?

Ranma:Beats me.

Ryoga:That sucks. 

Ranma:Damn, I wish it work. I wouldn't mind learning new techniques this way. It
sure beats training with that old crone.

Ryoga:I know what you mean.

Ranma:Fine, let's have a rematch.

Ryoga:I'm deinitely gonna win this game. I lost because I picked an American.
I'm gonna pick that sumo wrestler.(Picks E. Honda)

(Round starts. Ranma and Ryoga start button smashing)

Ranma:Oh cool. That sumo guy knows how to do my 'Kashuu Tenshin Amaguriken'. 

Ryoga:C'mon!! I don't want to do that!! I want him to do a 'Bakusai Tenketsu',
and he ain't doing it. What a gyp!

(The two continue to play on into the night. Akane shows up not much later, but
soon leaves after spending several hours there. Ranma and Rygoa remain there)


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-OneShot
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