Subject: Re: [FFML] What is the best way to kill of a scout?
From: Jon Farber
Date: 7/9/1997, 8:01 PM
To: Douglas Helm
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

Jupiter - Tries an attack but overloads and explodes everywhere

Okay, hang on here.  As a big fan of Sailor Jupiter, (Hey, in RE, I
married her.  Okay, so I did become a vampire and drained her of all her
blood, but that is beside the point.) I have to object to your depiction
of her death.  Mako-chan would go out in a blaze of glory, saving the
Princess by taking the fatal blow herself.  She would also get the
requisite 15 minute speech on the meaning of life, but not be able to
finish it.  Also, although her body may be gushing blood all over the
place, not a single drop would mar her beautiful face.

Now, if you want class, try this:

Some all powerful youma is attacking.  SCM trys her pitiful attack, but
the youma shrugs it off, and grabs her by the forearms.  He proceeds tear
her arms off, leaving her to die of shock or blood loss, depending on how
long you want to have her suffer.

You can figure out the rest.

JD