"GODDESS 007"
Written by Emily Siazon.
Characters are owned by Rumiko Takahashi, and Naoko Takeuchi.
< > are thoughts
[ ] other end of the phone
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     Ataru Moroboshi looked around his room in disgust. Lum and her
parents were downstairs talking so he couldn't go out of the house to go
girl hunting because of all the bodyguards surrounding the house.
 
     He was starving but he didn't want to go downstairs to see her
parents and listen to his mother go on and on about how worthless he was.
Maybe he could order something from the Beef Bowl.
 
     He grabbed the phone and quickly dialed the number, listening to
his grumbling stomach as he waited impatiently for someone on the other
end to pick up.
 
     [Hello! You've reached the Goddess Technical Helpline!]

      "Oh, sorry. Ive got the wrong num..."

      [We will be there in just a moment to grant your access request.]

     "Wha? Hey, Wait I..." he tried to protest but the person had
already hung up.
 
     He was about to try calling the Beef Bowl a second time when the
room became filled with a bright white light. He was shocked to find a
figure clad in an ornate white dress coming out of his dresser mirror.
 
     The figure ran a hand through short golden hair and smiled in his
direction. "Good evening! What is your desire?"
 
     "Oh no! A crossdresser is trying to seduce me!" Ataru cried out as
he ran for the door. He knew he was an irresistable hunk of meat but he
just wasn't into that sort of thing.
 
     The smile on the figures face quickly turned into a scowl as a
sword appeared out of nowhere and smacked Ataru on the head.
 
     "Who's a crossdresser?" the figure demanded angrily.
 
     Ataru, from his new vantagepoint under her skirt quickly realized
that the figure was indeed female.
 
     "Sorry about that. Maybe it would help if you wore more revealing
clothes and better underwear. I hate to tell you, but those cotton
panties don't really accentuate..." His sentence was cut off as the
figure above him quickly moved to the other side of the room.
 
     "Pervert!" she spat out as she angrily glared at him. "Let's just
get this over with so I can go home."
 
     "Ok. But first gimme your name, address, phone number, and list of
interest."
 
     She smacked him again with her space sword. "You think I'll tell a
pervert my address! I am the goddess of Uranus, Haruka Tenuo and I was 
sent here to grant you one wish."

     Ataru drooled as the possibilities raced on his head, the chance to
be finally free of Lum. Or better yet, a harem containing the most
beautiful women in the world!

     He looked up at her and his mind was instantly filled with new
hentai thoughts. Now that he knew that she was a woman, and a goddess no
less, he had to admit that she was attractive. She kinda reminded him of
Ryunosuke.

     "Okay, I wish that I could stay with you forever."

     Haruka only had time to give him a horrified glance before the room
was once again bathed in white light.

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AUTHORS NOTES:
        Well, what do you think? Should I continue this? Send in all
comments and criticism to <emily9@bellatlantic.net>