Hi there!

Here's something I wrote when I was feeling just a little sick and twisted.
Tell me what you think.

THE THREE LITTLE SAIYAJINS

Once upon a time there was a planet called Earth. And on that planet there
lived Three Little Saiyajins named Gohan, Vegeta and Gokuu.  One day, the
Three Little Saiyajins decided to go and build houses.  The First Little
Saiyajin, Gohan, made his house out of straw, the Second Little Saiyajin,
Vegeta, made his house out of sticks, and the Third Little Saiyajin, Gokuu,
made his house out of bricks.

But one day, when Gohan was sitting in his house reading a book, along came
the Big Bad Buu.

"Little Saiyajin, Little Saiyajin, let me come in!" said the Big Bad Buu.

"No, no, not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!" said Gohan.

"Then I'll power up, and I'll do an energy blast, and I'll blow your house
down!" said the Big Bad Buu.  And he did just that.  And Gohan and the Big
Bad Buu had a huge battle and Gohan got killed.

Later, the Second Little Saiyajin, Vegeta, was sitting in his House of
Sticks thinking about beating up Kakarotto, when the Big Bad Buu arrived. 

"Little Saiyajin, Little Saiyajin, let me come in!" said the Big Bad Buu.

"Come on, you stupid pink piece of $#!^, I can take you!" said Vegeta.  And
Vegeta and the Big Bad Buu had a huge fight and Vegeta got killed.

Then the Big Bad Buu arrived at the house of the Third Little Saiyajin, Gokuu.

"Little Saiyajin, Little Saiyajin, let me come in!" said the Big Bad Buu.

"Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!" said Gokuu.

"Then I'll power up, and I'll do an energy blast, and I'll blow your house
in!" said the Big Bad Buu.  And he powered up, and did an energy blast, and
he blew Gokuu's house in (well, what did you expect?  That Buu's energy
blast would be stopped by a few bricks?) and Gokuu and the Big Bad Buu had
an absolutely massive fight, until Gokuu summoned a big Genki-Dama and
killed the Big Bad Buu.  Then Gokuu used the Dragon Balls to bring the other
Little Saiyajins back to life and they all lived happily ever after until
Dragon Ball GT.    
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Andrew Dynon, champion of all things Iczer and Mekton Z

CAESAR: Brutus, why does this man follow such a profession?
BRUTUS: For money, Caesar. He tells me he wants to die rich.
CAESAR: And so he shall. Give him this sack of gold and then strangle him.
   - The Goon Show: The Histories of Pliny the Elder