The day began bright and sunny and stayed that way.  The birds were
chirping, the grass was swaying, and the Jusekyo guide was yelling warnings
to someone again...

Guide: Sir, Please!  Move away from spring!  That very dangerous spring!

        A tall figure stood before the Konglongniichuan, laughing maniacly
as he ignored the Guide's warnings.  The dark stranger wore a typical
billowing bad guy cape, complete with big menacing movement restricting
shoulder pad, black leathers under a runic black chestplate, and slick
looking bad guy boots.  His right hand rested on the pommel of his really
evil looking bad guy broadsword as his left hand was raised in triumph.  The
guide shook his head at the sight, then jumped back as the "tourist" began
to rant wildly, the stranger's darkly handsome face lit with insanity.

Bad Guy:  YESH!  Finally, my dreamsh uv wode domination will come drue!  I,
Ching-Hwa, master of dings weally nasty, will finally have da powa do
destroy all dose who oppode me!  I will immerth myself in the Spring of
Dwowned Dwagon and... an... AH... *ACHOO*!  Augh!  Damn code...

        Ching-Hwa pulled out a black satin hanky and proceeded to blow his
nose, plugging each nostril one by one as he ejected their slimey contents.
As he stuffed the soiled cloth back into his pocket, he noticed his
reflection in the pool.  His vanity took hold as he kneeled down and began
to admire his chisled features.

Ching-Hwa:  Yesh, I will make a handsome dwagon, won't I?  My my my... I do
believe dat I'm almoth too handsome for my own good.  Yesh, I will become a
dwagon, and I will rule... I WILL RULE DA EARTH!!!
HaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHahaHAhaHA... ah... ah... *AH-CHOO*

        The villain sneezed into the Konglongniichuan with enough force to
knock him onto his butt.  Ching-Hwa rubbed his nose angrily, cursing his
cold.  His face turned white as he looked upon the pool in which he had
sneezed into.  It was bubbling.  Bubbling violently.  Then it began to churn
like a pool of starved pirahnas feeding on a yak.  Ching-Hwa screamed as he
saw a dragon pop out, which was followed by another... and another... and
another... and another... and another... and another... and another...

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             Ranma 1/2 Movie Four: An Uncommon Cold

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Akane: RANMA!  DON'T DRINK THE COLD WATER!!!!!

Ranma: (sip) Huh?

Akane: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ranma: Wha... AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH-*splut* (1)


Michael "Bad Guy" Pastrana
spyro@abac.com

(1) The sound of a person's body suddenly being filled with a few hundred
tons of dragon. ^_^




                        

This space is pretty much empty, much like my cranial cavity.

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