Subject: [FanFic] The Call Before the Storm
From: "(Mmmmmppphhh)" <elfin@mindspring.com>
Date: 4/27/1997, 5:24 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

	Is this over the top, I can never tell ;) (Heck, might as well steal ONE
quote from the movie seeing as how nothing else in the stupid thing is of
any value)

		The Call Before the Storm	

	According to most scientists, all the truly cataclysmic events in the
universe were immediately followed by a "Bang". Whether these were the
sounds of a Super Nova's exploding or the wail of some hyper dimensional
being as he tore some planet asunder, they were always there. The "Bangs"
were considered the universes death wail as the eternal energy bleed forth
throughout the cosmos. Even the birth of all time and space had been a
violent and bloody affair. The "Biggest of Bangs" had heralded the being of
all that was. Before the "Bang" was a cosmic, calm before the storm, a
visceral quietness that pervaded the area where the event was about to take
place.

	This, thought the chief, was where the Royal Scientist had gotten it
wrong. As far as he was concerned, there was indeed a sound directly
preceding the "Bang". A sound a thousand times more faith shattering then
any scream that even the very stars, in their most pained of death throes,
could produce. On his desk sat a hyper dimensional com receiver, tuned to
the very source. Tuned to the very frequency of the Apocalypse. With closed
eyes and a never quite healed migraine, he listened carefully. 

	Then he heard it... 

	"No bubble head, DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!"

	"Oooppps, sorry Washu." melodically intoned the voice that preceded the
"BANG" ... and the "CRASH" ...and the "Cthullu, CTHullu, CTHULLU!!!" and
the ...

	The song of death had begun to play. behind the chief, a hooded and thin
figure noiselessly approached him. 

	"WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?"

	
Sigh, isn't it beautiful??? Anyone still wanting to play in my little
tribute to Sex, Violence and Self Insertion, let me know soon ;) (BTW, this
is a refernce to Logs in Love...)

Only 5 more shopping days till my OFFICIAL return!!!!!

(Vhat do you MEAAAAN you don't agree with me? Do you know vho your dealing
vith?!?!)
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