Subject: Re: [FFML] 1997 Anime Bulwer/Lytton contest
From: Jussi Nikander
Date: 4/8/1997, 11:15 AM
To: Monica/Akira-chan
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 12.49 7.4.1997 -0400, you wrote:
Now:  it's time for the 1997 contest.  The object is to create the worst
opening for an anime fanfic in the entire world.  Just an utterly evil
opening.

Let's not forget the massive X-over type fic:

In a battle for truth, justice, and the right to glomp onto people of the
opposite sex, they came from all corners of the globe and beyond, from this
and other times. They are the elite of the ecchi. The paragons of perversity.
They are...
The lord of lechery, the leader of our last hope, Happosai.
The greatest of glompers, Ataru Moroboshi.
The paragon of peekers, Mackie Stingray.
And joining them (somewhat unwillingly) in their battles, Urd, the goddess 
of love.
Together, they are the only hope for the world. May the gods help us all...
They are... The Hentai Hero Squad. And this is their story...

And I though I might have a chance with my Saber Moon. <sigh>
Life isn't fair. ^_~

Hmm- you forgot Ryo Saeba (City hunter!)- he would make a valuable asset to
the team since he's actually competent! and the guy from GS Mikami... er-
name anyone? ^^;; 

And Carrot (whateverhislastnamewas) from Sorcerer Hunters.
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