"He's coming for me." gasped the fanfic writer helplessly.  Frantically
he looked at his watch and tapped feverously on the face.
"Come on, come on...just a little bit...wheeze...longer."
	Suddenly, a terrifying sound stopped him cold, fearfully, the hack
listened intently. It was like nothing anyone had ever heard before. The
sound could only be described as a heavy helmet attached to a
resperator, being dragged by a small lizard! <KuuKesh ...KuuKesh
...scrape...scrape...eeeeeeeeep!>
	Roy was coming for him, a few more steps, and the avenging Gecko Kami
would be at his very feet.
	Suddenly, a thunderous noise sounded, as some strange object fell from
the heavens.  <KuuKesh...KuuKesh...scrape...scrape...eeeeeeep
...CRUNCH!>
	The author checked his watch again and smiled to himslef, two minutes
exactly.  A hatch appeared from the strange meteorite and a metropolis
refuge stepped out, closely followed by a self propelled garbage can. 
"These isn't Tattoine!"
		
		Standard Hello and It's My First Time Warning
Sorry about that, the title of my fic eranged the Gecko Kami, you know
how it is.  Anyway, this is the first fic I've written, please be gentle
and, God help me, it's a Lemon fic too! Oh, hi there, my names Keener,
but you can call me...errrrr...something else!!!

		Standard Lemon Fic Warning
Warning, this fic contains scens of a Frank and Explicit nature...it
might also include Frank and Samantha scences as well...If this sort of
thing disturbs you, come no closer...If your some underage kid, looking
for naughty bits, then E-mail me personally...I'll tell you a few real
life stories that'll make you wise up and cherish that innosence you
seem so eager to lose!

		You Knew it Had To Cum, Sooner or Later
	Mousse flopped down on his futon with a whimper.  The day had not been
a good one and he was glad to see(actually, more like blindly stare the
wrong way) it go.  Shampoo had been acting strange all day and seemed as
though she had something to tell him but couldn't.  The attention had
interfered with Mousse's normally calm and cool facade.
	Then, his robes had caught on fire.  Stupid old hag had tried to beat
the fire out with her cane and had nearly crippled him.  His beloved had
come to his rescue with a bucket of water just as he was slipping into
unconsiousness.  The last thing he had remembered was Cologne
saying,"Better safe then sorry!" and hitting the duck repeatidly.
	What was Shampoo going to tell him, he wondered.  Could she...could she
finally be renouncing her claim on Saotome.  Had his love finally won
her over.  No, as much as it hurt, he knew that wasn't possible, as long
as Ranma stayed indecisive, he would never have her love.  With a
heartbroken sigh, Mousse removed his glasses, and tried to find
happiness in his dreams.
	"Wo ai ne." whispered Shampoo in his ear.  This dream had been better
then most and Mousse feared to awake.  Shampoo, slowly and deliberatly
began to cover his body in a blacket of kisses.  Her moist lips gathered
flesh to her open mouth, as she playfully bite him.  Down, she
continued, following kiss with heated gasp and then kiss again.  Then,
she started.  
	Her soft lips brushed the head of his penis, causing it to swell. She
giggled softly as she gently blew her hot breath down on his body. 
Opening her mouth, she took the tip of his cock and gently craddled it
with her tongue.  Making purring noises, she seemed to quiver slightly
along her whole body as she swallowed his penis whole.
With soft yet determined movements, she brought her mouth up and down
the entirety of his shaft.  Her long purple hair drapped itself over her
face and his lower body.  
	Looking down at his love, he smiled deeply and cradled her head in his
arms.  She began to fade.  "No," thought Mousse "not yet!"  Moaning, he
slowly awoke, drenched in sweat, still feeling her hair around his legs,
her tongue on his penis. 
	Mousse then realized, he was still being blowed!  The excitement sent
shock waves up an ddown his body, her hair still entwined with his
bottom half, her mouth still wrapped fully around his cock.  Suddenly,
the enormity of what was happening overwhelmed him.  He also realized,
he was about to cum.  
	"I'm...I'm going to...going to...!" he breathlessly tried to warn her,
warn her before he could dirty her with his juices.  But, without a
word, she simply increased her speed.  When he did cum, she hungrily
swallowed at his head, ravenously sucking up every drop.  His love had
eaten his cum, Mousse passed out in exhaustion.

	The next day started early for Mousse, he dressed and bathed hurridly,
only a little dissappointed that Shampoo had not spent the night in his
bed.  "But," he thought,"There was enough time for that kind of thing
later.  They had made the first steps, and already he felt like singing. 
	Downstairs, he nearly ran into great-grand mother."Sorry elder." he
apologized, not really caring if Cologne hit him are not.
	"What you mean elder.  Stupid Mousse." Shampoo glared at him as he
readjusted his glasses.  Then, looking downward, she blushed.  "Errrr
Mousse, I needing to ask you something."
	Stepping closer, Mousse smiled,"Don't worry, my love, I would never
tell anyone of your gift to me last night.  That was for you and me
alone."
	Shampoo stepped back. "What you talking about.  I have new dress I want
to wear for Ranma. I need man opinoin, even half man like you."
	Mousse looked at his love, perplexed.  Suddenly, the buisness end of a
cane poked him in a very sensative area of the buttocks.
	"Leave him be Shampoo, the boy still has me to tend to.  After all,
it's Amazon law, you can't recieve without giving.  Come on Mousse, I'll
show you some new...heh..techniques."
	Unbidden, and though he did everything in his power to resist it,
Mousse's mind added up the data.  Long hair, didn't have on my glasses,
only felt her face...for the love of GOD!!!!
	Cologne sighed as she watched the screaming male depart.  "Oh well, now
what am I gonna do with all this hagis and this dead parrot?"

Mousse fans, PLEASE don't flame me, he's one of my favorite characters,
the set up was just TOO good.  I couldn't resist!  Gomen Nasi!
    	
Oh, and by the way, how many drinks did I earn, I don't consume alchol
but I do free base Jolt Cola

		OtakuBell
Run for the border, step in the gecko, swim a coupl of thousand
miles...if you hit China, you've gone too far!