Subject: Re: [FFML] [Lemon][Ranma] Ranma no Hentai! ...? (First draft! C&C please)
From: Ratbat
Date: 2/5/1997, 1:15 AM
CC: Fanfiction ML

On Wed, 5 Feb 1997, Caroline Seawright wrote:

  B&D "Bondage and Domination"

Akane gets kidnapped and tied up *again*.  Ranma beats the
kidnapper to a pulp, but then the story takes an unexpected turn.
"You want me to untie you?  Beg!"

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, and then Akane will break free and beat Ranma to a
pulp herself.

I dare say so. Of course, by now, Niki's already taken enough photos to 
put Kunou in her debt *forever*...
 
  FDom  "Female Domination"
Nodoka forces Genma to fulfill his marital duties at swordpoint.

Somehow, from the way Nodoka treats Genma, I don't think she's interested
in marital duties with Genma! o_O  (YOU try to imagine doing marital
duties with _Genma_!)

Uk. Uk. Uk. Uk. Thank you, no. I'm yet to read a Genma lemon. No, wait. 
Yes I have. Well, it wasn't a lemon, just a lemonous scene in a bigger 
story. Genma and onna-Ranma, no less.

  mc  "Mind Control"
Passion Spice!  Aaaarrrrrgh!!

Over done, then, isn't it?

Passion spice again: zzzzzz.

  inc  "incest"
Ranma & Ranko.  'nuff said.  (Oh, and then there are those
persistent rumours, claiming that Akane *suspiciously* looks like
Ranma's long lost brother...)

Bleh, all that 'Ranko' stuff isn't _real_ ... that's MADE UP incest! You
have to go with Tatewaki and Kodachi for that one!

Glenda, ye dinna know *how* close I came to the lost-sibling thing in 
NARRABUNDAH 1/2. Mind you, I've got the new Tendo sisters pretending to 
flirt with each other all the time - I dunno if that counts.

  Mf  "Adult Male with young female"
Happousai with Ranma-chan.  It's either a darkfic or a comedy.

The only way I can see that is a comedy, even if it IS meant to be a
darkfic!!

Ye think that's bad. One line for Happousai involvement, kids:

NODOKA: I'm sorry, Ranma, but we have something to tell you. Genma is not 
truly your father. [pause] The good news is, your real father is *still* 
a martial arts master!

  mF  "Young male with adult Female"
Poor Nodoka has not seen her husband for ten years.  She is
even beginning to forget what sex with him was like.  One night
her passion overcomes her again and she relieves herself manually
(or with the sword handle if you're into *really* weird lemons). 
Just then a voice rings out and surprises her.  "Could you tell me
the way to the Tendou Dojo?  Or at least out of this house?"

*ROTFL*

Giggle.

  ws  Huh...?<flipflipflip>  Ah.  "watersports"
Well, just about any fic.  This is Ranma 1/2.

Angus:  Err... I don't think that's what it means.

[big innocent eyes] Then what does it mean?

   >:)

  nc  "Non-Consensual"
Nope.  Rape is just about the only thing I'd *never* touch in a
lemon.  There's nothing funny about rape no matter how your turn
it.  On the other hand there was this fic where some guy attempts
to rape the "helpless girls" at the Tendou Dojo and ends up
crippled for life.  Now, *that* I can laugh about.  The story had
too few garlic crushers, though.

Maybe I should write one and add in the garlic crushers (with the guy
failing to do what he wanted, of course, and then all those nice things
happen to him like I was mentioning way, way, way back in time on this
ML when this subject was brought up before...)

I've read a few explicit rapes (so I guess they count as lemon) so far, 
and they almost always seem to be Ryouga as the perpetrator. This is 
really starting to suggest something to me.
(Actually, i remember a Kunou one, but I can't remember if the author 
intende dit to be rape or just Kunou being Kunou.)

Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, not Kunou.

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