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Introduction, and
Chapter 1, parts 1-2

Notes: 

Well, here's half of chapter one and the introduction. The fic is rough and I'm
not that great of a writer, so if no one gives me any feedback at all I dunno
if I'll write more. I'd like to, and help and C&C is apricciated, even if it is
just "I liked it write the next part or die" or "I hate it you suck go away"
Because in that case I'll probably continue it just to spite you. It's from a
cute idea that came to me one day out of the black and blue.  Hey, maybe if I
write enough Ill get something worthwhile out. ^_^ 

-The P-Zilla File, by M. Miner
-A Pizza Slayer Production (No, not really, but it does sound neat..)

*Prolouge*

 
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           Prolouge: "The Evil Awakens"
      (No need for P-Chan)


Exerpts from the diary of Ryouga Hibiki, Age 16, follow.

***
Tuesday (Not sure of the date)

Well, I found my way home again. It's been, oh, eight months or so since I've
seen this place.  Hasn't changed much!  Well, a bit dusty maybe. I'm really
glad Shiro-kuro (My pet) found me in ...umm... Canada?  It was awful hot there.
 I came back, hoping to find someone in my family.  Not a soul is here, but I
did find this diary.  I'll be sure to take it with me, that way I can keep a
travel log, and sketch a few pictures of Akane even.  Maps too, I'll draw maps
so I don't get lost!  Oh, since I have't written in this in about four years, I
suppose Akane is a good place to start.  Akane is my one true love, beautiful
as you could imagine.  The way she takes me to her bosom, holding me in her
arms all night.. Ahh, Akane.. I will save you from him yet.

This brings me to Ranma Saotome, my sworn enemy.  The last entry in this diary
was the day when I first fought with him, back in Junior High.  Reading my
previous entry, the feirceness in my words brings waves of anger back.  Now the
fool has cursed me to be a pig forever, and stolen the love of my life.  What
disgusts me most, he mistreats Akane and insults her.  Someday, diary, he will
pay.  I do, however have some doubts as to if the cur actually *does* have
feelings at all for her.  He sure seemed to, at Ryugenzawa...  Interesting
place, that was.

***

The sun filtered through the green and prosperous canopy of the magical forest,
hitting the ground like a kaleidoscope that I watched from my hiding place.  A
young girl, Akane Tendo, started the long journey home at the side of one Ranma
Saotome.

It was the end of one of my most perilous misadventures, Akane having almost
been devoured by a vast dragon called the Orochi.  She was fine now, however,
and fighting with Ranma again.  I took this as a sign of normalicy (or what
passes as such around here).  The cold water nearby where I stood glittered at
me, offering temptation to forgoe the long journey and ride in her arms as a
small black piglet by the name of P-Chan.

While the water looked like a good idea, I knew that even Akane would find it
odd that her pig chose to show up here.  Still, that could be explained away. 
I filled my canteen with the water and doused myself in clear liquid from the
spring where we had fought the battle not even a few hours ago.  

The feeling of the change has always disoriented me, especially the change in
size.  I felt the full effect of this now, as the world spun around me and grew
much, much larger. 

"Heya P-Chan, was wonderin' when you would show up!" Ranma exclamed as I leapt
into Akane's arms like a moth to flame.  She was overjoyed to see me again,
safe and with her.  I left Ranma to pick up my clothes, backpack, and canteen. 
When we returned to the dojo, everyone was so exited to see those two back that
I snuck away, depressed.  Time for a journey, of training.  <I must be able to
not only beat the foul Ranma, I must also be able to protect Akane in the
future!  He can let her run off with other guys if he likes, but I will protect
her innocence and virtue.  Yes, a good walk will do the trick.> I thought.  I
leaped in the bath (Father, err, Mr. Tendo was there at the time) and left with
my posessions, heading for the wooded regions of a mountain training area.

-----Present----

Ryouga closes his diary, and puts it in his backpack next to his canteen. He
checks his canteen, and notes, <The water from that place tastes great, it
hasn't even run out yet.  I'll have to pick up more if I ever get the chance.> 
He pets his expectant dog gently, and whispers to it, "If I don't come back
after four months, come find me."  Ryouga leaves yet again, getting lost before
he even makes it outside.

"Damn it all! This isn't a forest!" He growls, looking at the surfers around
him...

**Four days later**

"Damn it all AGAIN! This isn't a FOREST!!" He yells, looking at the endless
feild of ice and snow sprawling in every direction as far as the eye can see.

**Eight days later**

"AAUUUGGHHHHH!!!!" (Guess what? It's the Genom Building!)

"Excuse me?"  Ryouga asks a lady with long brown hair, a very bad attitue, and
a hardsuit. "Where is the Tendo Dojo?"  Priss glares at Ryouga, whom it seems
has inadveredly waltzed into he middle of a fight.  <What an idiot! He walks in
here, all dirty and smelly, asks me where a dojo is while he drinks from his
canteen like some damn boyscout.> "OUT OF MY WAY, ASSHOLE!" She yells, shoving
him aside and heading for the next boomer.

***Cut to outside of Genom Tower***

A fair sided chunk randomly falls off some of the lower levels, as a large
black object a few hundred feet tall fills the space where it used to be.

****

The feeling he normally got when he changed of the world becoming much bigger
was different, Ryouga noted.  It was almost as if it was becoming much smaller,
How odd.

Nene looked at the LARGE but kawaii lil piggie that looked to have materialized
out of nowhere-space (TM) and smushied a large army of boomers to a pulp.
"WHAT???" Three of the Knight Sabres stared, gaping. Lina was the first to
break the shocked silence, intoning that her car was still broken and this
changed absolutely nothing.

<Hmm, now this is strange... Who left all these toys around?  Where on earth am
I now?> P-Chan conducts a survey the devistation before him stupidly. <Wonder
what happened here?  Better find some hot water, something doesn't feel right. 
Man, I spilled that neat water all over myself, there can't possibly be any
left now...>

Priss struggled, trapped under a very large black rump. "GET OFF OF ME! NOW!!" 
Too bad the human voice doen't carry that far up.  Then, in a semi-pleading
voice, "I PROMISE I WON'T EVER EAT BACON AGAIN! IM SORRY FOR THOSE PORK-CHOPS I
HAD LAST WEEK! HEY! HELP!" 

"My God, it's a giant bat!"

"Looks more like a pig to me.."

"You think so?"

"THIS ELF SUIT ITCHES!!"

"I still think it looks like a bat!"

"NO! IT'S A GIANT CHICKEN!"

****

This is where my tragic tale begins. I, Ryouga Hibiki, grew to horrendous
preportions in my cursed form. How on earth is Akane going to cuddle me
now?????!!!?!?!?!

      
**Fin, Introduction**

**Begin Chapter One** (Im posting these two together because the intro isnt
long enough on its own)

In a lab buried in the dank depths of some government installation where no
soldier ever dares venture, A pair of beady red eyes examines a file.  With a
cunning eye for detail and a keet mind, it's withered, gnarled hand turns the
page with a great amount of effort.  A dark and ugly smile lights up on the
face of the figure as a foolproof and ingeneously evil idea comes into it's
head.  A cold and monotone laugh echoes through the dimly lit room as it utters
a single word- 

"YES!"

-----
The P-Zilla File
-----
M. Miner

<blah>
All right belong to, umm, well, it isnt me, Okay? I have no money to be sued
out of, so don't waste your time. 
</blah>

      ____________________________
      \CHAPTER 1 -----------------\
       \Enter P-Zilla, the BIG pig!\
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=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
*Part 1, Chapter 1*
P-Chan, Super Star!
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=

On the set of a cheap movie, the director screamed at her lackeys.
This in itself is nothing what so ever out of the ordinary, the mecha was
broken again.  A horror movie about a large monster terrorizing the general
populace, in color, with a cheap plot rehash. Yadda yadda yadda. <How did I get
in this job?> Director Unryuu mused to herself.

At the interveiw for the position, they saw Katsu-nishin (sp? Akari's pet pig)
and gave Akari the job on the spot. She pondered, <I'm beginning to think that
they assumed he was a creation of my greatness and so they asked me to do him
in a bigger scale? Hah! It's because the world has yet to see the greatness
that comes from my family's sumo pig farm!  Why, within years, we'll take over
the industry! Unryuu Sumo Pigs will be the most demanded! Sumo Pig wrestling
will be a sport! ...That's why I'm in this job, really,> she assured herself,
<for the glory of Unryuu Pig Farms!  That mecha pig over there will be our
corporate logo.  Once he gets working, anyhow..>

"Psst!  Look over there!" One of the lackeys whispered to another.  "That's
teh' director, what's she doing?" "Observe my freind, that is a maniacal laugh
(TM).  It means she's up to something.  What a crackpot, I wonder who hired
her." "Yeah, but she sure is cute, laughing like that." Lackey1 glowers at
Lackey2, who has a dreamy expression on his face.  "Just get this damn hunk of
bolts workin, and I let you live, traitor." 

'This hunk of bolts' was literally such, and was currently inoperative.  It
worked for a grand total of five minutes.  The town that stretched in front of
it was cheap cardboard, but very tall.  Akari had insisted on everything in
scale. "Hey!" A shout made it's way to her ears. "The bolts, err, meccha-thingy
is working!" Akari stood up, <Now time to make an overglorified movie.  What
was I thinking?> "Okay! Quiet on the set!" She shouted.


(The ligts dim, and a scene appears of a city at night. little lights (oo!
christmas lights!) are in the windows. suddenly one of the buildings falls
over. Mecha-Zilla appears, about half the height of the buildings. It roars
halfheartedly and stumbles over to the next prop and topples it as well.)

<God, this sucks..I wonder if the mech-thing will brea- What the??> Akari was
interrupted from her line of thought as a large, black object trotted on in,
smushing Mecha-zilla to pulp-zilla.  An earth shaking, "BWEEEE!!!" resounded
across the filming lot.

"What the hell is that???"

"The competition?"

"It's destroying our city!"

"FILM!!! FILM IT!!!!"


<Hmm...> Wondered Ryouga. <Where am I now?> P-chan looks at a ridiculously
small map of Hoboken between his huge kawaii-lil-paws (TM)
<This doesnt look like Ryugenzawa. I must get cured! And then I'll save dear
Akane from the letcherous Ranma!>

Director Akari stood in shock (as the film crew filmed P-chan wandering throug
the make-shift town) After a few quiet moments within herself, Akari narrowed
her eyes.

Her pupils turned into.. Little pink hearts. <What a PIG!>
She wandered off after it, In a daze.

"Hey, do we have enough footage? were almost out of scenery!"

"Not really.."

(One of the lackeys points the seemingly lost P-chan towards the desert, it
heads for the city.)

"It's gonna destroy the city!!!! FOR THE MERCY OF IT ALL!!"

"KEEP FILMING!!!"

----
Part 2- P-chan and the Brain
----

"Fools!" Cried Brain as he read over his cameo. "Gnarled? Old? UGLY??"
Pinky stumbled through the text, "Gee Brain, I think the writer doesn't like
you very much.. *Narf*"

The Brain narrowed his foul eyes and mumbled under fetid breath reeking of
rotted cheese, "HEY! Don't describe me like that, my breath is not *fetid*!" He
gnashed his yellow and crooked old teeth at this poor and innocent auth-*WHAP*
Gomen gomen.. Too much Springtime in Mega Tokyo ^_-

*AHEM!*

"Anyhow," The vastly superior and intelligent mouse continued, "The government
has been collecting this information on a potentially dangerous weapon, a large
black monster identified to belong to the hog family.  Possibly a genetic
accident from a place in Hokkaido, notes this report.  No one is positively
sure, it has seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Do you understand, Pinky?"

"Not a bit, Brain."

*Sigh* "Anyhow, I if we could commandeer this weapon, any city in the world
would be at our mercy.  Do you know what that means?" Brain queried.

"No, not really.."

"It means.. We can get free rubber pants!"

Pinky looked confused, blinking a few times.. "Eh?"

Brain smiled at pinky. "I am not devoid of humor.  What it really means is we
can take over the world!"

Pinky grinned. "NARF! More like you Brain! ...But I really liked the first idea
better.."

Brain scowled. "Anyhow. These plans I'm making will allow us to track down and
study this organism, I suspect it's no machine. Then we will find a way to
control the think the press hails as Pig-Zilla. AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

***   

<Oh Akane... How I lo- Why are all these stupid helicopters flying around me?>
thought Ryouga sleepily. <And now, Oh-diary-that-I-lost, what is to become of
me now?  I'm a pig on the run, pork on the lam.. My bacon is cooked, why kid
myself?  With the way things stand now, I'm the other white dead meat. On my
way to the big pork chop. WAHH!!!!!>

"My God, it's crying..."

"Should I call out the flood patrols?"

"Open fire."

<ACK!  I'm being shot at!  ..That tickles!  Stopthat!  Hot water, I can explain
in my human form even if I am oversized.>  

P-Zilla charged for the hot springs in the nearby town, bulldozing (Pigdozing?)
over a few jeeps, tanks, and a private army or two.  Nothing seemd to be able
to stop or slow him down, as a nervous system that big isn't all too fast.  He
plowed into the hot springs, and the famous monster that had been plauging all
of Japan that week dissapeared.

A tingling feeling, none to unpleasant, overtook Hibiki Ryouga.  The world
spun, jumped, and skipped rope, and everything scaled up and he scaled down,
leaving nothing but a filthy teenager caught skinny dipping in hotsprings
without paying.<*whew..*>

As he sits in the police station, Ryouga watches with boredom the events around
him.  Shortly after his arrival, an almost normal (albeit furry) looking fellow
with a camo bandanna is dragged in by three officers, thrown in a cell and
locked up with Ryouga.

Bored and with nothing else to do, Ryouga tries out conversation. "So...
Whatcha in for, Mister, umm.." "Ah, Abercrumpie, Please call me Wombat.
Everyone else does."  The furry thing smiles widely at Ryouga. "So, what are
you in this generic anime prison (TM) for?" "Well, I destroyed a large city, so
I'm being charged with indecent exposure because I was caught in a hot spring.
I don't think they know about the city yet. You?"  Wombat smiles knowingly,
"Ahhh, a much more criminal offense.  I am charged with being a Hentai Space
Wombat, you see."  <What a weirdo,> thinks Ryouga, <I always end up with the
strange ones.  Oh! I'll bet it's one of those fan-fiction people, they're all
so bizzare.  Akane may be in danger, with my absence.  This is my time to
leave.> "Ne..?" "Hmm?" "Wombat-s..san, if I promise to get us out of here can
you show me the way to a place called the Tendo-dojo?" The furry creature
simply grinned.

***fin, part 2 Ch 1***
Next up (the rest of ch 1):
Part 3-"This little Piggie went to the dojo"
Part 4-"Shiro-kuro"
Part 5-"Valentines day scramble"

send comments to nabiki@nauticom.net if you want them to reach me. :)


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Marla A. Miner/Nabsie/Loeden/Whatever-I-Feel-Like
High preistess of SD, Church of the little people
Renouned Pizza Slayer (Yes, it happened again)

What? I'm a giant log? (@) 

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