Here's another one.
Spring of drowned sailor.  (would fit Ranma, though.  He seems to have a >girl in every port. ^_-)  Of course if we're talking about Gilligan >here...

[gasp, cough] Please, no [hack] more [spew] puns. Must [retch] stay
conscious...

-- 
Thomas Hamill
thamill@psd.k12.co.us
"If pro is the opposite of con, then is congress the opposite 
of progress?" -unknown