Oooooohhh.  But Ranma's so sexy.  With those rippling muscles, and those
beautiful pecs, and those eyes.  But not half as sexy as Ryoga.  In fact, I
can understand why Ranma would develop a crush on Ryoga.  Lord knows I
would.  It's the fangs.

How can anyone find sharp pointy teeth sexy?  Wouldn't they just rip your 
lips open if you tried to kiss the owner?

Oh that's just great.  Yet another thing for Ryoga to get depressed about:

**cue imaginary sequence**

Ryoga squirmed with nervousness.  Finally, after years of literally running
away, he could no longer deny his love for Akari.  He had swallowed his
pride, buried the last remaining hope that Akane would ever notice him, and
on a moonlit night, proposed to Akari.  With tears shining from her eyes,
she accepted.

And now, standing in her beautiful gown, Akari looked even more lovely.  As
Ryoga gazed into her eyes, Ryoga realized that deep down in his heart, he
had made the right choice.

"I now proclaim you husband and wife."  the minister proclaimed.

A gentle smile played on Ryoga's lips as he leaned to kiss his blushing
bride.  "Aishiteru."  He whispered.

Akari's response was a bloodcurdling scream as Ryoga's fangs punctured
through her soft lips.  She stumbled back, clasping her mouth as the
whiteness of the wedding dress darkened to crimson.

As the bridemaids rushed to her side, no one noticed the blue aura from the
groom who could only stand there, speechless...

***end imaginary sequence due to the fact the author is now reduced to tears***

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/===\     LaShawn M. Taylor (shonnie@zeus.anet-chi.com)
|^ ^|\    "I'll get you for this, Saotome!" shouted Ryoga as he headed 
 \v/\|    towards Australia.  (from the fanfic "The Four Birds of Fire")
    |\    
    \|    We'll start another language using all the words that rhyme with
	  Shangri-La...(Believable Picnic)
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