Subject: REALLY DUMB fanfic ideas!! :-)
From: "Ryan Mathews" <mathews1@ix.netcom.com>
Date: 12/25/1996, 4:45 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Sometimes, right when I wake up, my mind gets goofy.  It's at this 
time that I come up with ideas so silly, they wouldn't even occur to 
me if I was fully-conscious.  Like this one:

Kermit: It's the MUPPET SHOW, with special guest, Shampoo!  YAAAAAYY!

[Opening theme:]
Muppets:  It's time to play the music,
          It's time to fight the fights!
          It's time to meet the Muppets
          on the Muppet Show tonight!

Shampoo:  It time to date with Ranma!
          It time to do it right!

Muppets:  It's time to get things started!

Shampoo:  Why no you get things started?

Muppets:  It's time to get things started
          On the most sensational, informational,
          Celebrational, Ranma-naytional
          This, is, what, we, call, the, MUP-PET SHOOOOW!!

[Gonzo hits a Chinese gong and vibrates off the platform.]

Shampoo:  Nihao!

That's it, except for two scenes...

Miss Piggy:  Okay, I'll help you get Ramna if you help me get Kermie. 
 Deal?
Shampoo:  Deal!

The other scene dealt with the Swedish Chef making some kind of 
Shampoo specialty, like mind control dumplings.  I was too awake by 
then to work out the details.

Another time I awoke laughing out loud to a lemon scene featuring 
Mihoshi:

Lover:  (pant, pant) Mihoshi!
Mihoshi:  (pant) Yes?
Lover:  Oh!  Oh, Mihoshi!
Mihoshi:  Ah! Ah!  What is it?
Lover:  MIHOSHIIIIII!!!
Mihoshi:  WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

Either I'm a creative genius or I need medical attention.  :-)

------RM