My friend Tom just sent this to me.  It's too funny to leave alone on my HD.  
Possible spoilers too if you haven't seen episode 3.

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Hey kids,

After watching "The Summoning" I thought therapy was in order for Lyta
Alexander. (Actually, I probably thought this up because i had too much time
on my hands). Enjoy (hopefully)

Tom (B5Sentinel@aol.com)




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Next on Jenny Jones: Abusive Vorlons and the women who love them. . .



Jenny: Hi, today on our show we have Lyta, and she says that she is caught in
an abusive relationship with a Vorlon. Is that what's happening Lyta?

Lyta: That is correct.

Jenny: So, Lyta, how long have you been involved with this Vorlon? Didn't you
know that they have a reputation for being manipulative?

Lyta: Well, he wasn't my first Vorlon. . .

Audience: OOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenny: Wait! wait! let her finish.

Lyta: No, no you don't understand. My first Vorlon was Kosh, he was loving,
he cared about us, he cared about me. After he died, I didn't know what to
do, I was really distraught, and then his replacement came and I had to go
with him.

Jenny: What do you mean, you had to?

Lyta: Because, I had to, I can't really explain it.

Jenny: And how has this new Vorlon been treating you?

Lyta: Well, when we first met, he started choking me. . .

Audience: WHOAAAAHHH!!!!!

Lyta (continuing): . . .then, he told me to throw away all my belongings, I
was lucky he allowed me to have a mattress to sleep on. He's trying to
control every aspect of my life!, and when we get "intimate", he is very
rough. Kosh was very gentle, it was a wonderful feeling, now I just feel
used.

(Video monitor shows Kosh in the green room shaking his head)

Jenny: And what is this Vorlon's name?

Lyta: Oh, he's named Kosh too.

Audience: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Jenny: Do you all want to meet this new Kosh?

Audience: YEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Jenny: Kosh? will you come on out?

(Kosh enters the stage and moves next to Lyta as the audience boos.)

Jenny: Hi Kosh. Is it true that you are in a relationship with Lyta?

Kosh: Yes.

Jenny: How do you feel about her?

Kosh: She serves her purpose.

Audience: OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!! BOOOOO!!!!!!!

(Jenny moves to one of her guests. . .)

Audience member: Yo Lyta, you need to get away from that Vorlon!!!!

Jenny: Kosh, how do you feel about what everyone thinks about you?

Kosh: Irrelevant.

Jenny: Why do you treat her that way? Do you treat all humans this way?

Kosh: You do not understand.

Jenny: What do we not understand?

(Kosh clams up.)

Audience member #2: Hey Kosh, you need to RESPECT that woman, after all she's
done for you!!!

Kosh: Respect is irrelevant.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kosh: You are ALL irrelevant.

(Kosh leaves the stage.)

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