The list seems to be a little slow today. Either that or I've been
unsubscribed till now. Anyway, here's four of my latest Top Ten lists
which I've decided to repost since I received very little feedback from
posting them yesterday.
If I'm mistaken and the list has been busy today, could somebody be
kind enough to send me today's posts from 2:00 p.m. to now? :)
Thanks in advance,
Megane 6.7
Top Ten Rejected Lines for Ukyou Kounji....
Drum Roll Please....
10. If I have to cook one more Okonomiyaki, I'm going to
scream!
9. Tsubasa! You look so cute in that dress!
8. You're a really good friend Shampoo!
7. I wish I could be as feminine as Akane....
6. Maybe I shouldn't bound my breasts anymore....I'll just go topless!
5. Cup Ramen has got to be the best food in the world!
4. Ah, who cares about my resturant? I'm going to a disco!
3. Of course I forgive you Genma! What's ten years between friends?
2. Ranchan, I have a confession....Tsubasa and I are more alike that you
think....
And the number one rejected line for Ukyou Kuonji is....
1. Ranchan looks even cuter as a girl.
Ta Da!!!
We only just begun....
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Subject:
Top Ten Rejected Lines for Mousse....
Date:
Thu, 07 Nov 1996 05:47:17 -0500
From:
fcasper <fcasper@yesic.com>
To:
fanfic@fanfic.com
Top Ten Rejected Lines for Mousse....
Drum Roll Please....
10. Goodbye glasses, Hello contacts!
9. Weapons aren't the only thing I keep under this robe....
8. Steamed duck! My favorite!
7. Here I am Cologne! The father of your children!
6. Ranma, could you please tell Shampoo not to beat me up anymore?
5. I can slice! I can dice! I can even make french fries! Only 19.95!
4. The hell with Shampoo! I'm touring with David Copperfield!
3. I'm going for the world record for most hidden weapons on a body!
2. Mousse defeat you Ranma! Mousse love Shampoo!
and the number one rejected line for Mousse is....
1. I don't need to see you Shampoo, my hands tell me all I need to know.
Ta Da!!!
We're halfway there....
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Subject:
Top Ten Rejected Lines for Ryouga Hibiki....
Date:
Thu, 07 Nov 1996 05:47:23 -0500
From:
fcasper <fcasper@yesic.com>
To:
fanfic@fanfic.com
Top Ten Rejected Lines for Ryouga Hibiki....
Drum Roll Please....
10. Second house to the right, you can't miss it ma'am.
9. How many headbands am I wearing anyway!? I can't get rid of them!!!
8. Can someone please open this jar of pickles for me?
7. Pass the pork chops please.
6. Say Akane, you're looking a little chubby! Have you gained weight?
5. Ranma! Prepare to die....your hair. It'll really look becoming!
4. I hate sleeping with Akane! She snores like a rusty chainsaw!
3. Yuck! Akane, get some cooking lessons for god's sake!
2. Ranma-Chan, can I stare at your naked until my nose stops bleeding?
And the number one rejected line for Ryouga Hibiki is....
1. It's not an umbrella! It's a parasol!
Ta Da!!!
Three Down....One to go!
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Subject:
Top Ten Rejected Lines for Nabiki Tendo....
Date:
Thu, 07 Nov 1996 05:47:28 -0500
From:
fcasper <fcasper@yesic.com>
To:
fanfic@fanfic.com
Top Ten Rejected Lines for Nabiki Tendou....
Drum Roll Please....
(The Drum finally breaks from repeated use. Megane 6.7 sighs and brings
out a electronic keyboard. After programming it, he pushes a button and
it plays an electronic drum roll sample as he continues.)
10. I let my fists do the bargaining for me.
9. Money is the root of all evil!
8. I keep the best photos of Ranma-Chan for myself....
7. I don't want your yen Kuno-baby, I only want your love!
6. Ryouga is P-Chan? Ah, I'll let that slide.
5. Let me cook dinner tonight, Kasumi....
4. I'm rich in spirit and that's all I'll ever need.
3. Are my shorts too tight? Maybe I should wear something more modest..
2. Daddy, could you engage me to someone too?
And the number one rejected line for Nabiki Tendo is....
1. Think nothing of it.
Ta Da!!!
That's it for tonight. I'd like to thank Jorge A. Pratt for helping me
out a bit on these lists. I'll try to come up with more tomorrow but
I'm staring to run out of characters! :)
As always, feedback is welcome! ;)