On Thu, 24 Oct 1996, Sandborn wrote:
: Notes from the Bunker
: Meanwhile, Sebastian, depressed over discovering Ranko has been
: coloring her hair black just for him, wrote his own... er... lemony
: sort of thingy... er... story... In any case, our poor little
: Teutonic twit used his parents computer to produce this masterpiece of
: smut. Unfortunately, he forgot and left the disk in the computer. We
: understand he will be 'un-grounded' sometime in 2026. Ranko insists
: she'll wait for him, but you know how these things go.
:PPPPPPPPPPPPP
I could forgive the alliterative atrocity, but I'll have you know,
that all my masterpieces (smutty and not) are entirely self
produced on my own computer. I only use theirs to spell check,
because they have a handy installation of Word to do that. (some
times I even let it do the grammar checks - it's hilarious!)
Anyway, if they read the story, they would most likely laugh -
after I explain the jokes to them, of course. They *might* still
try to ground me, though, if only for the hidden english/german pun
in it - which I guess *does* deserve punishment.
: Greg's getting a little 'warm' down here in the bunker. Perhaps
: if Passionate Fox is done with that 'Nabiki' doll... Now, where did I
: put all those quarters? (Damn thing's hungrier than a car wash.)
Greg Sandborn is on the loose (or should that be loose - period?)
and should be considered... Aw, you know the drill by now. :)
Sebastian