right now i should be doing 15 pages on a document plan, obviously i'm not
^_^ (well you try doing 15 pages of nothing but 'use this font', 'use this
style of heading', etc. sheesh)
a little naff thing from the guys of the ed wood school of fanfic.
inspired by the kasumi metallica thing sometime last week/this
week/whenever.
Anther one of them 'what Kasumi gets up to on her days off' fics
- Ed Wood & co.
(addendum, this thing went totally off track somewhere so i guess its more
of a Ranma 1/2 * Aa! Megami-Sama misfired fic now... anyways...... laters)
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Kasumi sighed a little and sank down, sipping her tea. This morning had
been a somewhat 'eventful' morning and she was revelling in the quiet of
her home. All the children had managed to get to school causing only a
little chaos before they left. She had even managed to get rid of her
father and Mr Saotome, albeit at the mention of helping with the house
cleaning. They had thought it a fantastic time to go down to the local
shogi club.
With everyone gone, it was time to get down to her REAL day job. She
went upstairs to her room and changed into her working clothes, consisting
of black leather pants, jacket and black mesh t-shirt top. A warm familiar
tingle ran over her body accompanied by a shimmering ripple effect. Her
hair lightened off to a sandy white blonde color whilst the features of her
face shifted slightly. Two purple-pinkish stripes angled downward on her
forehead pointing toward her nose.
Kasumi|Mara smiled. It was that time of the month again. Time to visit
her Bell-chan. Maybe she would get to meet that nice Keiichi-san again
too. Mara relished these times in her demoness body, this was her time to
let out all her repressed anger and malicious scheming. In the beginning
it was hard to keep her other half repressed whilst in Kasumi mode, but
after a while it became second nature. It was her second nature. Now was
a time for letting go. Now was the time to scheme.
She couldn't afterall, let Belldandy take out the award for best house
keeper. Loosing the 'Most calming influence' award was the last straw.
Something must be done, and done now, and what better way, than to use ones
own personnel experience. Kasumi|Mara lifted the ring from one of the tight
pockets in her leather pants.
"Morisato Sayoko has such a nice sound to it...." she said.
"Who is Morisato Sayoko?"
Kasumi|Mara spun around to be confronted by Akane standing in the doorway,
her stance indicating a slight case of nerves.
"Aaaah Akane-chan......." Kasumi|Mara was at a loss at what to say.
"Is it really you oneechan? It _feels_ like you....."
Kasumi|Mara let out a cackle, "Welcome to the fold sister. Nabiki already
knows about our little 'family'. We were just not sure which genes
dominated in you, but at last they showed. Akane-chan, you are
half-demoness. Both Nabiki and I are full demonesses. You also have
another sister...." She paused to let it all sink in.
"Another sister?" Akane was still standing in the doorway, a very sombre
expression on her face. Kasumi|Mara fiddled with the ring in her hands.
"Yes her name is Urd, and she is also half-demoness and she has a two
further sisters. Belldandy and Skuld are full goddesses. Bell-chan and
Skuld are the best targets for any sort of mischief making, but we _HATE_
Urd most of all, her goddess genes dominate over her demoness genes. She
might be your sister but she is our enemy first and foremost."
"I always knew you must be hiding something, you were always so-so-so
unflappable, it just felt wrong. Maybe that would explain why so many bad
things happen to our family."
"Some, but Ranma-kun is indeed a powerful bad luck magnet."
"Can I meet her, them?"
Kasumi|Mara mulled it over a little. "Sure, but its time to dump that
weak body and take your true demoness body and uniform. Every demon,
demoness, god and goddess have their own markings, uniform and 'job', most
important, you as a demoness will reflect on a goddess or god with your
duty being to counteract them and cause as much trouble for them as
possible. Now, come over here." She took Akanes hands in her own.
"Close your eyes and concentrate. Use your martial arts training to block
out all your feelings, everything."
Akane felt a slight shiver as her sister started a chant
"O'Master of kaos, Tanar'ri of lies" the rest was drowned out by the
rushing sound in her ears.
"You can open your eyes now Akane-chan."
Akane looked in the full length mirror behind Kasumi|Mara's door.
She had on flat heeled, tight black leather boots that went all the way up
to two thirds of her thighs, a black leather backless leotard with no
midriff, only 4 straps running in a woven cross thatch pattern from her
groin to the bottom of her bust, then 6 straps fanning from the top of her
breasts to a circlet on her neck. On her wrists were several bangles, and
several rings on over the top of her fingerless gloves, very reminiscent of
golf gloves. Her hair was the most severe of the changes, a thin plait of
pepperish-grey hair hung down both sides of her face, and stopped on her
jaw line, the rest of her hair had changed into 13 long plaits, reaching
down to her thighs. The ends of her plaits tapered off with beads woven
in and tied off with red ribbon. She slowly traced the three bright red
dots on her forehead, then the two lines similar to Kasumi|Mara's that
flanked the dots, sloping down toward her nose.
Kasumi|Mara smirked. "You look marvelous Akane-chan! Every inch the
demoness."
A cape of black on the outside and deep burgundy on the inside unfurled
from Akanes shoulders.
"The cape is a gift from Nabiki and I, and follows in accordance to the
demoness handbook mk ][. Which also states long hair as a pre-requisite.
Just wait till Peorth gets a load of you in your leather!! Boy will she be
jealous."
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"Our first order of business is to pay a visit to Sayoko, she is kind of
an allie in my cause which is making trouble for Belldandy and her sisters
whilst there here on Midgard." Kasumi|Mara continued talking to Akane,
spelling out the plan as they walked toward Sayokos house. "Belldandy has
a contract with a mortal named Keiichi, for her to stay with him forever,
but the contract is fickle. Sayoko wants to get rid of Belldandy, so if we
cant get those two engaged by anymeans, Heaven cannot interfere in a
contract of marriage and will have to recall Belldandy. All parties end up
happy. I'm happy, Sayoko is happy and Keichii gets a beautiful woman just
like he wished for, just maybe not forever tho." She held her fist up in
Akanes face and played a gold ring across her knuckles like a slinky down
stairs. "This is a Weak Will Ring, who ever wears it will have ther will
greatly reduced, but one of the sideeffects is that they believe things
that didnt necesarily happen....."
"And thats it? I dont see how much good that will do?"
"Tonight, one of Keiichi's motor club mates is having a little party guy
style' because, well thats what guys do. Lots of beer and a strip club or
several. Keiichi is going, obviously Belldandy wont go, I cant see her
going with him to a strip joint. When Keiichi is suitable drunk, we put
the ring on him and push Sayoko onto him, he will recognise me, so YOU will
get them talking about marriage and with Sayokos zeal for using him to get
rid of Belldandy, we might have a success on our hands. Later on, we say
he asked him to marry her, the ring will take care of everything. If
everything goes according to plan, she will play his mind back and see him
looking at Sayoko and asking her to marry. Bingo!! One less goddess on
the mortal plane, and with her gone the others will go."
"You really like to let out all this stuff dont you." Akane said it as
more of a statement than a question, not expecting a reply.
"Of course" she smiled mischeviously, "you dont expect me to be in
good-little-housemaker mode ALL the time do you? It would drive anyone
nuts if they didnt let it all out."
<<crackknuckles and stretch fingers. breath.>>
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"Your so sure this will work? After all those other plans and silly
schemes you've put me through, what makes you sooooo sure this will work?"
Sayoko was understandably skeptical.
Akane zoned out giving Sayoko the once over whilst Kasumi|Mara explained
her elaborate hairbrained ideas. She was fairly pretty, straight hair,
just over shoulder length, big eyes, filled out her dress reasonably well.
The kind of beautiful but vacuous minded woman all men would love to go out
with.
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// kasumi|mara + akane spy on the temple, meeting the rest of the 'family'
// at a discrete distance
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// shit happens
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// same old shit
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// blah. caught in the act
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// splurg. kasumi|mara taken out by disco music
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"Take this you cow!" Urd screamed and thrust a force ball toward Akane.
Pfszzzzzzzzzk.... "Aaaaaargh" Akane was thrown backwards, landing
on her backside and continued sliding along on her back. Clouds of dust
still infusing the air in the immediate vicinity of the blast.
"O' spirit of Light,
Come to my call,
Lance thy demoness from my sight!"
Urd finished the spell and thrust one hand up into the air, palm open, and
the other arm directly out pointing to Akane.
CrraaacKabeeewm!
A large thunderclap announced a bolt of lightening into Urds open hand and
straight out toward Akane.
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"Awriiight! I got the little bitch!" Urd shows a dazzling smile and threw
a victory sign at Keiichi.
Belldandy admonished urd with a "Urd! How can you say that, shes your
little sister."
"Shes a demoness and Mara's sister, not mine." Urd spat vehemently at the
feet of a blackened and scorched Akane.
Belldandy knelt and brush some singed hair from Akanes face.
"I sense very little malice/hate/evil in her."
"And she's only a demoness 5th class, even I could have taken her on my
own." Skuld announced, shaking mjollnir at the prone body.
"Keiichi, help me carry her into the house." Belldandy started to
organise her into a carryable position whilst Keiichi grabbed the shoulders
of the leather clad demoness, struggling toward the temple door.
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Kasumi|Mara's futile strugles eventually paid off, one of the headphones
falling out of her ear weakened the hold the disco music had on her. A very
trying effort pulled the other earpiece out. Time to go now and worry
about Akane later. She teleported home to her room in the Tendo household.
She really didn't like that awful disco music at all. Humming a few bars
of the Beastie Boys song "Riot Fight" she changed out of her working
clothes and back into her dress. The Tendo & Saotome family did expect
dinner to be on the table by the appointed time.
She'll have to go back and get Akane tomorow with Nabiki. She couldnt
handle 3 goddesses on her own right now. She would just tell her family
that Akane was staying the night at one of her girlfriends places. Yes,
that would be a good excuse. "Oh my!" She hurried own into the kitchen to
prepare the evening meal before they ransacked it.
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Keiichi glanced at the clock, 5 minutes to 8. Time to be going.
"I'll see you later tonight or tommorow morning Bell-chan." Keiichi said
quietly to his goddess, who happened to be watching over a sleeping
demoness.
"Dont worry Keiichi, we can handle this little runt if she happens to
wake up. You have fun and have some sake for me!" Urd said it rather
loudly, not caring if the little cow woke up or not.
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"Nabiki, we have a problem, well two actually, One I need you to do
something Akane was supposed to do for me, but she is otherwise detained
for the time being and two, we will have to resuce her tomorow from the
clutches of those evil goddesses. With some luck if you do your job well
tonight, there will be plenty of chaos at the temple tomorow. More than
enough for us to waltz in, grab Akane and waltz out."
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// akane recovers. has a nice chat with belldandy + co.
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// nabiki morphs into her demoness form + outfit
// goes to club with sayoko
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// keiichis little smashed beered of his nut mind confuses
// sayoko for bellchan. beer takes over. ring takes over
// says what he feels. ask her for marriage. giver the the ring
// ring makes her say yes for real, not just for plan.
// a beer would be nice right now too. must do assignment must do assignment.
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// keiichi comes home drunk with sayoko on arm
// bellchan plays both minds back
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// kasumi|mara + nabiki show up
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// we need another fight scene
// if akane+bell make friends can we put in a fight scene?
// peorth v akane. leather v leather ^_^ hmm mebbe not....
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// this episode left intentionally blank
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// end fic... hmm throw the tendo demonesses into the tenchi world?
// akane in her demoness uniform v aeka in her s&m uniform :)
// joke!! :)
// finish fic
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* cripes i cranked all that crap out in one go and i REALLY must start
my bloody assignment IMMEEEEEDIATLEY :( mebbe i'll finish this, mebbe
not. i *Really DOUBT* i will finish this, thats why its getting posted.
* Riot Fight is a ye olde Beasties song, um, back from 1980? or 81.
hard core punk thrash beasties at their best, not their rap crap.
* I _think_ i remember reading somewhere that Mara is half-sister to
belldandy + co. i'm just not sure. i know urd is half-demoness/goddess
so if mara ISN'T related... OOOPS! o_O;;
* As for Akanes demoness markings, I was thinking of the lines such as mara
has, but the three red dots came from an impression of a redback spider.
mmm you non-aussies prolly dont know redback spiders tho. ohwell. small,
very poisonous black spider with a spalsh of red on the top of its abdomen.
the image is a bit too evil for akane tho. ^_^
* Why wasnt ranma et al mentioned? screw them, this aint no ranma fic.
* By the goddess I hate 99.999% of ranma fics and i've bloody gone and done
one..... adding to the overdose of ranma... forgive me... for my
punishment I will try and have my Sazan Eyes #2 out soon.... mebbe...
gotta write another 4-5kb... mebbe even have the bgc-genocyber one soon.
* my assignent! i'm screwed. shit. fanficing has ruined my life...
time to toodleoo!
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Robocop in MegaTokyo land? Leons new partner? Sylias older brother?
The questions are endless, the fanfics even more so.
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