[FFML][fanfic][orig][ranma] Goodbye Ranma! (1/4)

This is merely a huge listing of a dream I had while bored in Math115a.


Goodbye Ranma!!!!
by Michael Chen (a.k.a. Zenki)
michael.h.chen@yale.edu


Part 1: Valentine's Day - Kuno's gift.
[ It's a bizarre Valentine's Day.  This Day is marked by a solar eclipse. 
Ranma and Akane just entered school, when Kuno and his sister appear with
roses.  Ranma and Akane face off their opponents, when all of the sudden
Happosai comes rushing in with his load of women;s undergarments.  And to
top it off, the Principal comes rushing out.  The tables have turned.]

Ranma
	Damn you all, why don't you just forget fighting today? [To Akane]  Don't
worry, we can get them....

[Both masses of people collide and start to battle, when all of a sudden,
the entire male population of the school joins the battle on Kuno's side 
Kuno cheers them on.]

Kuno
	The person who conquers Ranma shall have the right to perfect Valentine
gift, he shall have Akane!  Fight!

[Clashing.  At first, Ranma and Akane easily hold off their attackers.  But
exhaustion sets in.  Happosai attaches himself to Akane, and tries to pull
off her bra.  Akane is distracted, and Kodachi manages to entangle Akane
with the ribbon, and throws her forcefully at the wall.]

[Ranma panicks...]
Ranma
	No!!!!!! [With inhuman speed, he places himself between Akane and the
concrete wall, using his body as a shield.  Akane is unconscious...  Ranma
staggers up.  Everyone looks at Ranma, and wished they did not take up
Kuno's offer.  Anger and energy builds up in Ranma, and he attacks, at the
exact moment the solar eclipse formed....]  

HIRYU SHOTEN HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[A massive whirlwind forms engulfing all of this enemies and it throws all
of them far into the cityscape.  Ranma puts so much energy that a classmate
exclaims.]

Classmate
	Wow! Ranma you actually hit the moon!

[Within the heavens, a bright explosion forms, followed by thousands of
dragons flying off in many directions.  A huge sphere of light gently
floats down from the explosion.  It lands in front of Ranma, who has to
shield his eyes.  The light gradually dims, and everyone sees a stunningly
beautiful woman, who immediately embraces Ranma.]

Beautiful Woman
	Oh my savior, for 1400 centuries I was locked away in another world, and
you are the man destined to bring me back and marry me....

[Ranma's still in shock.  He got hugged by a fabulously beautiful woman,
and Akane also happened to give Ranma the old hammer treatment.]

[She still smiles...]
Beautiful Woman
	Actually, you came a bit earlier, by only 40 centuries, but ever such
short time in isolation can be painful. [She starts to sob.  She places a
necklace around Ranma's neck.  Then, she bends down and whispers something
into Ranma's ear, and she disappears.]

PART 2: Soun panicks
[Tendo Dojo!  The cries of a panicking man can be heard in the distance. 
Soun is grabbing Genma by his neck.]

Soun
	Genma!!!!! Ar you telling my you engaged Ranma to another woman 1400
centuries ago!!!!!!!!

[Everyone except Ranma looks at Soun, knowing that he had too much caffiene
that morning.  Ranma is still dazed.]

Ranma
	[quietly, but not quiet enough] Loong Chi, [sigh] such a beautiful name.

[Everyone's head snaps back from Soun to Ranma.  Akane bursts into tears,
and smashes Ranma's head into the table. She runs off.]

Akane
	Ranma! I do not want to see you again, I mean it!!!!!

[The voice of Akane wakes up Ranma.  He follows trying to apologize.]

Ranma
	I'm sorry!!!!!  I didn't say anything, honest.... oooof!

[Genma walks over, and finds Ranma face down on the floor.  Akane can be
heard crying in her room....]

{Later that night......}

[Ranma's next to Genma, tossing and turning, he struggles about, moaning
"Loong Chi, where are you?"  In fact he, talks so loud that everyone else
is outside listening.  Genma gets up and comes back with a pail of cold
water, ready to wake him up.  He bursts into the room, as a giant ball of
light flashed in through the window.  Ranma wakes up.]

Ranma
	Loong Chi it's you!  [Ranma falls back to sleep.]

[Genma freaks out, and splashs both Loong Chi and Ranma with ice cold
water.  But to no avail, both disappear.  Akane cries into Kasumi's
shoulder.]

Part 3: Cologne tells the story/tragedy of Loong Chi.
[The entire family has crowded into the Neko Haten!  Ukyou, Shampoo, and
Mousse.  Cologne is narrating a story.]

Cologne
	1400 centuries ago, among the dragon kind, an "abnormality occurred," the
Dragon Princess, Loong Chi, fell in love with a mortal by accident. 
Dragons, as you know are the masters of everything, and their prowess in
combat and magic make them the ultimate warriors.  However, unlike other
Dragons, Loong Chi pursued a route of peace.
     One day, Loong Chi was in a dark forest, disguised as a common woman,
when she was attacked by four tigers.  She could have easily taken them in
battle, but a young martial artist, who happened to be near, defeated all
four tigers and drove them off.  That martial artist immediately fell in
love with Loong Chi, and he kissed her, and proclaimed his love.
     Dragons have many abilities, and among those are the ability to tell
the truth.  She immediately saw the truth and sincerity in his soul, and
she was interested in him.  This interest eventually developed into love. 
Loong Chi recognized the danger in this relation, and she tried to hide it
from her evil father.  Some how, he found out, and imprisoned Loong Chi in
another world, until on an eclipse, a man acting in love made such a strong
attack that his strength could be seen from the heavens.

     After imprisonment, Loong Chi's lover, challenged the Dragon Emperor
to battle.  He won after one year of continuous battle.  But his victory
resulted in his death, so before his death, he used his last energy to
weave a warrior's spell: this spell would imbue the spirit of one of his
later familt descendents with his own spirit.  According to these facts and
occurances, one can conclude that Ranma is one of his indirect
descendants....

Genma
	So what were to happen if I got Ranma back?

Cologne
	You would probably be haunted for the rest of your life by the Dragon
Princess.  Don't think that this will be easy, Loong Chi is a very powerful
dragon.  You definitely do not want to get on her bad side..... When she
was young (for a dragon), she also had human friends, but each of them were
slaughtered by an evil warlord.  She was strong enough to instantaneously
destroy the warlord's palace of stone, and cursed his entire family with a
single gesture....

[Genma is completely discouraged by this fact.  Shampoo immediately jumps
up.]

Shampoo
	Shampoo wants to go rescue Ranma!

Mousse
	[Who was sweeping the floor, jumps up and speaks to Kasumi]  I shall come
with you, Shampoo.

Ukyou
	I'm going to come too!  Ran-chan might need me...

Akane
	Well, I'll go too!  Although I'm not going there because I care a lot
about that idiot Ranma..

[Everyone stares at those who haven't volunteered]

Genma
	ummmm, haha, well........[Kasumi laughs, and pushes him forwards.]

Kasumi
	[Smiling] He's enthusiastic about saving his son.......

Genma
	Ummm, Yeah!  I go to save my son.

[He goes marching off, but after leaving the store, he enters again.]

Genma
	Where exactly are we going?

[Cologne is deep in thought....]
Cologne
	I'm not sure........




T O   B E   C O N T I N U E D......


A short manageable installment of a fluff fanfic...  The next installment
in about a few days (I'm still reading it over.)