Subject: [FFML] [C&C] The Nameless Sequel - Ep. 1
From: Matthew Trotter
Date: 9/16/1996, 11:20 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

   I'd like to C&C this fanfic in three ways if I could, first in 
synopsis form, second in extended format, and finaly in satyric sarcasm 
format.

The Synopsis:
   Bwahahaha!  This was great.  Its a great start to the sequel.  Can't 
wait for more.

The Extended Synopsis:
   Bwahahaha!  This was great.  I loved Ukyo's choice for a date and The 
woe of the week list.  Your doing a great job keeping the flavor of the 
the original.  Keep it up!

The Satyric Sarcastic C&C:
   This week on Fanfic in review our guest reviewers are: Ace 
Ventura(Ace), A Non-sequiter(NS), and a strong pot of coffee(java).  With 
VOR as the Voice Of Reason.

   Enjoy. C&C is very, very, very much requested.

Ace: And here we have very very much C&C.
Java: You know I have a C&C applet that you can download with the latest 
      version of netscape.
NS: No more tuna sandwiches for me waiter, I've quite enough nasal blockadge.
Ace: Allllllrighty then.

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A SPECIAL NOTE TO OUR TEXAN READERS: No part of the state of Texas is
portrayed in this fic. Me no Alamo, guys.
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[Bubba] Say there Tim-Joe-Sue-Billy-Boy-Tom-Fred-Harry-Jon, yew think 
        that 'us directed at us?
[Tim-Joe-Sue-Billy-Boy-Tom-Fred-Harry-Jon] Yup.

(Lights come on upon a empty stage. A gong sounds, and an 
assortment of people troops in.)

Ranma and Ryoga: The threatened cloud has passed away,

Akane and Ukyo: And brightly shines the dawning day;

Tsung and Saburo: What though the night may come too soon,

Shampoo and Kodachi: There's yet a month of afternoon!

Kuno, Kasumi, and Tofu: Then let the throng

Genma, Soun, and Hasigawa: Our joy advance,

Nabiki: With laughing song

All: And merry dance.

(They glare at each other, bow to the audience, and stalk off.)

Ace: Maybe I should have read the first one.
NS:  My intestine is full of eels.
Java: You know I have an applet for eel manipulation...

Hasigawa: Good. You've been making quite a bit of progress, Miss 
Kuonji. Hopefully we won't see anything like the Incident With The 
Poodles again. How did that turn out, by the way?

Ukyo: The judge let me off with a warning, and I had to pay for the 
damaged chainsaw and garden hose.

Ace: Oh my GOD!  The humanity, oh the humanity!!
Java: There is a chainsaw applet being developed right now.
NS: I will not buy this poodle it is scratched.

Local 1: (admiringly) Thut wuz perfect, Jean-Claude. Beutiful 
inflection, just the right hint o' menace, an uh wonderful looming 
pose.

[VOR] Heh.  Break out the marshmellows boys the mans goin' up in flames...

Tape: (<> indicates Chinese) <Good afternoon, class. Here is your 
lesson for today. "I would like to buy a basket of fruit."> "Me 
want fruit basket." <"I'm afraid I don't know."> "Not know that" 
<Please fondle my...>

(Kodachi turns the tape off. She looks upset.)

Kodachi: Cretins! They gave you a pidgin Japanese course!

Shampoo: (aback) You mean....that not formal Japanese?

Kodachi: No! It's stereotyped Chinese-Person-Trying-To-Speak-
Japanese  speech! Didn't you ever wonder why none of the rest of 
us spoke like that?

[VOR] The truth finaly comes out.  This was a good one, I can't wait to 
      see what Kodachi teaches Shampoo.

Shampoo: (dazed) I thought was local dialect or something....OH NO!

Kodachi: (concerned) What is it, dear?

Shampoo: (upset) Ranma! Ko-chan, he must think Shampoo is idiot!

Ace: Rehehehealy
NS: Then rotate the tire by three times your hair pin.
Java: Click [here] to download my new hare pin plugin.
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