I'd like to C&C this fanfic in three ways if I could, first in
synopsis form, second in extended format, and finaly in satyric sarcasm
format.
The Synopsis:
Bwahahaha! This was great. Its a great start to the sequel. Can't
wait for more.
The Extended Synopsis:
Bwahahaha! This was great. I loved Ukyo's choice for a date and The
woe of the week list. Your doing a great job keeping the flavor of the
the original. Keep it up!
The Satyric Sarcastic C&C:
This week on Fanfic in review our guest reviewers are: Ace
Ventura(Ace), A Non-sequiter(NS), and a strong pot of coffee(java). With
VOR as the Voice Of Reason.
Enjoy. C&C is very, very, very much requested.
Ace: And here we have very very much C&C.
Java: You know I have a C&C applet that you can download with the latest
version of netscape.
NS: No more tuna sandwiches for me waiter, I've quite enough nasal blockadge.
Ace: Allllllrighty then.
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A SPECIAL NOTE TO OUR TEXAN READERS: No part of the state of Texas is
portrayed in this fic. Me no Alamo, guys.
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[Bubba] Say there Tim-Joe-Sue-Billy-Boy-Tom-Fred-Harry-Jon, yew think
that 'us directed at us?
[Tim-Joe-Sue-Billy-Boy-Tom-Fred-Harry-Jon] Yup.
(Lights come on upon a empty stage. A gong sounds, and an
assortment of people troops in.)
Ranma and Ryoga: The threatened cloud has passed away,
Akane and Ukyo: And brightly shines the dawning day;
Tsung and Saburo: What though the night may come too soon,
Shampoo and Kodachi: There's yet a month of afternoon!
Kuno, Kasumi, and Tofu: Then let the throng
Genma, Soun, and Hasigawa: Our joy advance,
Nabiki: With laughing song
All: And merry dance.
(They glare at each other, bow to the audience, and stalk off.)
Ace: Maybe I should have read the first one.
NS: My intestine is full of eels.
Java: You know I have an applet for eel manipulation...
Hasigawa: Good. You've been making quite a bit of progress, Miss
Kuonji. Hopefully we won't see anything like the Incident With The
Poodles again. How did that turn out, by the way?
Ukyo: The judge let me off with a warning, and I had to pay for the
damaged chainsaw and garden hose.
Ace: Oh my GOD! The humanity, oh the humanity!!
Java: There is a chainsaw applet being developed right now.
NS: I will not buy this poodle it is scratched.
Local 1: (admiringly) Thut wuz perfect, Jean-Claude. Beutiful
inflection, just the right hint o' menace, an uh wonderful looming
pose.
[VOR] Heh. Break out the marshmellows boys the mans goin' up in flames...
Tape: (<> indicates Chinese) <Good afternoon, class. Here is your
lesson for today. "I would like to buy a basket of fruit."> "Me
want fruit basket." <"I'm afraid I don't know."> "Not know that"
<Please fondle my...>
(Kodachi turns the tape off. She looks upset.)
Kodachi: Cretins! They gave you a pidgin Japanese course!
Shampoo: (aback) You mean....that not formal Japanese?
Kodachi: No! It's stereotyped Chinese-Person-Trying-To-Speak-
Japanese speech! Didn't you ever wonder why none of the rest of
us spoke like that?
[VOR] The truth finaly comes out. This was a good one, I can't wait to
see what Kodachi teaches Shampoo.
Shampoo: (dazed) I thought was local dialect or something....OH NO!
Kodachi: (concerned) What is it, dear?
Shampoo: (upset) Ranma! Ko-chan, he must think Shampoo is idiot!
Ace: Rehehehealy
NS: Then rotate the tire by three times your hair pin.
Java: Click [here] to download my new hare pin plugin.
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