Subject: that shortest fanfic thing
From: gaffney@iconn.net
Date: 9/11/1996, 9:28 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Interestingly enough, the subject has already come up.  In fact, I
have already written the shortest fanfic out there of note.  Here it
is:

i

Now, I know the rules state that there must be a coherent plot.  Of
course, it doesn't take a genius to see the subtle and intricate
subtext I put there.  Don't just read it once and throw it away.
Glance at it again:

i

Now, I have been told that there are some people who still don't get 
the beauty and meaning in my fic.  I can only assume that these people
lack beauty in their own lives.  I pity them, really.

For those who want to see more of these, all 168 of my entries are
available at ftp.yhbt.com in the fanfic directory.  Due to size, they
are zipped, however.

--Sean Gaffney
--feeling weird tonight...