Subject: [SPAM] Cure for JesX
From: The Venkarel
Date: 9/5/1996, 9:14 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com, JesX@aol.com


        Well, since Ill be out of touch for a week or two, I thought
I would take pity on JesX (even though hes letting the proofreaders
take the fall if a lynching mob comes) and give him the cure I 
got from the Jusenkyo Guide.

        <ears perk up thousands of miles away in Nerima, a small
ward of Tokyo, Japan.>

        I hope being a rat hasnt been to inconvenient...and that you
found some hot water somewhere.  What?  Youre asking how I
could communicate with the Jusenkyo Guide?  Oh, he might speak
broken Japanese, but his English is excellent...of course, the Babel
fish I had proved useful.

        <suddenly look over shoulder and see cloud that signifies a Ranma
chase.  Notice suddenly that everyone is staring at the bottle with the
cure.  Uses the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Ultimate
Technique.  Fear and desperation lend speed>

        Pant....

        <ahh...its raining...look back & see mob dissipating>

        Oh, back to the cure.  No, its not the Nannichuan water...the
Guide told me that Jusenkyo curses only work once...dipping yourself
in the Nannichuan wouldnt work.  He gave the special Jusenkyo-reversal
water...<THUD...look around and see everyone facefault>

        Hope it helps you :)

Sayonara,
Venkarel
(who is moving tomorrow and so will be out of touch
for a couple of weeks.  But her mailbox 
<ldang@lausd.k12.ca.us> is always open so you can
mail her your beta fics...and no, she has not received
any e-mail from you)