At 06:22 17/08/96 -0700, you wrote:

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A-ko: "Mars Tank Toss!"

   "wzzzzzzz BOOM!"

B-ko: "Mercury Missile Blast!"

   "Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

C-ko: "Venus sob power!"

   "Wahhhhhh!"

Sailor Moon: "Wait, I'm the one who's supposed to cry around here!"

   "Waaaahhhh!"

But Zoisite was prepared for the Terrible Tonsil Twins and quickly
stuffed NegaCotton in her ears.

How about this...


"I am The Pretty Hard suited Girl Fighter, The Knight Saber Nene! And in the
Name of freedom adn justice, I shall punish you!"

"Who gonna punish who?"

"Shut up Priss! Your always so mean! Bwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa"

"Arm Cannon Ignite!"

"Knuckle Bomb Crash!"

Um...I'll shut up about this now...

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In addition to her other problems, Miyu had unwittingly bathed in the
spring former presidents Bush and Clinton had fallen into during a sight
seeing and goodwill trip to China, in the wake of the latest massacre.

What? Clintons gonna be around for another 4 years......

A formation of panda bears is seen skipping against a white background,
as the camera pans back this is revealed to have been an ultra closeup
shot of A-ko's "panda undies".  A-ko is being chased by two Aussies in
banana suits and pajamas.  Oddly enough the Bananas seem to be catching
up.

Yaaargh!

Lita: "I've had it with all of you silly scouts, I'm going back to my
old boyfriend, Lt. Fredrick Hunter!"

The small holographic VT lands, and a small figure that looks suspicaly like
Rick gets out, and a small Lita figure runs out and hugs him...

Skuld: "He's so handsome and brave, he reminds me of my old boyfriend,
   Siegfried!"

B-ko: "Not this ``I was a teenage Valkyrie'' crap again, and anyway, I
   thought Siegfried was your nephew, twice over!"

Hiro: Hey! I though Incest was only in my family!

Aeka: No! Mine!

P-Chan rose onto his little pig feet, yawned and stretched himself,
briefly uncurling his tail, then he jumped onto the bed and settled back
into his favorite spot.  The bedding here had gotten considerably more
plush over the years, if only she wasn't such a restless girl.  Well at
least he could hope for a few more minutes rest on a usual morning.

Just as long as we don't get into "P-chan's usual morning Part 2...where
Shampoo joins in....
                        


"One Demon brought all this devistation, and it's name was....
			    Ifurita

Can you now see why I am the Ultimate Weapon?

Geoffrey Ryan Walker
Ifurita, the most terrable of all the Demons in El Hazard. 

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