Heyo!

I was wondering... could someone help me out with quick translations for 
a couple of lines for a fanfic I'm working on? I'm looking for Japanese 
translations for the following lines -- preferably bad Japanese, as if 
someone like the Jusenkyou guide were saying them:

So sorry, not see you come in. No problem, I fix for you. 

and

You a *real* rabbit talking to me!

Thanks in advance!



Travis Butler
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