I've seen this before, but every time I see it, I've jsut got to laugh...


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Q: What did Minmei say when Rick blew in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: How does Minmei spell "farm"?
A: E I E I O

Did you hear about the time Minmei was stuck on an escallator for over two hours during 
a power
outtage?

One time Minmei stayed up all night studying for a blood test.

Minmei and two of her friends like to play hide and seek: One goes to hide and the other 
two try to
figure out who left.

Q: Why couldn't Minmei use her water skis?
A: She couldn't find a lake on a hill.

One weekend, Minmei went duck hunting with Rick. When a flock of ducks flew overhead, he 
shot
and one fell to the ground. Minmei walked over and looked at the duck. "That was a waste 
of
ammunition," she told Rick, "The fall alone would have killed that duck."

Q: What has an I.Q. of 144
A: Minmei and eleven of her friends.

Rick: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
Minmei: "Yes. I've been somewhere before."

Minmei missed this question on her first-aid test: "What's the best way to prevent 
infection caused by
biting insects?" She answered, "Don't bite any."

Minmei's singing coaches made her work such long hours, because given a very long break 
she
would forget all her songs.

One night Lisa left a $10 bill on her dresser. A burgler came in, grabbed the bill, 
kissed her and left.
The next night she left a $20 bill on her dresser.

Q: Why are all Minmei jokes so short?
A: So Rick can understand them.

Well, maybe they aren't all Minmei jokes!