well can you get me off of this thing then??? the fanfic thing?

Pat

You know, that's an interesting existential question.  Of
course, I could mention fanfic-request, but do I really want
to?  After all, that would just be giving in and telling
you, without allowing you the true joy of discovering how
to unsubscribe yourself.

My second thought was something involving long walks and
short piers, but I realized that this would be just as 
counterproductive, and perhaps might bring you into a depression
from which you might not recover.  And that might mean that
you would be on the list for *months*, a situation that we
certainly both want to avoid.

And so, I have decided to throw it open as a contest to the
list.  How do you think Patrick can get off the ML?  Can it
be just a simple message to White Wolf, or should it be something
more elaborate, perhaps involving a marrow?

Replies and ideas should be sent to:

Help get Patrick off the Fanfic ML
c/o Studebaker Hoch,
Box 1791,
Los Angeles, CA 90001

Let's hope there's a lesson here for all of us.

--Sean Gaffney
--"You git!  I thought you were dead!  Git git git!" - Benny, No Future